What's Wrong with Reincarnating as a Villain and Pursuing Inumaki?

[The full story is complete. It includes some loose worldbuilding and a fairly complex plot. If you'd like to read the prequel, please visit the author's page for the Human Tiger story.]

Coming soon: The Sleepy Night Rabbit Doesn't Want to Become a Special Grade Curse

Blurb at the very bottom.

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---Blurb for this story---

[If the love bestowed by divine revelation is wrapped in a syrup of lies, turn it into a camellia cake and swallow it whole.]

A reborn, smiling delinquent X a forgiving, redemptive Cursed Speech user

After spending two years working alongside both the real and fake Geto in his previous life, Shimabuchi Yuanhe died in despair at the hands of his childhood friend.

Yuanhe: This is so tragic. I failed to win over Inumaki, and now I've earned a reputation as a complete villain.

He quietly waited for his body and spirit to disperse. But when he opened his eyes, he discovered he was alive again! His heartless adoptive parents had even “sold” him to the shady Jujutsu High for 350 million yen! Having shed his identity as a villain, he was somehow thriving at Jujutsu High!

Yuanhe:

The strongest white-haired sorcerer in the jujutsu world is his awful teacher!

But in his previous life, Gojo treated him like a dog!

The reliable, grown-up salaryman is his new parental figure!

But in his previous life, Nanami was sarcastic and condescending toward him!

The booze-loving big sister with reverse cursed technique is his guardian!

But in his previous life, Shoko was the one who cremated him!

All he wanted was Inumaki!

Knock it off!

That shady liar of a god and his divine weapon, stay away!

I don't know anything about some magical egg belonging to a fourteen-year-old chuuni girl!

Take your Ikebukuro street and headless fairy car race somewhere else!

And can that painless experiment stay away, too?

More than anything, he doesn't want to duel the Gojo clan's silent guard dog!

Yuanhe: Being alive is hard, UmU.

One night, fifteen-year-old Inumaki dreamed of a young man's death.

Then things spiraled out of control.

In no time, he went through:

Car accident, hospitalization, curse attack, meeting the black-haired guy from the next ward in person.

Black-haired young man: “I've got gastritis, you've got a broken bone. We're a perfect match. Want to meet up?”

Inumaki: ?!

Why is orthopedics next to gastroenterology, anyway?

And that delinquent from my dream is alive again!

He's even become my senpai!

*The male lead is fiercely determined to survive: a fake-nice, cold-hearted, obsessive delinquent who gradually softens while pursuing Inumaki.

*Includes a few scenes with the Tiger siblings and the Double Black Dog duo from the neighboring story. If you're interested, check out the prequel, Human Tiger Says Tiger Boy Is Pretty Great, on the author's page. Another story, Akutagawa Says Fushiguro, You Dropped Your Black Dog, has related crossover scenes. They share a universe.

*Most of my stories feature mutual seme and uke roles, meaning either person can take the lead. Both have the charm to win the other over; they aren't simply fixed as seme and uke.

Next coming-soon story: The Sleepy Night Rabbit Doesn't Want to Become a Special Grade Curse

#A violent half-breed rabbit's “sleep with people” tour across different series#

#Shinya, stop making excuses to find a Sleeping Beauty#

Shinya, who his “younger siblings” called the person who would die if he didn't sleep, fell asleep for good after many years and returned to Earth! But this time, he was bound to a ridiculous Sleep System!

System: According to the rules, you must “sleep with” the designated people to go home.

Shinya yawned. “Hurry it up, stupid System.”

But he nearly blew up his life while going around sleeping!

A certain chef: “Give me another serving of that food that makes people sleep!”

A certain Six Eyes kitty: “Shinya, tell me another story so I can go to sleep!”

A certain pure-love swordsman, screaming: “Only people who love each other can sleep together!”

A certain tsundere divine weapon: “No sleeping together through the sport of love!”

A member of a certain detective agency: “Please raise your pillow, Rabbit.”

Then one day, the monkey cult leader who summoned this troublesome divine beast got so angry he tore off his own kasaya!

Monkey cult leader: “If you keep behaving badly, I'll kick you out of the religion!”

Shinya was so scared he stopped feeling sleepy. “It's all the System's fault!”

System: Sleep value full. I have gone home and feel great.

Shinya, furious: “I'm the one who wants to go home! You stupid System!”

Once he'd accumulated enough sleep value, Shinya thought he could finally board a spaceship home. But then the System popped up a warning.

[Warning! The scanned species does not match the species of the initially bound Host! Continuing will activate the self-destruct program.]

Shinya: “You lousy System, are you messing with me???”

*Short scene 1

Freezing rain fell in the smog-covered winter. Buildings toppled and the ground sank. The landscape was pitted and desolate. Someone walked through the bleakness under an umbrella.

Geto, having summoned a high-grade curse, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth. “Okkotsu, I'm taking that special grade in your hands, ”

The human-shaped curse that had just been summoned lovingly clasped the hand of a boy on the opposing side.

Shinya: “Please sleep with me.”

Geto, furious: “You're on the curse users' side!”

Okkotsu: ?

*Short scene 2

The warm, golden afternoon sunlight was broken into pieces by the lattice window. Shinya knelt on the soft cushion as the person behind him ran a hand through his hair.

“I'm a cult leader, not a hairdresser or a nanny.”

The man held back his surging, violent madness, his voice full of exasperation.

Shinya ignored him. After a long, long time, his hair finally became a braid beneath the man's fingers again.

“You braided their hair, too. And you're the one who made me come here...”

“Childish.”

“Geto, whatever happens, please treat me well.”

You are the sun I've longed for, precious precisely because you're so hard to reach.

[Your fingertips were so warm that your mark was seared onto my very soul.]

Theme: Finding one person through repeated cycles of life and death.