The Shadow Guard Secretly Packs a Bun

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Comedic synopsis:

Lan Xiaochuan is the emperor's most favored shadow guard. He never leaves the emperor's side, and even has to stand watch beside him at night.

When an assassin comes to kill the emperor, Lan Xiaochuan kills the assassin, but also knocks over every bookcase in the imperial study, sends memorials flying everywhere, and leaves a row of conspicuous footprints on the desk.

The emperor puts up with it again and again, until at last he can take no more and punishes him. To his surprise, he discovers that this shadow guard is the one he likes most.

Later, when the emperor is struck by a potent poison, he takes the shadow guard to bed, and the two spend a rather hazardous night together. Lan Xiaochuan gazes at the gilded, glass-tiled ceiling, unable to understand why a shadow guard has to attend the emperor in bed. It doesn't even come with extra pay!

He continues to loyally serve as a shadow guard.

So when Lan Xiaochuan discovers that he is pregnant and realizes in horror that he can no longer protect the emperor, he takes advantage of a villain's invasion of the palace to defeat the villain, stage an explosion, and make a clean getaway by faking his death.

When the emperor receives the news, he is inconsolable. He refuses to believe Lan Xiaochuan is dead, has the charred corpse frozen so it can never be laid to rest, and orders portraits of Shadow Guard Lan posted throughout the country.

Everyone thinks the emperor has gone mad. The shadow guard died in the explosion, and all the secret guards know it.

Not long afterward, the emperor goes boating. Unable to stop worrying about him, Lan Xiaochuan conceals himself and personally goes on patrol, only to fall into the emperor's trap.

"You've gotten pretty bold, haven't you?" In full view of everyone, the emperor grabs the "criminal." "You are the son of a disgraced official. I'm taking you back in chains and locking you up." Delighted to have found him, the emperor sees the shadow guard's frightened expression and can't help soothing him, rubbing his waist.

"How did your waist get so much fatter?!" The emperor can no longer keep a straight face.

Little bonus scene:

From Chao Chiming's perspective: His shadow guard has a slim waist, long legs, fair skin, and a beautiful face. He's obedient and well-behaved, and quite a charmer in bed, too.

His favorite thing is to tease the man until the corners of his eyes turn red, like irises about to bloom. His plump, rosy lips pout in grievance, and he comes to him for comfort. Then the emperor holds him close and gives him all the comfort he needs.

"Y-Your Majesty, Noble Consort Lan has run away!" the attendant announces loudly.

Before the eyes of the crowd, thousands of soldiers file in and surround one person.

Rage fills Chao Chiming's eyes as he personally captures the notorious "son of a disgraced official," the male fox spirit said to be the emperor's favorite among the Six Palaces.

"You've gotten pretty bold, haven't you? Looks like I'll have to chain you up myself."

Like a startled rabbit, Lan Xiaochuan says, "I-I just wanted to go out and get something to eat." Is the emperor really going to keep such a close watch on him? They've been together for ages, and he still won't let him go on missions.

The emperor's large hands encircle his waist. Just as he is about to soothe him, his hands pause

At last, he can't keep a straight face:

"How did your waist get so much fatter again?!"

[Scheming Emperor Top X Beautiful, Oblivious Bottom]

Reading guide:

1. Includes pregnancy and faked-death plotlines. Please avoid if these bother you.

2. A sweet romance from start to finish.

3. There may be a little melodrama.

Next novel, coming soon: After Reincarnating as the Real Young Master, I Got a Powerful Man's Baby. Scheming CEO top x haughty actor bottom.

When he opens his eyes, a man as handsome as a deity lies on the white bed, bare-chested, with visible bite marks on his Adam's apple. The lingering sensual atmosphere makes clear that something scandalous happened just a few hours ago.

Qin Qing, who failed his tribulation: ???!!!

The illustrious nine-tailed fox of Qingqiu in the immortal realm has actually transmigrated into the despised and mistreated real young master of a wealthy family.

In the original body's memories, he was taken away at birth and suffered terribly. Twenty years later, he returned home full of hope, only to find there was no place for him anymore.

The adopted son who replaced him enjoyed all their parents' love and could have anything he wanted. He always looked at Qin Qing with disdain and disgust.

The original had endured every slight, only for the adopted son to pout once and his birth parents to send him without hesitation to a stranger's bed, to be used as payment for a debt

When the memories end, Qin Qing, who has transmigrated into the wrong body, angrily punches the mattress.

The furious little fox lets his fluffy, fiery-red tail show and cautiously pokes the man beside him with its tip.

He's alive. Good.

First, Qin Qing makes his escape.

One day, after more than a month of carefree living, Qin Qing stares in silence at his soft belly and takes out his phone:

[What are the odds that a fox will give birth to a human baby?]

Netizen: Not high, since you'll be the first.

Qin Qing begins acting, selling snacks at a street stall, and earning money to raise his child.

One perfectly ordinary afternoon, a trending topic shoots to the top of the charts, causing an uproar online.

#Beloved Actor Qin Sells Octopus Balls at a Street Stall with His Secret Child Explosive#

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Jian Junzhi looks very young, yet no one in the country dares offend him. Unable to keep the poison that has been suppressed in his body for twenty years at bay, he finds a man to help him dispel it.

At their first meeting, the little thing bares his claws and punches him without a word.

At their second meeting, Jian Junzhi pins him to the bed. The limp, helpless man suddenly sprouts two cat ears, and the tip of a fiery-red tail peeks out from his fair back. His true form slips out by accident.

At their nth meeting, the man who had secretly slipped away is bundled up in a hat, mask, and sunglasses. Without raising his head, he lowers his voice and asks, "Want some octopus balls? Ten yuan each."

Jian Junzhi steps closer and cages him in his arms, looking down at him with a dangerous glint in his eyes:

"I do."

He wants all of him.

Little bonus scene:

News about the tragic background of actor Qin Qing fills the internet.

Netizens lament and sympathize: So Qin Qing had such a hard life. That's awful, and so inspiring!

Then a photo of Qin Qing being carefully held in the arms of the all-powerful CEO Jian, with a little one in his arms, climbs the trending charts. The family of three are stepping into a luxury car.

@Jian Junzhi: Family.

[Domineering, Scheming CEO Top x Haughty Actor Bottom]

Theme: Even when trapped in hardship, embrace one another and brave every obstacle together.