Guanyin Wants Me to Confess

A ridiculous affair erupted in the mortal realm, and that very night it shot to the top of the trending list in Heaven, where it stayed.

#The Jade Emperor would weep, the Queen Mother would fall silent, and the Supreme Lord Lao would cry, "What a disgrace!" Even Guanyin would shake her head and sigh.#

The young heir of the Sun family had actually sent a marriage proposal to a brothel girl and taken her as his wife, then gone on to take more than ten concubines, all from the brothel.

On the wedding day, he held the banquet in the famous Flower Street, with wine, women, singing, and dancing, and all the revelry anyone could want. As if causing a huge commotion weren't enough, he brought all the women back to the Sun family residence and had each of them entered into the family genealogy.

They say that when more than a dozen beautiful young women lined up in the ancestral hall, bending together to offer tea and pay their respects, they woke the Fighting Buddha, who had been dozing in Heaven. He secretly sent down a sliver of his consciousness to watch the fun.

This girl was alluring but refined, that one had an ethereal air, and the girl to the right had quite the figure... And this one was the legal wife...

Sun Wukong had been admiring his young descendant's fine taste, but then he suddenly ran both hands over his head, recalling the terror of being controlled by the tightening spell.

#Had his descendant gone mad?!#

#Had the young ones not read the portraits and notes he had put in the family rules?!#

#I should've gone down to the mortal realm sooner and taught that kid to recognize demons with his fiery eyes!#

1. A Journey to the West derivative.

2. Man disguises himself as a woman x woman disguises herself as a man.

Theme: I was once a proud young minister, believing in neither gods nor men. After receiving every kindness the world could offer, I returned it all and became a wanderer.