[New novel now underway: I Know the Whole World Can Hear My Thoughts]
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Lin Qian, a physics master's student obsessed with scientific research, only discovered before joining a dating show that she was the contrast character to the gentle, lovable heroine with excellent people skills in a novel.
Lin Qian was cold and blunt, and hadn't unlocked a single life skill. She was the perfect tool for making the heroine look good.
Being a contrast character alone wouldn't have been so bad, but this tool's career and studies would suffer, and she'd be so thoroughly hated online that she couldn't even leave her home. Her ending was tragic.
So she decided to make the heroine her contrast character instead.
Since the heroine had maxed out her life skills, Lin Qian would just slack off and use high tech to beat the skills the heroine was so proud of.
The gentler the heroine was, the sharper Lin Qian would be. The more the heroine acted cute, the more Lin Qian would show off her boyfriend-worthy side.
During the show's pre-interview, the director asked, "Of the three male guests, is there anyone who matches your ideal type?"
After a long pause, Lin Qian said, "The first one."
The first guest was An Yang, the most outstanding man on the show. The director asked excitedly, "Why?"
Lin Qian: "Oh, I picked him in eeny, meeny, miny, moe."
"????"
During a meal on the dating show, Male Guest Number Two picked up a shrimp with his gloved hand and began peeling it. He asked Lin Qian in a low voice, "Want some shrimp? I'll peel it for you."
Lin Qian looked up. "Thanks, no. I have hands."
"????"
As the show went on, the online chatter completely changed: "What tech gadget will Lin Qian make today?" "Can't wait to see what shocking thing Lin Qian says today." "Daily question: Will Lin Qian find a boyfriend today?"
Fair-skinned, beautiful, blunt woman x handsome, rich, blunt man
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Please add my new novel, I Know the Whole World Can Hear My Thoughts, to your collection.
"You've been reborn.
In your previous life, the fake heiress Jiang Silan framed you, turning the entire internet against you until you died of depression. This time, you must take back everything that belongs to you!"
The real heiress, Jiang Xixi, with her clear, innocent eyes: Wow, I'll tip you 5,000. Go on, tell me more!
The System let out a piercing shriek: Ah! Who's this? I bound the wrong soul!!
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After a series of ridiculous mishaps, the System realized they were permanently bound together! It had also encountered some unknown bug, so it could only resign itself to following the sweet and silly Jiang Xixi.
On a film set.
System: [Just like in your previous life, Jiang Silan got her friend Yao Jing to steal your phone and give it to the paparazzi so they could make up a scandal about you!]
Jiang Xixi: [Aah! What do we do?]
System: [It's fine. I've got the evidence! Let's expose her first!]
Jiang Xixi: [Wah, it's not that! Yao Jing is known as a pure beauty, but there's a photo on my phone of her going into a hotel with a rich guy. I'm worried her career will be ruined! What do I do?]
System: [?!]
The director, who overheard their thoughts: Terminate her contract! Replace her! Now!
Yao Jing, panicking: Go catch the paparazzi!
Jiang Xixi watched thoughtfully as the two rushed out the door.
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On a variety show set.
Jiang Silan had made a full imperial feast. "I got hurt, but my sister can't cook, so I had to finish making all this even though it hurt. I hope you don't mind!"
All the guests immediately blamed Jiang Xixi for being cold-hearted and lazy.
System: [They're insulting you! How awful! I know their secrets! Let's expose them!]
Jiang Xixi: [Wah, it's no big deal. I'm just wondering whether I should tell them my sister didn't wash the intestines properly. There's still poop on them!]
The guests immediately put down their chopsticks. "Ugh..."
Jiang Silan fumed helplessly: ???? I didn't! I washed them! She's lying!
Trending topic that day: #TheCookingGodJiangSilanMakesGuestsVomitingAndDiarreal
Jiang Xixi smiled knowingly. So they really can all hear me.
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Later
Jiang Xixi: [System, this is so annoying. My adoptive parents are having such a hard time in the countryside. They abused me before, but they did raise me. I feel bad living alone in a huge mansion. Maybe I should go back?]
System: [You fool! Why do you care about them?]
Jiang Xixi's biological father, who needed her to marry into another family, immediately brought her adoptive parents over.
That night, Jiang Xixi: [System, my adoptive parents and sister have reunited! How moving! Should I tell them my sister has been saving up money for them all these years?]
