[Revising the entire story. The writing style differs between the early and later chapters, and some settings and plot points may be inconsistent. Please support the official release!]
[I'll offer myself and a world in full bloom, asking only to free you from the shadows of obsession and teach you how to love and be loved.]
Recommendations are at the bottom! Come take a look! Upcoming stories:
"The Sleepy Night Rabbit Doesn't Want to Become a Special Grade Curse"
"The Scanlation Group's Well-Worn Secret Identities Blow Up the Red and Black Factions"
Story blurb
*One moment, the fight was raging at full throttle. The next, Akutagawa realized his Rashomon was gone! And where were his long legs?
Picked up like a stray puppy, Akutagawa wanted to curse. This blind white-haired guy in front of him was just asking to get beaten up!
So the next day, Akutagawa threatened his female classmate, took her kitchen knife and fruit knife, and prepared to make a getaway!
A genius, Akutagawa died in his original world and arrived in the world of jujutsu sorcerers, where he received special attention from the three great clans.
The famous Big Three of the jujutsu world competed to claim him. To a large extent, though, they wanted his head.
The Kamo clan: Akutagawa must pay with his life.
The Zenin clan: Akutagawa, disappear already.
The Gojo clan: Akutagawa, join our family.
Akutagawa: I just died. Why does everyone want me dead again?
And isn't that last one a little out of character?
Later, everyone knew that the strongest white-haired sorcerer had a black-haired illegitimate son who'd been born to defy him. The Gojo clan even bathed, burned incense, and swept the grounds before welcoming this great ancestor home in grand style.
Someone asked, "Akutagawa, your dad is a handsome white-haired guy. Is your mom a beautiful woman with black hair?"
Akutagawa: "Thanks for asking. Right now, I just want to use Rashomon to punch a hole straight through that bastard Gojo."
Everyone said Akutagawa had been clever and quiet since he was a child.
Only Fushiguro knew that his childhood friend fought harder than anyone.
He wouldn't stop until his opponent was on their knees begging for mercy. They called him the "Prince of One-on-One Fights."
Everyone said Akutagawa was an oddity in the jujutsu world, unable to use cursed energy to fight curses.
Only Fushiguro knew that his childhood friend's trench coat had come to life, taking out one curse with every strike.
He'd even wiped out a whole nest of special grade curses that tried to attack him.
At Akutagawa's eighteenth birthday party, Fushiguro promised to give himself as a present.
Akutagawa: "Then I'll give you the rest of my life."
Fushiguro: "Then for my coming-of-age birthday present, I want your next life."
But a certain white-haired guy nearby said he was going to give him a flashy little tank that played sound effects.
The Strongest: "My sweet baby, are you touched?"
Akutagawa: "I'm so touched I want to punch your mouth crooked!"
The Strongest, innocently: "Sniffle, so love really can disappear, huh?"
After Akutagawa smashed the Prison Realm and rescued a certain white-haired sorcerer, the strongest white-haired sorcerer was finally reunited with his black-haired best friend!
The strongest white-haired sorcerer: "Suguru, look! Our Akutagawa's grown so much!"
His black-haired best friend: "That's great?"
The strongest white-haired sorcerer: "But while you were gone, Akutagawa got a little wild. He took over Tokyo, then became the boss of Yokohama, and then our Akutagawa and Megumi promised themselves to each other!"
His black-haired best friend: "Satoru, I'm so angry I want to seal you away for another ten thousand years."
The strongest white-haired sorcerer: "What?!"
*The beautiful, unrestrained, and unhinged Akutagawa × the gentle and warm-hearted Megumi
(A long journey of companionship between two childhood friends, one of whom arrives from nowhere.)
*The years Akutagawa spent as a jujutsu sorcerer in a parallel world. (In this version, Akutagawa took part in the earlier Shibuya Incident before transmigrating, but didn't know Gojo or Geto.)
*Gojo and Geto raise Akutagawa in the early chapters. Later, Akutagawa is moved by their affection and gets beaten up alongside Megumi while showing off their love. (Not really.)
*Later chapters include plot points from the manga "Nanbaka." You don't need to have read it; I'll do my best to explain everything clearly.
*Main pairing: Soukoku Inu, Akutagawa × Fushiguro
Secondary pairing: Gojo × Geto × Gojo
Perhaps there will be other secondary pairings?
*A very small amount of content involving the Double Tigers from next door. If you're interested, check out "The Tiger and the Tiger Cub Are Surprisingly Great" in my profile. It will overlap with the later content of my other story, "What's Wrong with Reincarnating as a Villainess and Pursuing Inumaki?"
