Chu Liang is an inconspicuous English major who hopes the world will end every day.
One day, he wakes up and the world really has ended!
Chu Liang, with his super-low-presence buff:
Hah, I shall be the world's ultimate survival king!
Who knew that after the virus outbreak,
the zombies would still cling to their obsessions from when they were alive!
So much for a one-click reformat :)
He'd planned to stay quietly at home, scrape by in peace, and wait for the rescue team. Who could have expected that one morning, when he opened the door, he would find a huge crowd of zombies gathered outside his house...
Why did the border collie, after turning into a zombie, become obsessed with herding zombies?!
Chu Liang presses his philtrum:
"Wang Chen'an, please, do something about your Wang Defu..."
Exhausted, weather-beaten, twisted, crawling along in the darkness.
The handsome zombie across from him moved his stiff head in sync with the border collie,
slowly rolled his eyes,
and reached out a bluish-gray hand to... grope Chu Liang's butt.
Oh.
His lingering obsession is NSFW.
Chu Liang gives a miserable smile:
"Well, what can you do? Might as well make the best of it."
#Another day of raising a zombie dog#
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[Exorcist Homeroom Teacher]
Ban Yixing is the seventeenth-generation heir to a renowned family of educators.
Although teaching isn't his ambition,
he somehow winds up becoming a teacher anyway.
On the first day of training, a veteran teacher says sympathetically, "You're done for. This is the infamous class of demons and monsters."
Teacher Ban smiles faintly. "I shall live up to the glory of my ancestors, exorcise demons and monsters, and nurture the flowers of our nation with my spiri-"
Wait. "Infamous" and "demons and monsters" aren't two separate descriptions?
The principal smiles kindly and benevolently.
"Teacher Ban, we're promoting inclusive education these days. You can't be prejudiced against your students..."
Am I the one who's prejudiced?
Is this inclusive education?
Listen to yourself. Does that sound remotely human?
Ban Yixing asks himself these three questions,
then calmly rescues his head from a student's mouth,
while wearily replying to the student's mother:
"You really can't let your son eat his classmates for lunch!!!"
Everyone says that the Ban family is exceptionally suited to being homeroom teachers.
Ban Yixing looks up, annoyed. "Jiang Shi, stop bullying your classmate Sang Shi behind his back. Aren't you two cousins?"
Zombie: ...Who would be cousins with a bunch of idiots like the jiangshi?!
"Hua Pi, stop climbing over the wall to livestream your makeup transformations."
Painted-Skin Demon: ...Call me Master Hua, please. What's with 'Hua Pi'?!
"Xi Xuegui, why are you dozing off during the day? What have you been doing at night? I can't even be bothered to lecture you..."
Vampire: ...Don't be too lazy to lecture me! Explain yourself! Now they're all looking at me funny!
The students: How does he know everything?
Is he some kind of born teacher, able to tell what we're doing with just one glance?
Ban Yixing: ...You're overthinking it. It's just a little mind-reading, an ancestral Ban family art.
A professional judge of grade-schoolers.
Di Ting, arriving for a parent-teacher meeting: Hm? Could this teacher be one of my kids?
[Education majors, don't panic. Teachers, don't be afraid. This is a wish-fulfillment story.]
Theme: Repay kindness with kindness, settle grudges, and survive the apocalypse
Come on, no matter what happens to these Q people, they are trash. (Wow, the last comment has been deleted)
Let's do an experiment with our cute zombie uncle to see if it's possible for intelligent zombies to transform back into normal people [crying] [crying]
The army with weapons on the bamboo is the Qi family army! Specialized in fighting Japanese pirates!
Sisters, it's almost finished. I'll keep the word count down and update along with the list. I want more traffic~~ I want to try to see if I can be on the list on Thursday, hahaha. If not, I'll resume daily updates (I'll make up for the missing daily word count in double updates in a few days).
It's okay, AO in estrus won't urinate randomly.
The kitten peeing indiscriminately may be because it is not adapting to the new environment, so peeing indiscriminately leaves some of its own smell in the house, which may be regarded as marking its territory.
Haven't seen you for a long time.
It made me laugh so hard. The zombie king has really become the zombie king now.
Eat more, and if you don't eat, you won't get it for free!
That's right, the clothes won't dry at all, they stink everywhere, and I don't know what to do without a dryer. [Crying]
Ban Yixing is the 47th generation descendant of a famous educator.
Although this is not my intention,
But he still became a teacher by accident.
On the first day of training, the senior teacher said sympathetically: "You are finished. This is the notorious monster class."
The class teacher smiled slightly: "I shall live up to the reputation of my ancestors, and I will definitely slay demons and cultivate the spirit of the flowers of our motherland——"
Wait a minute, aren't "notorious" and "demon" two adjectives?
The principal smiled kindly and kindly:
"Teacher, we are now advocating integrated education. You must not be biased against students..."
