Underworld Editor, Human World's Biggest Star

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Story One: He Waits for Me in the Underworld

Mr. Zhu Yu has always been a conscientious underworld officer.

He heard that a business tycoon was arriving in the underworld today.

Delighted, Zhu Yu hurried over to meet him.

"Hey, you finally died! Could you hold off on reincarnating? I've been looking forward to seeing you for years. When you were alive, someone summoned evil spirits to frame you, and I was the one who drove them off."

A pack of adorable ghost dogs wagged their tails at his feet, proving he was telling the truth.

The gloomy tycoon stared at him with an icy expression. He dug through memories of a life more tangled than a spiderweb, far from happy and downright agonizing, until he reached high school and remembered the pure, sunshine-like boy who had sat beside him.

Zhu Yu turned his skull thermos, which he carried everywhere, around behind his back. "Don't be afraid of dying. I'll look after you in the underworld from now on. My ghost money is your ghost money."

While he wasn't looking, the tycoon kicked an entire freshly burned paper mansion into the river. "Mm, I'm not afraid. I'll be counting on you to take care of me, then, Zhu."

Gloomy, tragic tycoon seme x warm, bright underworld officer uke

Story Two: My Lover from the Underworld

Yuan You has always felt that a ghost has loved him devotedly his whole life.

Otherwise, why would he happen to find a box of neatly arranged offerings outside his door when he couldn't afford lunch, with several gold ingots tucked inside?

Otherwise, why would a gentle breeze happen to dry his tears whenever he cried, and a few leaves pat him on the back?

Otherwise, why would he receive a bouquet of anonymous flowers when he graduated, even if they were white chrysanthemums?

Otherwise, why would an invisible person whisper sadly in his ear on the first day he went on a blind date, "But you're mine."

The next day, Yuan You went to work and saw that the usually reserved, distant CEO had very red eyes.

A good boyfriend seme who has been prone to astral projection since childhood but can't explain it x an uke whose childhood friend is a ghost

Story Three: Meng Po's Soup Doesn't Work on Me

It was very late, and the campus heartthrob was alone in the study room. A boy walked in, didn't even look at him, and calmly said:

"Hey, do you know we're destined to be together for ten lifetimes? We've been a couple since prehistoric times, deeply in love as mammoths."

A group of people outside burst out laughing. The campus bully had lost a bet, and they'd just been playing Truth or Dare.

But no one expected the carved-from-jade campus heartthrob to put down his book and say seriously to the bully, "You've finally remembered? I've been waiting for you a long time. I came here just for you."

Campus heartthrob seme immune to Meng Po's soup x campus bully uke who doesn't realize he's being admired

Blurb: The Underworld's Editor in Chief, a Sensation in the Mortal Realm

Some people, after learning what Zhong Qing does, say, "That's hilarious. A lifestyle magazine? Who reads those these days?"

Zhong Qing smiles and nudges his gold-rimmed glasses up his nose. "If you really laugh yourself to death, you'll find out who's reading it down below."

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The magazine is published in both the mortal and spirit realms, and serves as the official guidebook for all sorts of gods and immortals.

Some of the magazine's topics:

1. On the Job with Underworld Officers: What to Do If You See a Ghost

2. A Study of Retirement Options for Vampires Who've Been Single for a Thousand Years

3. How Recipes from the Jade Terrace Could Be Adapted for the Mortal Realm

4. A Discussion of Child-Rearing by Gu Huo Birds

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Magazine employee benefits:

1. Each year's outstanding contributors receive five extra years of life

2. Those without children can meet Guanyin, the Giver of Children

3. Those without partners get priority interviews with Yue Lao

4. Every so often, an opportunity to invest in a stock recommended by the God of Wealth drops in

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Connections:

One CEO couldn't figure out the feng shui of his ancestral home, so Zhong Qing brought in... the CEO's ancestors.

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Employee handbook:

1. Plagiarists go to hell

2. Anyone who misses a deadline gets assigned to interview the "Underworld King Column"

Underworld King: ???

Underworld King: ???? Editor in chief, are you trying to get yourself killed?

Fortunately, no one dares miss a deadline, and editor in chief Zhong Qing is always the one interviewing the Underworld King.

The Underworld King Column first featured a gloomy solo portrait, taken with very little cooperation, then a haughty workplace photo. His on-camera expressions gradually improved.

Eventually, he insisted on taking a lovey-dovey couple photo with Zhong Qing for every issue, claiming that there was no reason a lifestyle magazine shouldn't include a photo of its editor's spouse...

[Reincarnated God of Literature editor uke x Underworld King seme who has always been searching for the God of Literature]

※ A silly supernatural story that's completely serious about popularizing knowledge, with an absurdly powerful and bizarre golden finger that pokes everything in sight.

※ I've researched every section, but there are plenty of personal inventions.

※ This story draws on traditional culture. Please don't take it as an invitation to believe in superstition. 0V0

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Upcoming: The Classic of Mountains and Seas' Talent Agent

Bai Huihui applies for a talent agent position at "Universe Center Entertainment."

His boss says the talents he'll be managing are seductive and unruly, imposing and majestic, and capable of captivating all living creatures...

Bai Huihui straightens his little back and walks into the conference room.

A five-meter-wide, wickedly charming butterfly flaps its wings, whipping up a gale that scatters pens, notebooks, and bottled water across the conference table.

Just as Bai Huihui is about to run for it, five-colored clouds form beneath his feet, and a nine-headed lion roars at the door:

"Stay! Stay!"

It turns out that in this age of declining magic, the spiritual energy of heaven and earth is scarce, and mythical creatures are growing weak.

The only way for these spirits and monsters to survive is to join the entertainment industry, quickly gather the love of humanity, and regain the power of faith.

Bai Huihui is the last hope Heaven has given them.

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In a historical romance web drama with only a few hundred views, the heroine stumbles through her lines and the hero's eyes keep wandering. But the cheap special-effects butterfly beside them steals the show with its expertly performed ballet moves.

The historical romance drama becomes a hit.

There's also the adorable new canine star with the stage name Howling Celestial Dog, who can take care of children and solve college entrance exam questions;

a new cycling blogger who appears in the Himalayas, Changbai Mountain, and Wuzhi Mountain all in one day, under the name Kuafu;

a mermaid beauty blogger who invents 99 "mermaid makeup" looks that women all over the world adore...

Only later does everyone realize that all these unusual animals and people were brought into the limelight by Bai Huihui, their talent agent.

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Bai Huihui personally writes and directs the film Legends of the Classic of Mountains and Seas. When the plot calls for rain, he fans his sleeves; when the skies should clear, he waves his hand. Smile, and a rainbow appears on the horizon. The special effects team isn't needed at all.

His temporary assistant is baffled. How can Bai Huihui command the wind and rain? What does he have to do with Heaven?

Bai Huihui: "Ahem. Heaven is my boss and boyfriend."

Thesis: Promote the development of spiritual civilization.