The Sleepy Night Rabbit Doesn't Want to Become a Special-Grade Curse

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Upcoming novel: Generating Love with the Strongest Through Restraint

The Translation Group's Crusty Secret Identities Blow Up the Red and Black Factions (blurb below)

[Special thanks to my friend San Wu for the cover. Go read her I Use My Childhood Friend to Cheat in Detective Conan!]

#Violent Crossbred Rabbit's "Sleeping With People" Tour Across Fandoms#

#Shenye, Stop Making Excuses to Find Sleeping Beauties#

Shenye, whom his "younger siblings" called the guy who'd die if he didn't sleep with someone, finally slept himself to death and returned to Earth after many years! But this time, he'd been bound to a broken sleep system!

System: Follow the rules and "sleep" with the designated targets to return home.

Shenye yawned: Get a move on, you piece of junk.

But could his sleeping around end up causing a Big Bang in his life?

Some old chef: Give me another meal that puts people to sleep!

Some Six-Eyed kitty: Shenye, tell me another bedtime story!

Some screaming pure-love skeleton: You can only sleep with someone you love!

Some tsundere divine weapon: No love-powered exercise to help you fall asleep together!

Some detective-agency member: Please let this rabbit have the pillow!

Until one day, the monkey leader who had summoned this calamity of a divine beast was so furious that he tore off his kasaya!

Monkey leader: One more display of bad conduct and I'll kick you out of the monastery!

Shenye was so frightened he wasn't even sleepy anymore: This is all the System's fault!

System: Sleep quota full. I have returned home and feel great.

Shenye yelled: I'm the one who wants to go home! You stupid System!

Once his sleep quota was full, Shenye thought he could finally board the spaceship home, but the System popped up a warning.

[Warning! The scanned species differs from the initial bound Host species! Continuing will activate the self-destruct sequence.]

Shenye: You busted System, are you messing with me???

*Scene 1

Freezing rain congealed in the smoggy air. Buildings crumbled and the ground caved in. The rubble-strewn streets were riddled with potholes as someone walked through the desolation beneath an umbrella.

Geto, having summoned a high-grade curse, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth. "Okkotsu, I'm taking the special grade in your hands..."

He broke off.

The humanoid curse who had just been summoned took the hand of the boy on the opposing side, gazing at him with deep affection.

Shenye: Sleep with me, please.

Geto, furious: You're on the curse-user side!

Okkotsu: ?

*Scene 2

The warm golden afternoon sunlight broke into fragments through the lattice window. Shenye knelt on a soft cushion, feeling the person behind him run a hand through his hair.

"I'm a cult leader, not a barber or a nanny."

The man suppressed the violence and madness surging inside him, his voice tinged with helplessness.

Shenye ignored him. A long time passed, long enough for his hair to be gathered into a braid between the man's fingers.

"You braided their hair too, and you're the reason I'm here in the first place..."

"Childish."

"Geto, no matter what, please treat me well."

You are the sun I have long yearned for, and one I can scarcely hope to possess.

[Your fingertips were so warm that your mark was pressed into my very soul.]

*A sleepy beauty, lazy yet formidable. No love rivals, just lying together under the covers and chatting.

*The timeline contains foreshadowing and original settings.

*Pairing with the gorgeous Geto.

*There are many elements and a mountain of original settings. Please be respectful and keep things friendly. We can all enjoy ourselves.

Upcoming novel: The Translation Group's Crusty Secret Identities Blow Up the Red and Black Factions

[Mystery, dark angst, and wild drama, plus relaxed crack shipping and a chat-group-style forum]

Bad news: My best friend and I are both dead.

Good news: We got bound to a translation group chat and a "die and come back to life" System, and revived in the world of Detective Conan.

System: [Red and Black faction, Hell difficulty. Make good use of your secret identities to gain recognition and complete the main quest.]

After we got the basics down...

Best friend: Crap, this second-run Detective Conan world is full of undercover agents and villains.

Me: ? What?! You're doing a second run?!

Best friend: Relax, just let me expla... explain.

It's a pretty standard transmigration story: to survive, we got bound to a System, did forum quests, and played tragic beauties to become movie emperors. The difference is that this Detective Conan world is SSS-rank dangerous, that two movie emperors are acting against each other, and that my best friend and I are troublemakers in the red and black factions, dying and coming back to life over and over.

And so...

[The Gears of Spring at Seventeen]

A poisoned blade churned inside the black-haired police officer's chest. Beneath his pink hair, like fallen cherry blossoms, was a sweet, honeyed smile. The sound of mechanical gears grew clearer alongside the lively beat of a heart.

Two pairs of thorn-covered crimson eyes met.

"You/I finally found you, my/your heart."

[Memories That Were Swallowed]

A hero died in emerald flames. Years later, a certain Public Security agent named Furuya finally remembered the little tagalong who used to follow the five-man group.

It was a dreamlike memory, like bubbles beneath the cherry blossoms.

"Who... are you, really?"

The young black-haired police officer's red eyes glimmered as he spoke in a voice as clear as jade.

"Senior Zero, I'm Kake, the eternal support of the five-petaled cherry blossom."

[Williams's Mad Dog]

After removing his elaborate makeup, star-shaped irises caught sight of silver hair. The pink-haired young man drew his knife and pressed it to the newcomer's artery. A sneer cut through the chill on the blade and the spirits of the dead, his scarlet eyes fixed on Gin in the shadows.

"The lives of 147 people aren't an excuse for you to go crazy, Chart."

"There's no point talking. It's time to kill the king."

Bloody hands clenched in an orphanage, a happy puppet's chilling smile, a chip engraved with a true name... Time and time again, untimely fires burned away long-buried evidence and memories. The red and black factions were in constant turmoil, with ghosts lurking everywhere. Above the human heart hung the judgment of the Sword of Damocles.

My best friend and I traded acting blows, listening to the chat group flood with "lmao," and waited for the System's final resurrection reward. Little did we know, an even bigger "surprise" was yet to come...

Also known as:

The Arts and Science Students Wreak Havoc in the Detective Conan Universe

The Detective Conan Secret Identities Are on the Run, Causing Trouble

The Girl-Style Translation Chat Group Is Tormenting Everyone with Its Imagination Again

The Marvelous Tool Shop of Layered Identities

The Red and Black Sides: Huh? Another Secret Identity Just Appeared?!

Reader's guide:

1. My best friend is doing a second run in a different Detective Conan world. To read Yunju's story, try Ironhead's Daring Adventure in the Detective Conan World by Huoguo Zui Bang La.

2. A mutated golden retriever-type, calm arts student + a timid badger-type, hotheaded science student. (Slightly leaning toward an ensemble cast with two male leads? The main POV is Chartreuse [Tea].)

3. All special secret identities are from the series The Numbers. You don't need to have seen it.

4. There are many elements and a mountain of original settings. We can all just have fun. You have a good time, I have a good time, everyone has a good time.

Theme: Save pure souls in the darkest night