After Beating Up All the Big Shots, I Chose Chuya

(First draft blurb, subject to change)

When Zhong Ye was eight, he found a strange "puppy" in the wasteland. His memories and body were both icy cold, but in an old alley, a soft pink tongue licked his finger, and the puppy's warm, pliant body brought warmth to Zhong Ye's barren soul.

The puppy was frail and docile, with a pair of golden eyes. Zhong Ye depended on it for survival and cherished it dearly.

The puppy was perfect in every way, except it could eat way, way too much. Sometimes it was so hungry it even started chewing on clothes and eating dirt. Zhong Ye resolved to provide for both himself and the puppy, and eventually, his wish came true when the Sheep organization took him in.

But the puppy didn't live to see the night before they were finally about to have a good life.

Zhong Ye wept as he buried it beneath a tree, burying lots of strawberry bubble gum alongside it. Then one stormy night, the tree fell and the grave disappeared. The brief warmth Zhong Ye had once known was gone forever.

A secret about the Sheep organization

[Zhong Ye said he once found a hairless dog with horns that could eat an incredible amount, and he absolutely adored it!]

[But that description sounds exactly like a shaved husky! Wait, no! It must have been a husky-goat hybrid!]

Mafia Anecdotes

On ■/■/■, Zhong Ye, now an executive, passed by the puppy's grave with someone and wistfully recounted the sad events of that day.

"Huh? Xiao Zhong Ye, this looks like the gravestone you set up for me."

Zhong Ye's hand trembled, cigarette and all.

"I mean, the one you found back then was me."

Zhong Ye stubbed out his cigarette and looked at the person in red.

"Yeah, I was also the one who made that tree get struck by lightning. But I was so hungry I chewed on its roots, which probably hastened its demise."

Zhong Ye: Three sentences, and someone has utterly wrecked my beautiful childhood memories. Damn it!

Jiu Toulong Lan, a newly appointed outside consultant for the Armed Detective Agency, hails from a country of food lovers. When he was destitute and on the verge of death, a passing executive from a certain black gang saved him and took care of his food and lodging.

Later, after intense battles of wits and fierce fights with all sorts of powerful figures, he still decided that Zhong Ye was his ideal person... his personal ATM for food.

And so:

"Xiao Zhong Ye! Come let me eat for the rest of my life!"

"You stupid dragon! Did you eat another warehouse full of bombs and guns?"

The dragon silently held up three fingers.

"Three warehouses."

Zhong Ye was speechless with rage.

This book is also known as

"Is Jiu Toulong Lan's Surname Jiu or Jiu Tou?"

"After a Black Gang Executive Picks Up a Member of a Hostile Organization"

"Shocking! A Puppy Spirit Repays Its Former Owner, Its Rival, By Doing..."

"After an Assassination Fails, the Killer Chooses to Fall for a Violent Suit-Wearing Boss"

"After Being Reborn, a Thousand-Year-Old Monster Pounces on His One True Love"

"All the Big Shots: Stop Making Trouble and Slacking Off! Go Home with That Other Menace!"

* An ancient gluttonous Taotie and a gravity user with maxed-out combat skills

* Various headcanons and OOC moments

* Have fun. Creating isn't easy, so please be respectful. If we're kind to one another, everyone wins.

Theme: Protecting the world and our own happiness