I Can Only Save Myself from This Angsty Novel with My Ridiculous Antics

Click to read: After transmigrating into a book, I use my wits to fight eight male leads and turn a tragic ending where everyone dies into a happy family feast! I transmigrated into the tragedy novel I'd written in middle school. The book may have been abandoned, but I'd set the ending as a tragedy for everyone. If I don't turn things around, I'm doomed to a spectacular everyone-dies ending! Because of the plot, the eight male leads are forced to fall in love with me, making them jealous and hostile toward one another until they turn evil and wreak havoc on the world. I've decided to help them break free from their fate as tools of the plot. A male lead can love more than just the heroine. He can love his people and the world too. Love isn't everything in life. Live for yourself! Thanks to my efforts, the eight male leads gradually stop putting me on a pedestal and stop fighting over me. It looks like we're finally becoming one big happy family, but then I notice their eyes on me starting to look strange again. One bright, clear day, I'm relaxing under a tree when I open my eyes and see my second disciple about to kiss me. I slap him away, then spot the other seven lined up, waiting to sneak a kiss. What is wrong with all of you? Another day, the weather turns cold. My hands and feet are always freezing, so my two ex-husbands come over with their pillows and offer to warm my bed. Thanks. I'm wide awake now. The next day, my eldest disciple, third disciple, snake-demon friend, and senior brother all get into a fight and end up battered. One by one, they come to my door begging for a head pat. Scales are strewn everywhere, phoenix feathers fill the sky, and monsters and demons crowd the courtyard... I ask my master to come and sweep them all out. I think I'll finally get some peace, but he doesn't leave. After thinking for a long time, he reaches out to me. Seriously? Even the lofty God of War doesn't need praise, does he? Are you all determined not to give up, or have your feelings flared back to life? If this keeps up, I'm going to turn evil! Thanks for all your support, everyone! This story will enter VIP serialization on January 9. I'll post an extra-long chapter that day. Important Notes: 1. The main text is in first person. Everyone has one-sided feelings for the heroine. At first, they're forced to by circumstances; later, they choose to love her. 2. This is my take on a xianxia fantasy about immortals. It's not traditional cultivation at all, and it's both tacky and very down-to-earth. 3. One-on-one romance, happy ending. Blurb dated February 28, 2023 Completed Stories: Western fantasy marriage-first, love-later: I Picked Up a Snake-Man Husband A redemption story about a brave hero with plenty of landmines: The Genius Hero After He Became Disabled A senior sister and junior brother's push-and-pull romance: What Should I Do After Offending My Junior Brother? Absurd fantasy: The Regretful Princes in the Castle Ridiculous CEO romance: I Got Fired After a Blind Date with the CEO A crazy magical male warrior: I Don't Want to Be the Leader of the Order of Light A substitute heroine and a silly demon cult leader: I Was Forced to Become the Demon Cult Leader A story about a nonhuman: I Fell in Love with a Snake A male Omega who runs away while pregnant: Please Let Me Be a Happy Mom [Journey to the West] Lotus Root Stewed with Turtle [Journey to the West] I Think Something's Wrong with Journey to the West [Journey to the West] What Do I Do After Becoming the Possession of Powerful People? [Journey to the West] Nezha on the Brink of Turning Evil Is So Hard to Pursue Theme: Find your true self and live life on your own terms