Help, a Cat Is Repaying My Kindness!

[Ladies, this will be completed on Thursday and go behind the paywall. You can still read it for free on Tuesday and Wednesday, so please support the author!] Lu Ran is a miserable wage slave. After work, he always runs into a little black cat. Feeling sorry for it, Lu Ran can't help bringing along cat food to share. Then one day, beneath the moonlight, the black cat asks him, "What's your dream?" Lu Ran thinks he must be dreaming. Enviously, he says, "I don't want to work anymore. I want to be a cat!" So he wakes up as an orange cat with four little pink paws. In the midst of his breakdown, he learns to walk on all fours and catches the culprit. "Turn me back, damn it!!!" Little Black Cat: "Can't do that, meow. This is my way of repaying your kindness, meow. Unless you get me a hundred little dried fish, meow~" Orange Cat Lu: "That's revenge, not gratitude, meow!" But he still has to get those dried fish. So why are so many people coveting his good looks and trying to take him home? "Boss, please let me go, meow!" Gripped in his boss's hand, Orange Cat Lu sheds tears of humiliation. Beastfolk are never slaves, unless they get free room and board. In the end, he gets lured home with dried fish. Being a boss's cat is way more comfortable than being a wage slave for a boss! "He's almost an adult, right? Should I get him fixed...?" the boss mutters to himself. Orange Cat Lu: "Goodbye, and good riddance!" Though the boss's cooking is just too delicious! (It's finished! Please add it to your favorites~ Food and adorable pets~ I also have a completed, hilarious wuxia comedy! "The Light of Righteousness Shines on the Demon Cult"! A new story is coming. Please add it to your to-read list! "I Taught the Ruthless Path to Split in Two" Han Budu thought transmigrating back to ancient times was already outrageous, but something even more outrageous happened: He and the stuttering kid next door were both chosen to cultivate immortality? After they paid their respects to their master, the stutterer solemnly told him, "W-w-w-w..." Han Budu rolls up his sleeves. "Damn it, who's picking on you? They'd better watch who they're messing with!" The stutterer finishes: "The Ruthless Path." Han Budu rolls his sleeves back down. "Hello. Goodbye." What a joke. People on the Ruthless Path always end up proving their Dao by killing their wives, children, and friends. He doesn't want to wake up one morning with five, six, seven, or eight extra holes in his body! Friends of the Ruthless Path, beware! But the stutterer is kind of pitiful on his own, so Han Budu has to find a way out and starts trying to brainwash him. "What's so good about the Ruthless Path? On Qidian, your disciples walk all over you. On Jinjiang, you're stuck in a wife-chasing crematorium. And on Haitang, you're..." Han Budu clamps his mouth shut. "On Haitang, what?" The stutterer is very interested and, for once, joins the conversation. Han Budu thinks for a moment. "On Haitang, they're very 'happy.'" The stutterer looks at his friend. Now that he thinks about it, cultivating the Ruthless Path on Haitang might not be so bad? Han Budu goes to incredible lengths to stop the stutterer from proving his Dao: "Want to go down the mountain and have some fun? Hey, ruthless doesn't mean desireless..." "Want to read a novel? Tsk, the senior of old just published a new one, The Passionate Swordsman and the Ruthless Sword. It's perfect for you..." "Want to switch majors? Hey, youngster, you can cultivate immortality and get a double degree!" The stutterer says he understands it all: desire, passion, dual cultivation. Nothing wrong with that. (He stops stuttering later.) Theme: No matter how many surprises life throws at you, always stay positive!