*Most of my stories feature versatile pairings, meaning either character can take the top or bottom role. Both characters have the charm to win the other over; they aren't limited to a single role. Everyone has a gentle side and a tough side, so please understand the pairing as versatile in that sense.
*Most of the story has a serious tone, with clues and foreshadowing everywhere and occasional angst and sweetness. If this style isn't for you, please don't attack me. Just leave quietly.
*Collections and comments keep me going! If you enjoy the story, please support it. Thanks!
*I still hope everyone will be respectful. There may be out-of-character moments. Kind comments and advice are welcome, but please don't post anything malicious.
Upcoming story: "The Scanlation Group's Well-Worn Secret Identities Blow Up the Red and Black Factions"
[Mystery, dark angst, wild and thrilling drama, lighthearted crack pairings, and a lively forum-style chat group]
Bad news: My best friend and I are both dead.
Good news: Not completely! We've come back to life as fictional characters in the world of Detective Conan!
Bad news: The chat group that followed our updates is now firmly bound to our System secret identities.
System: [Red and black factions, hell difficulty. Use your secret identities wisely and complete the main story.]
System: [Please choose a red or black identity each.]
After taking a quick look around:
My best friend: Uh-oh. This Detective Conan world has undercover agents and major villains everywhere.
Me: What?! This is your second playthrough?!
My best friend: Relax. Let me ex... explain.
It's a clichéd transmigration setup: bind to a System forum and complete missions to stay alive, all while acting like a tragic, beautiful, and powerful star. What makes it different is that this Detective Conan world is SSS-level dangerous, that it's a battle of wits between two star performers, and that my best friend and I are troublemakers caught between the red and black factions, dying over and over again.
And so...
[The Gears of the Seventeen-Year Spring, Four Chambers]
A poison-coated blade twists through the chest of a black-haired police officer. Beneath the pink hair, fallen like cherry blossoms, is a smile as sweet as honey. The clatter of mechanical gears grows clearer alongside the steady beating of a living heart.
Two pairs of red eyes, both blooming with thorns, meet:
"I/You finally found you/me, my/your heart."
[Memories, Devoured]
A hero perished in the emerald flames. Years later, a certain Public Security agent, Furuya, finally remembered the little tagalong who used to follow the five of them.
It was a dreamlike memory, as fleeting as bubbles beneath the cherry blossoms.
"Who... are you, really?"
The young black-haired police officer's red eyes glimmered, his voice clear as jade:
"Senior Zero, I'm the flower stalk, the eternal support of the five-petaled cherry blossom."
[William's Mad Dog]
After wiping off his heavy makeup, the star-shaped irises caught sight of silver hair. The pink-haired young man drew his blade and held it to the newcomer's artery. His mocking laugh cut through the cold dew on the blade and the spirits of the dead. His crimson eyes fixed on Gin in the shadows.
"A hundred and forty-seven lives aren't an excuse for you to go crazy, Chartreuse."
"There's no point talking. It's time to kill the king."
Bloodied hands clasped tight in an orphanage, a cheerful puppet's horrifying smile, a chip engraved with a real name... Again and again, ill-timed fires consume long-hidden evidence and memories. Ghosts stir in the sinister red and black factions, while the sword of Damocles passes judgment over every heart.
My best friend and I put on a dazzling show, while the chat group filled with a chorus of "LOL." We waited confidently for the System's final resurrection reward, never suspecting an even bigger "surprise" was still to come...
Also known as:
"Two Liberal Arts and Science Students Wreck the Detective Conan Universe"
"Well-Worn Detective Conan Secret Identities on the Run, Causing Trouble"
"The Girl-Type Scanlation Chat Group Is Torturing Everyone with Its Overactive Imagination Again"
"A Wonderful Tool Shop of Identities Within Identities"
"The Red and Black Sides: Huh? Another Secret Identity?!"
Notes for readers:
1. My terrible best friend is playing through a different version of the Detective Conan world for a second time. For Yunju's story, check out "The Hardheaded Kid Charges into the Detective Conan World" by Huoguo Zui Bang La.
2. A calm humanities student with mutant golden-retriever energy × a short-tempered science student with cowardly badger energy. (Maybe a slightly group-focused story with two male leads? The main viewpoints are Chartreuse [Tea] and Yunju.)
