[Seeking Favorites for My Next Upcoming Novel: Huh? The Reporter System Can Solve Cases Too?]
"You have been reborn.
In your previous life, you were framed by the fake heiress, Jiang Silan, and became the target of the entire internet. You died of depression. This time, you’ve decided to take back everything that belongs to you!"
The real heiress, Jiang Xixi, has clear, innocent eyes. "Wow, I’ll tip you 5,000. Tell me more!"
The omniscient System lets out a shrill scream: "Aah! Who is this?! I bound myself to the wrong soul!!"
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After a series of wild mishaps, the System realizes it’s bound to her for good! An unknown bug has cropped up, too, so it has no choice but to resign itself to following the sweet, naive Jiang Xixi.
On the set of a drama.
System: [Just like in your last life, Jiang Silan got her friend Yao Jing to steal your phone and give it to the paparazzi so they could publish fake stories about you!]
Jiang Xixi: [Aah! What do we do?]
System: [It’s fine, I’ve already got the evidence! Let’s expose her first!]
Jiang Xixi: [Sob, no! Yao Jing is widely known as a pure, innocent beauty, but I have photos of her going into a hotel with a rich man on my phone. I’m worried she’s about to have her reputation ruined! What should I do?]
System: [?!]
The director, who overheard her thoughts: Terminate her contract! Replace her! Now!
Yao Jing, panicking: Go catch the paparazzi!
Jiang Xixi watched the two women rush out the door, deep in thought.
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On the set of a variety show.
Jiang Silan made a lavish Manchu-Han banquet and said, "I’m injured, but my sister can’t cook, so I had to push through the pain and make it all. Don’t hold it against me, okay?"
The other guests all started blaming Jiang Xixi for being coldhearted, lazy, and greedy.
System: [They’re insulting you! How awful! I know their secrets! Let’s expose them!]
Jiang Xixi: [Sob, it’s no big deal. I’m just wondering whether I should tell them that my sister didn’t wash the pig intestines properly. There’s still poop on them!]
The guests immediately put down their chopsticks: Bleurgh...
Jiang Silan flew into a helpless rage: ??? I didn’t! I washed them clean! She’s making it up!
Trending topic that day: #ChefJiangSilan’sCookingMakesGuestsVomitAndHaveDiarrhea
Jiang Xixi smiled knowingly: So they can all hear me after all.
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At a lavish society banquet, Jiang Xixi’s adoptive parents cornered her and demanded money.
With everyone gathered around her, Jiang Silan curled her lips into a smug smile as she watched Jiang Xixi get bullied.
System: [This makes me furious! Those two have both been cheating on each other! Let’s expose them!]
Jiang Xixi: [Sob, it’s fine. They did raise me, after all. How about we let them move into the Jiang family home so we can all live together?]
[Lanlan will be so happy! She’s been saving up for years to give the money to her birth parents!]
Adoptive parents: Shocked.jpg
The Jiang family: Everything went black.jpg
Jiang Xixi’s birth mother: Saving for years? So they’ve been in contact all this time?! Sharpening knife to kill.jpg
Later, outside Jiang Xixi’s home:
The wealthy wives and heiresses all held the same handbag. Everyone laughed awkwardly: "Haha, you overheard Xixi say she wanted this one, too?"
The wealthy tycoons all held contracts for homes in the same neighborhood. They smiled stiffly: "Great minds think alike. This place is perfect for Xixi."
The entertainment industry directors all held different scripts, each featuring the same kind of villain role. They avoided one another’s eyes: "Ahem, I guess we all think Xixi is perfect for playing a villain."
The door opened, and everyone glared fiercely: "Get out of my way! I’m the one who came to see Jiang Xixi first!"
System: [Oh, dear! I have no idea why all these big shots insist on begging my Xixi to help them! ╮(╯▽╰)╭]
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Upcoming novel: Huh? The Reporter System Can Solve Cases Too? [1990s]
Rookie reporter Rong Yi has barely started her career when she gets on her boss’s bad side by insisting on exposing the truth. As punishment, she’s transferred to the department full of slackers.
So the cases she takes on go from major scandals like corporate tax evasion and illegal workshops to questions like why an old lady stays awake at night...
Luckily, Rong Yi gets a reporter System that can reconstruct crime scenes and investigate the truth behind cases.
There’s just one drawback: it makes her blurt out ridiculous questions she can’t control.
For example, she asks an old lady out of the blue: "Your cow chews through its rope and turns on the lights in the middle of the night. Have you considered slaughtering it?"
The old lady bursts into tears: "So that’s what it was! I thought I was seeing a ghost. I was too scared to sleep!"
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Then Rong Yi gets an unexpected call from a colleague: A whole family has been murdered on Xincheng Street. Get over there as quickly as you can and get the scoop.
Rong Yi grabs her camera and rushes to Xincheng Street. As she squeezes through the crowd, someone asks, "Have you found the murder weapon?"
Officer: "Not yet. If anyone..."
Rong Yi asks sharply: "There are two murder weapons. One was tossed into the cesspit in the back alley, and the other into the slop bucket at the restaurant next door. Would you consider fishing them out with your bare hands?"