Am I biased?
Is this inclusive education?
Do you hear what you are saying is human language?
Ban Yixing asked three times:
Then calmly rescued his head from the student's mouth,
In her hand, she tiredly replied to the message from the student's mother:
"You really can't give your son a classmate for lunch!!!"
Everyone says that descendants of the Ban family are particularly suitable to be class teachers——
Ban Yixing raised his eyes and said angrily: "My classmates, please don't bully my classmates behind your back. Aren't you two cousins?"
Zombie: ... Who is the idiot cousin of the zombies? !
"Student Huapi, don't go over the wall again to broadcast live broadcasts of fake makeup."
Huapi: ... Please call me Huapi, what a Huapi!
"Classmate Xi Xuegui, what did you do at night when you fell asleep during the day? I'm too lazy to tell you..."
Vampire: ... Don't be too lazy to say it! Make it clear! They look at me weird now!
Students: How come he knows everything?
Could it be that this is the Holy Body of a natural teacher, and you can tell what we are doing at a glance?
Ban Yixing: ... Overthinking, just a little bit of mind-reading skills inherited from the Ban family.
Professional primary school student judge.
Di Ting, who came for a parent-teacher meeting: Huh? Isn't this teacher my kid?
[Normal student friends, don't be nervous, teacher friends, don't be afraid, this is a cool article]
[My cousin was inspired by reporting to the boss, and I dropped the food]
After Drowning, I Became a River God
Return to High School and Be a Scumbag
Class Teacher Who Subdues Demons and Eliminates Demons
The Battle of Salted Fish King [Survival]
My Fate Is in the Hands of Vegetables, Not the Heavens!
I Stumbled into a CEO Romance, So I Might as Well Lie Down
I Taught the Ruthless Dao Wrong
Help, a Cat Is Repaying My Kindness!
The Light of the Righteous Shines on the Demonic Cult
Back to Middle School to Become a Legend
Come on, no matter what happens to these Q people, they are trash. (Wow, the last comment has been deleted)
Let's do an experiment with our cute zombie uncle to see if it's possible for intelligent zombies to transform back into normal people [crying] [crying]
The army with weapons on the bamboo is the Qi family army! Specialized in fighting Japanese pirates!
Sisters, it's almost finished. I'll keep the word count down and update along with the list. I want more traffic~~ I want to try to see if I can be on the list on Thursday, hahaha. If not, I'll resume daily updates (I'll make up for the missing daily word count in double updates in a few days).
It's okay, AO in estrus won't urinate randomly.
The kitten peeing indiscriminately may be because it is not adapting to the new environment, so peeing indiscriminately leaves some of its own smell in the house, which may be regarded as marking its territory.
Haven't seen you for a long time. It made me laugh so hard. The zombie king has really become the zombie king now.
Eat more, and if you don't eat, you won't get it for free!
That's right, the clothes won't dry at all, they stink everywhere, and I don't know what to do without a dryer. [Crying]
Ban Yixing is the 47th generation descendant of a famous educator. Although this is not my intention, But he still became a teacher by accident. On the first day of training, the senior teacher said sympathetically: "You are finished. This is the notorious monster class." The class teacher smiled slightly: "I shall live up to the reputation of my ancestors, and I will definitely slay demons and cultivate the spirit of the flowers of our motherland——" Wait a minute, aren't "notorious" and "demon" two adjectives? The principal smiled kindly and kindly: "Teacher, we are now advocating integrated education. You must not be biased against students..." Am I biased? Is this inclusive education? Do you hear what you are saying is human language? Ban Yixing asked three times: Then calmly rescued his head from the student's mouth, In her hand, she tiredly replied to the message from the student's mother: "You really can't give your son a classmate for lunch!!!" Everyone says that descendants of the Ban family are particularly suitable to be class teachers—— Ban Yixing raised his eyes and said angrily: "My classmates, please don't bully my classmates behind your back. Aren't you two cousins?" Zombie: ... Who is the idiot cousin of the zombies? ! "Student Huapi, don't go over the wall again to broadcast live broadcasts of fake makeup." Huapi: ... Please call me Huapi, what a Huapi! "Classmate Xi Xuegui, what did you do at night when you fell asleep during the day? I'm too lazy to tell you..." Vampire: ... Don't be too lazy to say it! Make it clear! They look at me weird now! Students: How come he knows everything? Could it be that this is the Holy Body of a natural teacher, and you can tell what we are doing at a glance? Ban Yixing: ... Overthinking, just a little bit of mind-reading skills inherited from the Ban family. Professional primary school student judge. Di Ting, who came for a parent-teacher meeting: Huh? Isn't this teacher my kid? [Normal student friends, don't be nervous, teacher friends, don't be afraid, this is a cool article] [My cousin was inspired by reporting to the boss, and I dropped the food]