She Wants to Desecrate the Gods Every Day

A passionate, adorably silly, beautiful, devoted human woman and a hot-tempered, obsessive, willful, aloof god

The God of the Abyss was defeated and imprisoned beneath the Ice Sea Cliffs. But gods cannot be killed, and to keep the God of the Abyss from returning and wreaking havoc across the continent, the gods are beside themselves with worry.

Now the gods need to find a hero on the continent to take on the responsibility of guarding the God of the Abyss. It will be a grueling job, and one that will wear away at the guard's lifespan!

Rose knelt devoutly before the gods, tears of longing spilling shamelessly from her mouth.

Rose: Love has made me an invincible warrior! I can do it! Please, let me guard the God of the Abyss!

The Lord of the Gods: Child, wipe the drool from your mouth. I can feel the sincerity of your heart.

The God of the Abyss: Human, I will leave you battered and broken, make you wish you were dead, and make you regret being born into this world, body and soul.

Rose: Ah! What a lovely voice! A living male god!!!!! Aaaah! I'm going to faint! I love you so much, my god!!! *drools*

The God of the Abyss: ...

One month later

Rose: My god! Don't worry! I have devoted my whole life to you!

The God of the Abyss: I haven't committed a crime that warrants this!

A note before reading:

A rustic fantasy world, light reading to enjoy with a meal. Magic and technology go hand in hand, and country charm mingles with art.

Theme: Love is joy.