3. The Prison Group secret identities all come from the series "Nanbaka." You don't need to have read it.
4. Too many elements and mountains of alternate settings. Just have fun with it. If you're happy, I'm happy, and everyone's happy.
Upcoming story: "The Sleepy Night Rabbit Doesn't Want to Become a Special Grade Curse"
#A violent hybrid rabbit's "sleeping with everyone" campaign across multiple series#
#Kamui, stop making excuses to find someone to sleep with already#
Kamui, whom his "younger siblings" called a person who'd die if he didn't sleep, finally slept himself to death and returned to Earth after many years! But this time, he was bound to a lousy sleep System!
System: Follow the rules and "sleep" with the specified people to get home.
Kamui, yawning: Lousy System, hurry it up.
But as he went from one nap to the next, things almost turned into a sitcom?
Some old chef: Make me another meal that makes people fall asleep!
Some Six-Eyed kitty: Kamui, tell me another bedtime story!
Some pure-love skeleton: Only people who like each other can sleep together!
Some tsundere divine weapon: No sleeping together after making love!
Some detective agency member: Please raise your sleeping pillow, Mr. Rabbit!
Until one day, the monkey cult leader who'd summoned this calamity of a divine beast got so angry that he tore off his own kasaya!
Monkey cult leader: If you don't reform, I'll expel you from the religion!
So scared that he wasn't sleepy anymore, Kamui: This is all the System's fault!
System: Sleep value full. I am home and feeling great.
Kamui, furious: I'm the one who wants to go home! You stupid System!
Once he'd accumulated enough sleep points, Kamui thought he could finally board a spaceship home. But then the System displayed a warning.
[Warning! The species of the current target differs from the species of the initially bound Host. Continuing will activate the self-destruct sequence.]
Kamui: Lousy System, are you messing with me???
The Friendship of Seven Police Academy Cadets Falls Apart
The Academic Villain's Black-and-Red Daily Life
After Beating Up All the Big Shots, I Chose Chuya
Spearing Melons Under the Moon
The Localization Team's Secret Identity Was Exposed, Shaking Up the Red and Black Factions
The Tragic Cheat System Helps the Black-Haired Grump Online
Denji, Itadori, and the Everlasting Grass
The Confused Undercover Agent's Illusions Shatter
The Daily Life of Raising Pigs with the Demon Blade Muramasa
The Sleepy Night Rabbit Doesn't Want to Become a Special-Grade Curse
Being Bound Means Powering Up the Strongest with Love
What's Wrong with Reincarnating as a Villain and Pursuing Inumaki?
Akutagawa can actually sew clothes. In Fumino Wang, Akutagawa (the hedgehog puppet from the fairy tale world) mended Atsushi (the tiger puppet) who was punctured by him.
Akutagawa really feels miserable when he sees this world now. His heart is in Fumino's Yokohama and the lost power.
Help really comes from Nan Bo! With tears in my eyes, I finally have the energy to write this ()
I read the words as: Two bastards are playing Yao Yao again
It's Yokohama again, what on earth is there?
Protect Megumi until death... Well, then Akutagawa really has no chance to return to Fumino, there are many bonds there. Woohoo, my wife is on winter vacation. It's a great day. I have to stay in school for more than two weeks
As everyone knows Akutagawa Totetsu, it would be weird if he suddenly changed his personality or realized something and grew up.
Gojo Satoru actually hates alcohol, so he probably won't drink unless there are special circumstances. And Gojo Satoru is not good at drinking. I don't mean drunken behavior such as drunkenness. "Not good" probably refers to the amount of alcohol he can drink in one glass (so he really rarely drinks).
Woohoo, hug my wife, I think it may be because of the slow heat. Unless my wife has already planned to write a long novel, I would still suggest that she speed up the plot line and emotional line (to give me something to look forward to) or reduce the plot revealed in each chapter to increase the interaction between the characters, so as to increase the interest. The best is the interaction between the protagonists. There are really many hints in the wife's article, but the large number of hints makes people who are already confused even more confused. I also push the plot in detail (occasionally), but these hints prevent me from finding the main line. (There are too many conspiracies in it.) The main line of the article seems to have been discontinued after Akutagawa and Jinji separated (I was a little confused when I read it). Up to now, I still think that Akutagawa Strategy Research Institute and Yato (i. E. Huibunye) are the main line. In short, the wife seems to be using a "multi-pronged approach" to advance the plot. There are many branch lines, but they are not completed. After all, the end of the branch line is connected to the main line.
Akutagawa is really picky about food.