Name: That Sickly Man Is Telling Fortunes Again
Author: The Fox Doesn't Eat Fish

Synopsis

New Book: I’m the Villain, So Let Me Die First! The blurb is at the very bottom~

[Blurb]

In Qingfeng City lives a sickly young man, master of the art of paper puppetry. His fortune-telling is even more astonishing: he can foresee good and bad fortune and see the fate of others.

Of all the people Yi Chenxue has met, he can glimpse at least a little of their fates. There is only one person whose destiny he can never see, no matter how hard he tries: Si Guyuan.

He has told fortunes for plenty of people. Later, some died and some went mad, and very few managed to live safe and sound. The most capable of them all was Si Guyuan, who ended up sharing a bed with him.

But Yi Chenxue doesn’t believe anyone could treasure a person like him.

He tells Si Guyuan, “Immortal, fate has brought us together.”

Everyone knows that when this sickly young man says, “Fate has brought us together,” he sends people straight to their graves.

Si Guyuan knows it too, so he has someone make a coffin.

But after a moment’s serious thought, Yi Chenxue turns to look at him and asks, “Who’s the other half for?”

Si Guyuan says expressionlessly, “You.”

“...”

Don’t ask. He’s just moved.

Later, Yi Chenxue’s spiritual sense becomes unstable, and he turns into a paper person small enough to fit in someone’s palm. He grows bolder by the day.

Today he tugs at someone’s collar, tomorrow he slips inside someone’s robe, and the day after that he’s capable of snapping off half an immortal’s hair.

The immortal traps him between his fingers and stares at him coldly.

“Do you want to leave this world forever?”

Yi Chenxue: ...

Threaten me all you want, just don’t squeeze me.

In his youth, Yi Chenxue was arrogant and wild, with his sharp edges on full display. After dying once, he became more mature and took charge of a sect.

Everyone says it makes a fine story.

Only Si Guyuan, when he sees Yi Chenxue returned from the dead, can no longer hide the heartbreak in his eyes. He is lucky the night keeps Yi Chenxue from noticing.

He was once a man standing at the peak of the mountain. After falling and rising again, everyone sees only his radiant brilliance from then on. Only Si Guyuan picks up the shattered pieces of him and carefully nurses him back to health over several years.

The world loves to watch him fall.

But Si Guyuan wants him standing at the top, without a single new wound.

[“Wimp” who can only tell fortunes X “Broke guy” with a sharp tongue for life]

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I’m the Villain, So Let Me Die First! Blurb:

Xie Jiuyuan died.

But then he came back to life.

He returned to the time when he was young and full of himself, before the immortal sects and demons joined forces to kill him.

All four limbs intact, and most importantly, his handsome face is still there.

Great.

But for some inexplicable reason, he gets bound to a System called “Do a Good Deed Every Day, Do an Evil Deed Every Month.” He has to build up good karma while completing villain missions, then die once he’s fulfilled his purpose.

Xie Jiuyuan, who used to commit every kind of evil, says:

“Life is a play, and it all depends on your acting.”

So what if I have to pretend to be virtuous? I’ll put on a show for you.

And so

Xie Jiuyuan cures his senior brother, who has been chronically ill.

Xie Jiuyuan restores the crumbling Siyi Sect to its former strength.

Xie Jiuyuan risks his life to slay an ancient demon beast that has been wreaking havoc in the mortal realm.

The immortal sects say, “This young man is kind and pure of heart. He’s sure to accomplish great things one day.”

Later

Xie Jiuyuan steals the immortal sects’ treasures.

The immortal sects say, “Impossible! Absolutely impossible!”

Xie Jiuyuan betrays his sect and joins the Demon Realm.