I Became the Boss of a Bunch of Ghostly Bigwigs

Come hang out with me in my next novel, The Shanhai Beast Pet Clinic~ Preview: 1 Zhong Yi, who runs a pet clinic in a small town, has always thought he had a perfectly ordinary job. Until one night, a huge tiger with wings walks through the door and asks him for a bone-setting massage. It even says it'll send more customers his way if he does a good job. The cat teaser in Zhong Yi's hand drops to the floor with a thud. "..." 2 Every afternoon, City A is rocked by constant earthquakes. The tremors ripple outward from the epicenter. Geographers can't find a cause, meteorologists are helpless, and foreign experts waste a fortune with nothing to show for it. Until people see a young vet go to a small hill in the park and say, "A-Gui, my friend says your back is itchy." He pours a bucket of massage oil over it, and the earthquakes mysteriously stop. Then there's the persistent cloud cover in City B, the children who cry at night in City C, and the barren land in City D. Apparently, before each problem is solved, a breathtakingly beautiful young man arrives in the city carrying loads of back scratchers, scratching boards, and chew toys. 3 At the end of the year, the pet clinic welcomes back a long-absent customer, the very first one who came in for a bone-setting massage: "I've heard you've been busy this year, and making a good deal of money, too." Zhong Yi is brushing a giant Pixiu. The returning customer continues, "I've also heard you're afraid of the customers who eat people, and at crucial moments you tell them I'm your boyfriend." Zhong Yi quickly covers the Pixiu's mouth and turns away. "...Who said that? What kind of nonsense rumor is this?" I Became the Boss of the Ghostly Bigwigs [Blurb] Blurb 1: Grandpa leaves Yang Qiqi a family-owned inn. It closes during the day and opens at night, serving only the dead. Most ghosts are still consumed by the obsessions they carried from their past lives and refuse to drink Meng Po's soup. The inn will help you fulfill your dream in a single night. - There's a companion to chat with you, ease your mind, and help you come to terms with death. - The inn brews its own liquor. One sip of plum wine, and you won't want to go home. - There's a charming sorcerer who can match ghosts with one another, so even those who refuse reincarnation won't be lonely. No matter how arrogant they were in life, celebrity stars, business tycoons, and political bigwigs all have to line up at the inn and take a number. Later, the supreme male idol Yang Qiqi has a crush on gets into a car accident... Blurb 2: "Top Chinese star Ying Youshi, with over a hundred million followers, writes a song for his girlfriend after death. Hear it here first." - From Music of the Underworld "Jin Lin, king of Taoist priests and master of a hundred demons, develops a love charm for a twenty-year-old college student." - From News from the Underworld "Underworld Boss hasn't shown up for work in thirty days. Insiders say he's planning to steal a bride." - From the Yama Daily Yang Qiqi declines interviews and calls a staff meeting. She says, "I only wanted your money. Who knew you'd all be lusting after me instead???" A tycoon with a fortune beyond measure and a globally renowned career hears the news and rushes over, holding up the Heavenly Law Code to announce: "Anyone who pursues my wife is violating the Heavenly Laws. I just wrote that rule." This novel was entered in the "Science and Education Strengthen the Nation" writing contest. The heroine uses her marketing knowledge to help a little inn reach the top. Please vote for me with a tip or energy points. Thank you, everyone Theme: I just want to catch ghosts properly, and maybe find love along the way.