I Taught the Ruthless Dao Wrong

Han Budu thought transmigrating back to ancient times was already absurd, but he never expected something even more absurd: He and the stammering kid next door were both chosen to cultivate immortality? After they became disciples, the stammering kid solemnly told him, "Wuwuwuwu..." Han Budu rolled up his sleeves. "Damn it, who bullied you? They should know who they're messing with!" The stammering kid finished speaking: "The Heartless Dao." Han Budu lowered his sleeves. "Hello. Goodbye." What a joke. Don't Heartless Dao cultivators always end up proving the Dao by killing their wives, children, and friends? He didn't want to wake up one day with five, six, seven, or eight extra holes in his body! Friends of Heartless Dao cultivators, danger! But the stammering kid was kind of pitiful on his own, so Han Budu had to find another way out and started brainwashing him. "What's so great about the Heartless Dao? On Qidian, your disciple tramples you. On Jinjiang, you're chasing your wife to the crematorium. And on Haitang..." Han Budu fell silent. "On...?" The stammering kid was very interested and, for the first time, managed to continue the conversation. Han Budu thought for a moment. "On Haitang, it's very 'happy'." The stammering kid looked at his friend. Come to think of it, cultivating Haitang's Heartless Dao doesn't sound so bad? Han Budu went to great lengths to stop the stammering kid from proving the Dao. "Want to go down the mountain and have some fun? Hey, heartless doesn't mean desireless..." "Want to read a novel? Tsk, this new one by Senior Gu is called The Passionate Swordsman and the Heartless Sword. It's perfect for you..." "Want to switch majors? Hey, young man, you can study two immortal-cultivation disciplines at once!" The stammering kid said he understood everything: desire, passion, dual cultivation, no problem. (He won't stammer later.) [Girls, I've confirmed that the locked chapters will begin on March 22. If you haven't had a chance to read the earlier chapters, you can catch up over the next couple of days~] Little angels, please support my upcoming book!!! "I Don't Want to Keep This Damn Zombie Dog" Chu Liang, a minor character who believes that life is just one disappointment after another. He brought his low-presence buff with him into the zombie apocalypse. He feels like he's the world's greatest survivor! Living until rescue arrives shouldn't be a problem! It's just... "Wang Defu!" Why, after turning into a zombie, can a Border Collie still use its herding skills to herd zombies?! When Chu Liang got up one morning, he saw a huge, jostling mass of zombies gathered outside his house... He nearly had a heart attack. "Wang Chen'an, please, do something about your dog..." Chu Liang was tired, weathered, twisted, crawling along in the shadows. The handsome zombie across from him and the Border Collie turned their stiff heads in unison. Its beastlike eyes slowly shifted, and it reached out its blue-gray hand to pat Chu Liang's butt. Oh, the obsession he retained was indescribable. Chu Liang didn't want to be a saint, but this man and this dog had both saved his life, and they didn't bite people... "What else can I do? I'll just make the best of it." Chu Liang smiled miserably. Today was another day of raising zombie dogs. (I have lots of completed works! My danmei stories are mainly silly comedies: silly wuxia and silly cats! I also have a completed warm, youthful story about being reborn in the 1990s, and a silly transmigration-into-a-book story about working hard that's nearly finished! Please take a look, darlings!) Theme: Teach people with feelings the Heartless Dao, and live each day well.