Being Bound Means Powering Up the Strongest with Love

Military-uniformed thug and goofy hunting dog x peak-of-jujutsu white-haired hottie

(max-level combat skills, iron stomach, straight man vs. a flirtatious sweetie with a talent for getting into trouble)

Suehiro, whom his deputy captain describes as "Rengoku among the Pillars, Douma among the demons, and Tetchou among the Hunting Dogs," is the strongest fighter in the military police's most powerful special forces unit, the Hunting Dogs.

Suehiro, who eats eggs shell and all: I'm super brave.jpg

But one day, his deputy captain kicks him into an undercover assignment.

Loli deputy captain: Go undercover beside that white-haired guy, and get me a signed photo while you're at it! A nice portrait, too! Better yet, get me a life-size body pillow!

Suehiro: Oh.

But the deputy captain never expected that one request to take twelve years!

Suehiro wakes after a long, troubled journey twelve years later. Without even stopping to eat, he chases down a plane to arrest a government criminal, a certain Gojo!

"Hey, Suehiro-san~ Arresting me without any love in it will bring you bad luck~"

Later, the pure-hearted Yuta Okkotsu finds the two of them at a foreign police station.

Gojo: Hi, Yuta! This is your sausage-loving mentor!

Goofy Suehiro: It's Tetchou, not sausage. Thanks.

Okkotsu: ?

A love-binding born from a joke ties the two of them together. If they want to avoid punishment, they have to show the affection the binding demands.

And so...

[The once-in-a-century meeting of the Three Great Families]

Gojo and Suehiro freeload and pick fights with the Zenin family's old fogeys, despite being their guests!

After all the chaos, Gojo and Suehiro hopscotch while looking over at the current head of the Gojo family, Gojo Rui.

Gojo the jerk: Sis, my own dear sister, I swear to cherish this man for the rest of my life!

Goofy Suehiro: Sis, my own dear sister, I swear to give this man the strawberry tips and the edges of every egg tart for all eternity!

Gojo Rui, their jerk of a sister: Get out of here, you idiots!

And so...

[The once-in-a-millennium appearance of Sukuna's vessel, Yuya]

Fushiguro, beaten so badly he can almost see some old lady simmering soup, watches as two shadowy figures, fingers entwined, fly past the moon at the speed of sound!

Gojo: In the name of the moon, I'll smack you down, Sukuna.

Suehiro: (Tries clumsily to imitate him, but fails) I'll cut you down.

A minute later, Fushiguro is stunned, Itadori is unconscious, and Sukuna, King of Curses, is sulking in a corner!

And so...

As everyone knows, twelve years ago, there were four classmates in the first year of jujutsu high.

Later, one of them was gone, because an undercover Hunting Dog had "died" amid the cicadas' cries in the height of that summer.

"Hey, Suehiro, didn't you say you were going to arrest me?"

[Yellowed dawn and pale morning alternate

Melon vines spread like spiderwebs

Clinging to a cracked gravestone engraved with plum blossoms

Someone cannot bring themselves to leave]

"A fake flower's fate is to obey without question. Forgive me for being a plum blossom in the snow during July's scorching heat."

*Expect various original details and timeline jumps, as well as out-of-character moments.

*Characters getting tormented is fun. Unusual pairings are wonderful, come give it a try.

*Comments, bookmarks, and gifts keep me going. Please keep the malice away.

Theme: A plan to save the steel-hearted straight man.