The Light of the Righteous Shines on the Demonic Cult

The leader of the Demon Cult, Mo Tongtian, was struck by lightning and sent to the 21st century, where he was turned into a little kid. Picked up by the government and raised, he grew into a fine young man who was born in the spring breeze, raised under the red flag, and devoted to serving his country with all his heart. Then another bolt of lightning sent him back to the past. I'm standing right in front of you now. Tell me, how much do I look like the person I used to be? Right Protector: "Leader, we..." The leader, who had already changed his name to Mo Tongtian, declared with righteous conviction, "First of all, please call me Comrade!" Right Protector: "...Comrade, the Beggars' Sect has already launched an attack..." Comrade Xiao Tiantian: "What? The Beggars' Sect? I won't allow it!" The Right Protector was overjoyed. Comrade Xiao Tiantian: "I won't allow people to be left begging in the streets! We need to help them escape poverty and get rich!" The Right Protector... The Beggars' Sect never came back. The other orthodox sects gathered together and sent the great hero Yan Yizhi to scout the situation. Xiao Tiantian: "I'm sorry, but you and I could never be together, One-Eye." Yan Yizhi... Xiao Tiantian glanced at the handsome face revealed when the other man removed his cloak. "But, well, I suppose I could occasionally have a taste of love's bitter side, One-Swallow." Yan Yizhi: His fists clenched. The orthodox sects came to surround the mountain. The Demon Cult was riled up. They grabbed their weapons, ready to die together with the enemy. Xiao Tiantian: "Left Protector, go down and find the police station... I mean, the county yamen, and report this to the authorities." Left Protector: ??? Xiao Tiantian: "When you're in trouble, call the police. That's right, you can always trust the police!" With tears in his eyes, the Left Protector broke through the encirclement and headed down the mountain, hoping to find a famous doctor to treat the leader's brain first. (New novel, Help! A Cat Repaid My Kindness!, is complete) Lu Ran is a miserable wage slave. Every time he gets off work, he runs into a little black cat. Feeling sorry for it, Lu Ran can't help bringing along some cat food to share. Then one day, beneath the moonlight, the black cat asks him, "What's your dream?" Lu Ran thinks he's dreaming. Enviously, he says, "I don't want to work anymore. I want to be a cat!" So he wakes up as an orange cat with four little pink paws. In the midst of his breakdown, he learns to walk on all fours and catches the culprit. "Turn me back, damn it!!!" Little Black Cat: "Can't do that, meow. This is how I repay your kindness, meow. Unless you can get me a hundred dried fish, meow~" Orange Cat Lu: "That's revenge, not gratitude, meow!" But he still has to get those dried fish. Why, though, are there always people coveting his beauty and trying to take him home? "Boss, please let me go, meow!" Held in his boss's hands, Orange Cat Lu sheds tears of humiliation. Beasts will never be slaves, unless room and board are included. In the end, he was lured home with dried fish. Being a cat with a boss is way more comfortable than being a wage slave with a boss! "He looks like he's almost grown up. Should I get him fixed...?" the boss mutters to himself. Orange Cat Lu: "Goodbye, see ya!" -----Ladies, it's half-price V on May 21! I'll do my best to apply for a free promotion! -----Ladies! A new story is here! Hilarious ancient-style cultivation fantasy! I've Led the Heartless Dao Astray! It's complete and ready to binge! It has tons of bookmarks! Han Budu thought transmigrating back to ancient times was already absurd enough. He didn't expect things to get even more absurd: He and the little stutterer next door had both been chosen to cultivate immortality? After they became disciples, the little stutterer told him solemnly, "W-w-w-w..." Han Budu rolled up his sleeves. "Who the hell bullied you? They'd better take a good look at whose person they're messing with!" The little stutterer finished speaking. "The Heartless Dao." Han Budu lowered his sleeves. "Hello. Goodbye." What a joke. Doesn't everyone who cultivates the Heartless Dao end up proving the Dao by killing their wife, children, and friends? He doesn't want to wake up one day with five, six, seven, or eight holes in his body! Friends of the Heartless Dao, beware! But the little stutterer is so pitiful all by himself. Han Budu has no choice but to find his own way out and start brainwashing the little stutterer. "What's so great about the Heartless Dao? On Qidian, disciples trample you underfoot; on Jinjiang, you're stuck in a chasing-your-wife-to-the-crematorium plot; and on Haitang..." Han Budu clamped his mouth shut. "On...?" The little stutterer was very interested and, for once, continued the conversation. Han Budu thought for a moment. "On Haitang, it's very 'happy'." The little stutterer looked at his friend. Come to think of it, cultivating Haitang's Heartless Dao didn't sound so bad? To keep the little stutterer from proving the Dao, Han Budu really went to a lot of trouble: "Want to go down the mountain and have some fun? Hey, heartless doesn't mean desireless..." "Want to read a novel? Tsk, this one just came out from Senior Gu. A Passionate Swordsman, a Heartless Sword. It's perfect for you..." "Want to switch majors? Hey, young man, you can cultivate two degrees at once!" The little stutterer says he understands it all: desire, passion, dual cultivation. Nothing wrong with that. (He won't stutter later.) [Upcoming] I Don't Want to Keep This Dog Zombie Anymore Chu Liang, a nobody who believes that everywhere in life is just another chilly disappointment. He brings his low-presence buff with him into the zombie apocalypse. He feels like he's the damn king of survival! Making it until the rescue team arrives should be no problem! Except... "Wang Defu!" Why is it that after a border collie turns into a zombie, it can still put its herding skills to work herding zombies! When Chu Liang wakes up one morning, he sees a huge crowd of zombies being rounded up right outside his door... Heart attack. "Wang Chen'an, please, do something about your dog..." Chu Liang is exhausted, jaded, twisted, dark, and crawling around. The handsome zombie across from him and the border collie both turn their stiff heads in sync. His beastlike eyes slowly swivel, and his blue-gray hand reaches out to... pat Chu Liang's butt. Oh, the obsession he held onto is not suitable for public discussion. Chu Liang doesn't want to play the saint, but this man and dog are both zombies who saved his life, and they don't bite anyone... "What else can I do? I'll make do." Chu Liang gives a miserable smile. Another day of keeping a zombie dog. Core message: The people of the martial world are one family. Let's prosper together in peace and harmony.