Blurb:
When Lin Li, the old ancestor, woke up, the only bloodline left among the vampires was the Lu family, now one of the top wealthy families in the capital.
A pretty minor actress in the entertainment industry shared her name. She was a rising star, but her scumbag boyfriend spent her money on his mistress, manipulated online marketing accounts to destroy the career she'd spent seven years building, and eventually left the pretty minor actress dead in her apartment.
The old ancestor signed a vampire pact with the minor actress to avenge her. When she found the scumbag and his mistress, she gave them both a whole series of slaps.
In less than a year, Lin Li had avenged the minor actress.
But Lin Li still had a major problem of her own to resolve. She still hadn't tasted the delicious treat she'd been longing for.
PS: The male lead is a delicious-tasting domineering CEO.
The Famous Couch Potato Transmigrates into the Top-Tier Star's Mom by Gei Wo Yi Ba Jian ID: 7981241
Blurb:
Yan Danyue had always been a famous couch potato in the Transmigration Bureau. Whenever she transmigrated into a book, she never followed the plot, choosing instead to lie flat whenever and wherever she pleased.
As luck would have it, her role in this book was that of a wealthy wife and the top-tier star's mother. With such excellent conditions for lying flat, Yan Danyue felt grateful even to the Bureau's wickedly cruel director.
Her son, Lu Tinghan, was the book's top-tier star foil and the most tragic minor character in the whole story. He constantly stirred up trouble, using his family background to provoke the male lead. Ever since his debut, he'd been the male lead Ji Congnan's rival, and in the end, the male lead shipped him off to Siberia to dig potatoes.
Ji Congnan debuted at seventeen. He was the captain of a top-tier boy band, ranked first in the group for professional ability, and had won countless awards. He had all kinds of hobbies and was an all-around talent, friendly to his fans. Whenever he went through an airport, he gave them gifts and patiently read their letters. When choosing acting roles, he picked second male leads who fit his image or leads in idol dramas.
Lu Tinghan had entered the industry halfway through. He got through auditions by sheer luck, and his laid-back persona had won over his fans. His fans adored him, while his haters wished he would disappear from the entertainment industry. This was especially true of those who hadn't debuted in the same year. His stage presence was dead on its feet, and his whole thing was being unconventional. He could write music, but every time he released a song, he shocked the industry with lyrics full of barbs. When it came to acting, he only accepted traditional wuxia villain roles.
Everyone in the entertainment industry treated everyone else as a rival.
Ji Congnan's fans had also inexplicably built up a deep resentment toward Yan Danyue.
After Yan Danyue transmigrated into the book, she had no intention of getting involved in Lu Tinghan's affairs.
Later, Lu Tinghan's laid-back persona turned out to be so genuine that Yan Danyue reluctantly became one of his mom-fans.
People in the entertainment industry discovered that Lu Tinghan seemed to be dating one of his fans. It even looked like they'd been caught wearing each other's clothes. Everyone thought Lu Tinghan was finally going to have his career crash, and they celebrated for seven whole days.
Lu Tinghan: @Yan Danyue, my real mom.
Ji Congnan: @Yan Danyue, my real mom.
Lu Tinghan's fans: "?????"
Ji Congnan's fans: "?????"
Lu Tinghan even tagged Ji Congnan: What's your deal? Are you sick?
Yan Danyue sat in the back garden of her riverside villa, sipping tea. She choked, then calmly admitted that she really did have two ex-husbands, and that she was now being perfectly fair to them both.
Coming soon: All Haunted Houses Are Adorable [Livestream]
Blurb: After working in the underworld for hundreds of thousands of years, Shi Lingling finally got a chance to be reincarnated.
When Shi Lingling learned she could be reincarnated, she partied wildly in the underworld for three days and three nights, then successfully reincarnated.
Having gone so many years without being reincarnated, Shi Lingling was fascinated by everything in the world as a newborn human, especially livestreaming!
Shi Lingling vowed to become the number one streamer in the livestreaming world.
A new streamer joined Mengyu Livestream. She said she was a haunted-house sleep tester, and often slept in famous haunted houses.
"Everyone, the streamer isn't lying, the streamer isn't lying. The room I'm streaming from right now is the bedroom of a haunted house, okay?"
"What, you want to see the haunted house's bathroom?" Shi Lingling walked out with her phone.
"Of course, no problem, of course, no problem. I'll take you to the bathroom." It was pitch-black, and the sound of a toilet flushing could be heard.
"Turn on a light, streamer." The comments trembled in fear, hastily invoking protection.
When the light came on, Shi Lingling's beautiful face, so pale it seemed to glow, appeared onscreen. Everyone in the livestream: "!!!"
A new streamer on Mengyu Livestream became an overnight sensation. She topped the newcomers' chart for a whole week, and soon all the top streamers came to visit Shi Lingling's channel.
"Shi Lingling, are you really a haunted-house sleep tester? Aren't you scared?" asked the platform's number one female streamer, Pink Little Bunny, in a sweet voice.
"Why would I be scared? This is a luxury home, and it's very comfortable to sleep in!" Shi Lingling smiled brightly at the camera.
Everyone: "Wah, my wife is so beautiful. I'm so lucky to have you."
Everyone: "Wah, hubby, I need you to hold me while I sleep."
After livestreaming for a while, Shi Lingling noticed a problem. There was a little ghost who crouched in the corner of her bedroom every day and never left.
She asked it questions, but it wouldn't answer.
Shi Lingling ran out of patience and walked over to the little ghost.
To her surprise, the little ghost raised its arms. "Wifey, hug me."
When Shi Lingling was reincarnated, the elusive God of Ghosts stood on the road to the underworld for a long time.
"My lord, one year in the human world is one day in the underworld. Shi Lingling will certainly be back in less than three months," a ghost messenger said, stepping forward to comfort him.
"Three months is too long. Tell Mengji to arrange for me to be reincarnated." The God of Ghosts stunned everyone with his words.
"You can't, my lord! The underworld can't do without you, and reincarnating as a mortal will harm your divine body." The ghost messenger had barely finished speaking when his lord vanished without a trace.
Theme: Love and peace
So, what did the heroine do in this slap in the face...
Hahahahaha, scumbag deserves it
Hahaha, I feel so good, let's continue~
This scumbag is so disgusting!
This business is so disgusting! Let him slap him in the face!
Wow!!!! Hit the agent quickly!
Good luck opening the book, happy Laba!