Adoptive parents: surprised.jpg
Jiang Silan: vision going black.jpg
Jiang Xixi's biological mother: For years? So they've been in contact all along?! sharpening knife to kill.jpg
Jiang Xixi: [System! Should I tell my brother-in-law that the show he's invested in will be taken down because the lead actor is suspected of tax evasion?]
System, blinking: [We absolutely mustn't tell him! Absolutely not! Not at all!]
Jiang Silan's fiance smirked and immediately pulled his investment. The next second, he heard:
[Huh, my brother-in-law pulled out his investment himself. I can jump into this pit instead! I'll bring my own funding to the production! After all, this is my sister's favorite show.]
Three months later, the show used AI face-swapping technology and became a huge hit!!
Brother-in-law: ????
A year later, the System watched Jiang Xixi walk the red carpet. [Oh my, I really don't know how my sweet and silly Host got so rich and famous. ╮(╯▽╰)╭]
Theme: Technology saves me.
Running a Zoo with the Beast-Taming System
A Melancholy Big Sister and Her Top-Tier Star Little Brother Join a Sibling-Dating Reality Show
Natural Disaster, But Bound to a Show-Off System
Late Awakening
Back to the City
Goldfish and Glass Marbles
It's Just a Marriage
The Sickly Beauty Goes Viral on a Dating Show with Her Mystical Powers
You Have a New Regret-It Order!
I Became a Top Director Thanks to the Crime Prediction System
Even a Corporate Drone Playing a Villainess Deserves a Salary
Joining a Dating Show with Half a Brain
Pre-collection of the next book "Falling in Love with Half a Brain", please collect it Shi Yu traveled through the book and became the control group of the heroine in the romance novel. The heroine is a heartthrob, and everyone loves her; but the original owner is a love brain, and even lost his life and money and was deceived into mining. Fortunately, Shi Yu himself is very sober, but the problem is—— She was only half dressed. In the morning, she will be controlled by the plot and be a love brain. Only at night can she be herself, jumping repeatedly between having a brain and having no brain. So... In the morning, the greasy man said: "Xiaoyu, yesterday I chose Ji Yuanyuan to go on a date because I..." Shi Yu's eyes were red and she pretended to be happy: "It's okay, are you guys having fun? Have you prepared sunscreen spray for her? Girls are most afraid of being exposed to the sun." In the evening, when Shi Yu won the first place in the competition and could choose a male guest to share a vacation package, Greasy Man tried to persuade Shi Yu to choose him. Shi Yu: "Do you want keys? How many keys?" Netizens: 6 In the morning, the male protagonist of the original book handed the oatmeal that the female protagonist rejected to Shi Yu. Shi Yu still took the cup with tears in her eyes. Although she didn't like oatmeal the most, she said excitedly, "You made it with your own hands. I'm so touched. I must drink it up!" In the evening, the male protagonist of the original book specially made her a glass of milk to calm her nerves. Shi Yu: "Are you O making fruit milk? You can make it whenever you want?" Netizens: 6 In the morning, the grumpy man handed the snacks that Ji Yuanyuan didn't eat to Shi Yu to eat. Shi Yu was eating potato chips that were not crispy at all because they had been stored for too long, but he said in a long voice, "I have never eaten such delicious potato chips." In the evening, after the grumpy man came back from a date, he bought a commemorative doll for Shi Yu. Netizen: "I know this question, and Shi Daxingxing will say: The doll is cute, how old are you now?" Later: Everyone began to imitate Shi Yu and use her appearance to torture the scumbag. Original male protagonist: Shi Yu, you caught my attention. Best Actor Pei Chi: How does she switch faces so smoothly? Shi Yu: It doesn't matter, I will wake up
Hahahahahahahahaha Others: A sweet month before marriage! Protagonist: Primary school chicken love record
Laughing to death, God fucking promised me with my body,
Holy gold, it made me laugh for a long time!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My face is ruined!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you dare to go to the campus next door to have a romantic relationship with us who are finally officially in love?!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't you dare to be more green!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like if someone asked me to listen to 800 words of rainbow fart, I would fall asleep
I don't mind reading an 800-word rainbow fart. After all, it's something I can't write.
It's so funny, you can't guess the brain circuit of a bastard.
I probably won't be able to be single for the rest of my life.
Help hahaha! This male protagonist is too resentful, and I feel so embarrassed that a fairy castle rises from the ground under my feet.