The noisy crowd falls silent in an instant, everyone staring at Rong Yi. Then a report comes in: They’ve found the weapons, and the locations... are exactly the two places Rong Yi just named.
The officer points his gun at Rong Yi: "Hands on your head and get down! You’re under arrest as a suspect!"
Rong Yi quickly asks another question: "I’m not the killer. There were three people in the gang that committed the crime last night, and it was a crime of passion. Would you consider running a marathon to catch them?"
Just then, the officer gets another message: "Based on footprint analysis, there were three criminals, and... two men and one woman."
"…"
As everyone stares at her in horror, Rong Yi puts her hands on her head and crouches down in despair.
Help! Nobody told her her reporter System could solve cases too!!
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Later, Rong Yi struggles to clear her name and successfully passes herself off as a brilliant detective with incredible instincts.
The chief sips his tea and says with a kindly smile, "Young lady, would you consider becoming a police officer? We offer great benefits~"
Rong Yi cautiously takes out a contract. The title reads: National Agreement for Special Talent (Confidential!).
The chief grits his teeth: Damn it! Those hooligans snatched another talented recruit from us!!
Theme: Do good deeds and help others
Running a Zoo with the Beast-Taming System
A Melancholy Big Sister and Her Top-Tier Star Little Brother Join a Sibling-Dating Reality Show
Natural Disaster, But Bound to a Show-Off System
Late Awakening
Back to the City
Goldfish and Glass Marbles
It's Just a Marriage
The Sickly Beauty Goes Viral on a Dating Show with Her Mystical Powers
You Have a New Regret-It Order!
I Became a Top Director Thanks to the Crime Prediction System
Even a Corporate Drone Playing a Villainess Deserves a Salary
Joining a Dating Show with Half a Brain
It made me laugh so hard, it was so real, I even developed more than one S, and then these skills learned and spread out to make others, like a big branch, it's terrible
They should eat more large intestines, and the family should also taste the charm of meals under the halo of the heroine.
Delayed love is nothing. If you really care, will you never listen to her? You didn't go when the whole family went out for steak? What is this pretending to be? I just think she is valuable.
It made me laugh so hard, the heroine: Why am I also part of the gossip?
I hope they can divorce and let the prince and his wife go.
Pre-collection of the next book "I went crazy after being bound to the life-changing system" Rong Yi worked hard all his life, but there was always no reward. It is clear that her academic boyfriend is devoted to her, but suddenly he hates her and pursues her cousin instead. Although I was clearly the first in my grade, my college entrance examination score was only good enough for a junior college. My cousin, who was the worst at studying, actually went to Tsinghua University. Although his hard work was appreciated, he was fired in the end and his cousin became the general manager. It wasn't until he accidentally got into a car accident that he discovered before his death that he had been bound to the "life-changing system" by his aunt and his family for ten years. Only then did she understand all this. It turns out that the harder she works, the more their family will get. Fortunately, God has eyes and she was reborn! But the first day of rebirth is the first day of being bound to the system. Rong Yi: "..." If you want to change your life, then I'll just die! The academic boyfriend she faced. The academic boyfriend pointed at her nose and said, "You really disgust me, stop pestering me!" Rong Yi looked at his cousin beside him and blinked: "Sister, I'm so sad, I don't want to live anymore, what about you?" After saying that, she turned around and took out Bai Ling to hang herself. Cousin: "??? No!! I'll introduce you to a better one! He's just a stinky scumbag! It's not worth it!" Face every exam. Rong Yi entered his cousin's room in the middle of the night: "Brother! My head hurts so much! Why do I have to study? I don't want to live anymore. What about you?" After saying that, she turned around and was about to jump off the building. The cousin broke down and cried while holding Rong Yi's waist: "Sister! If you don't learn, we won't learn! We will send you abroad in the future! Don't do this, I'm scared!" Facing work... Rong Yi looked at his cousin: "You want me to go to work? The weather is pretty good today, it's suitable to take some sleeping pills." My cousin fell to his knees on the ground, leaving two lines of tears: "What evil has our family done? We chose an ancestor to bind!" Rong Qianqian was lucky enough to get a life-changing system, and at the same time she learned that her cousin Rong Yi was the heroine of this world! She made a prompt decision to change the fate of her whole family and her cousin, ready to enjoy the fruits of her life and gain Rong Yi's happy life. Unexpectedly, she just stole Rong Yi's boyfriend, who was a top student. Rong Yi sadly looked for life and death, but then she changed her boyfriend to a rich and arrogant son. His younger brother just stole Rong Yi's score. Rong Yi failed in the exam and refused to study. Unexpectedly, Rong Yi was admitted to a prestigious university in the end! His brother took away Rong Yi's high-paying job, so Rong Yi simply cooked salted fish at home. As a result, Rong Yi topped the list of rich people! Rong Yi is getting better and better, but she is abandoned by her boyfriend, breaks up with her relatives, and lives on the street. Rong Qianqian cried so loudly, she must be useless! She didn't believe she couldn't snatch these away!
Can we do some extra stories and explain the ending...
Ah? This is the end. It feels a bit short. Are there any extras?
Good guy, good guy, good guy
Where are the remaining melons! So anxious