You Mustn't Lust After the Pretty Little Deaf Boy

[Free palate cleanser] Pretty deaf bottom x rich young master top

#Xu Zi? I'd rather fall for a dog than him...#

#Look! The one I fell for is Xu Zi!!#

Xu Zi's parents died when he was ten, and a fever damaged his hearing. His uncle took the family home while he was vulnerable, leaving him to live in an old house at the edge of the village that his grandmother had left behind.

He got by doing errands and farm work for villagers in exchange for a meal, somehow managing to raise himself until he was twenty-four.

He thought he'd live a quiet, uneventful life forever.

Then a tall, handsome young man came to the village.

The village chief struggled to explain it to Xu Zi in sign language. The little deaf man only just managed to understand.

--From the city. No parents. Young.

How pitiful.

Xu Zi decided to take him in.

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As a pampered young master, Chen Guan's first impression of Taoxu Village was that it was a miserable backwater.

If he hadn't made a mistake and been sent to the ancestral home by his old man to reflect on his actions, he would never have set foot there in his life.

He was penniless, unwelcome, and forced to live with a village caretaker.

The other man was poor, stingy, uncouth, cowardly, and stupid. He had nothing going for him except a pretty face and a good body, and he was always looking at Chen Guan with pity.

Chen Guan sneered, sure he couldn't stand it for even a minute.

But then again, Xu Zi was so stupid. Why couldn't he boss him around and use him, too? He was absolutely going to let this little deaf man get a taste of the harsh realities of society.

So why was it that, as time went on, Xu Zi had less work to do, had gained weight, and looked even prettier, while he, a full-fledged young master, had been tamed into a guard dog?

And even after all that, Xu Zi still wanted to save up to buy a house and marry a wife.

Chen Guan tried to hold back, but in the end he couldn't stop himself from pinning the little deaf man beneath the covers. He looked down at that confused, beautiful face and gritted out each word.

"Damn it, I'm your wife!"

P.S.

1. A comeback story. The writing is amateurish, a toilet-read.

2. The top is childish and has a bad temper. He's a bit mean to the bottom at first, but gets tamed in the middle and later parts.

3. The bottom isn't stupid!! He just has poor hearing, little education, and trouble reading (important). He's the village-caretaker type.

Blurb written on June 3, 2025 (the idea came from a friend's thesis even earlier), screenshot saved.

Theme: Love can overcome everything