Morning! Wooden Man

Pre-receipt of the next book: The copy of the funny forum article "Tree Hole, I Was Knocked Off the Cliff by Master" is at the bottom Copywriting of this article: The students shared links and took the psychopathic quiz in a lively manner to see who had the higher psychopathy score. Li Chen asked Zuo Heng: "Shall we play too?" Zuo Heng declined: "I can understand teenagers' desire to be different. Although there is a suspicion of superficial vanity, this is indeed a normal and common psychological need. But I don't want to participate." The entire classroom of teenagers fell silent. Only Zuo Heng did not feel the slightest social embarrassment. Li Chen covered his face, regretting not covering Zuo Heng's mouth in time. * In Li Chen's opinion, Zuo Heng was just a wooden person. He was curious about the wooden man, approached again and again, and then he was finished. He fell in love with Zuo Heng. The contact from Zuo Heng was extremely hot for Li Chen, as if it could melt the cold in his body and burn him. * Li Chen calls himself Happy Puppy, and he is cheerful and has an amazing social talent. But in Zuo Heng's eyes, Li Chen was like a stray cat. He kept acting coquettishly and getting closer, coveting the warmth of getting along with others in every detail. At some point, Zuo Heng could no longer leave Li Chen alone. He picked up the sad Li Chen and went home on a rainy day. He found that praise was an effective way to manage Li Chen. They agreed to fall in love in the summer. He asked Li Chen to remember that the red light means no, the yellow light means stop, and the green light means go. ... Then, Maomao suddenly abandoned his humans. * CP: Super cute bad cat Maoshou (Li Chen) who is super good at fishing x wooden man Gong (Zuo Heng) who is gifted with rationality and desire for control This is a HE dessert short story, but it is a redemption type. The attack is Asi + gentle control, and it is touched starved + slight self-sabotage (it will be healed by the self-love of self-growth and the love of a lover). See the text for details~ ———————————— Welcome to collect ~ ———————————— Pre-collection: Funny Forum "Tree Hole, I Was Knocked Off the Cliff by Master" Advance receipt copy: [Tianzhu Forum] [Bagua Board] Tree cave, I was knocked off the cliff by Master Owner： In the mountain gate election that year, all the candidates were fascinated by the vision, but I was the only one who remained calm. The mountain master was so impressed that he recommended me to his master as his disciple. My master's immortal appearance came on the clouds and landed gracefully on the ground, making me, a wild boy, feel ashamed just by looking at him. Master also looked at me, but his eyes showed pity. I knew it was going to be bad. This god-like figure must have seen through that I actually had a dull talent and didn't see any visions. How shameful that the general election was abandoned! Unexpectedly, Master was willing to save my face and accept me as his disciple on the spot. Naturally, I am grateful. For decades, I have been loyal to Master, holding a broom and serving tea, working hard without complaining, and wishing I could do anything for him. Unfortunately, I was kept in the dark and never knew the real reason why I couldn't see the vision. And he knew this a long time ago, so he would not hesitate to raise me, a medicine man, at all costs. ... Let me say this first. My master called me and I went to give him some water. First floor Is the title too scary? ! Host, were you knocked off a cliff by your master? Can you still post? How are you? Second floor The owner of the building is so miserable. Looking at the main building, I feel like Master has a conspiracy! Third floor I made it up... Your master knocked you off a cliff, and you gave him water? Fourth FloorOwner I tied Master to the bed and if I didn't feed him, how could he drink water? Fifth floor Damn it? ! Sixth floor Damn it? ! ! ! CP: Green Tea Yandere Loyal Dog Gong (Dai Polo) *This is a funny gossip forum, Qiangqiang HE. A liar, a deceiver, a narrator who cannot be trusted, remember this. Also: This is actually a short story about environmental protection and animal protection wwww —————————— As usual, I declare: I love my writing [I love it when I attack it, I love it when I accept it, I love it when I attack it], if you don't like it, don't disturb it. Intention: The world pretends to be crazy and acts foolishly, but pure love never gives up.