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Preview:
When certain people found out what Zhong Qing was doing, they said:
"I'm dying. Print media is on its way out, and you're still making a lifestyle magazine? Can you even support yourself? Who's going to read it?"
Zhong Qing smiled and nudged his gold-rimmed glasses. "My magazine isn't for people to read."
There was one more thing he didn't dare say: If you really die laughing, you'll definitely read my magazine.
*
Magazine topics include, but are not limited to:
1. The current plight of lonely old monsters, starting with vampires from the Qing Dynasty
2. A study of how Ming Dynasty solitary birds raise their young
3. An appreciation of recipes from the Jade Terrace
The magazine's employee benefits usually include:
1. The year's best contributor gets five extra years of life
2. Employees without children can meet the Child-Giving Guanyin
3. Employees without partners get priority for interviews with the Matchmaker
4. The occasional stock tip recommended by the God of Wealth
The employee handbook is pretty ruthless, too:
1. Plagiarists go to hell
2. Anyone who misses a deadline gets assigned to interview the Underworld King for his column
The Underworld King: ???
The Underworld King: ???? Editor-in-Chief, are you trying to get yourself killed?
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Fortunately, no one dares miss a deadline. The one who always interviews the Underworld King is editor-in-chief Zhong Qing.
The illustrations for the Underworld King's column start out as gloomy solo portraits taken with him putting up a fight, then become haughty workplace shots. His expression improves with every appearance.
Eventually, he insists on dragging Zhong Qi into a lovey-dovey couples' photo for every issue, claiming that there's no reason a lifestyle magazine shouldn't include the editor-in-chief's family...
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[Editor-in-Chief is the bottom x Underworld King is the top]
The first magazine in the world of nonhumans. It aims to share nonhumans' lives, promote the development of their world, address their problems, and advance the development of nonhuman civilization in a scientific and materialist way.
[Story Blurb:]
The CEO's Secretary Turned Into a Parrot When the Weather Turned Cold
The CEO's parrot suddenly became quiet and withdrawn.
It stopped saying hello, welcome, and thank you.
One day, while the CEO was working in the living room, his computer suddenly froze.
After a long silence, the parrot said, "Try pressing Ctrl+Alt+Delete."
The parrot helped the CEO solve quite a few problems.
The CEO muttered,
"This parrot of mine is more reliable than my secretary. I might as well fire that intern. That clueless kid can barely even pour coffee!"
The parrot immediately flew down and pecked furiously at the CEO's head.
At last, one day, the CEO noticed that the highlights in his secretary's hair were exactly the same color as his parrot.
*
The CEO particularly loved picking on his secretary.
At first, he said the guy had no sense of style when driving, called him a clueless rookie, and said he had no professional skills at all.
But somehow, everyone liked the kid.
For a while, before the two of them got together, the secretary showed up at work every day with swollen lips.
After half a week of this, the CEO finally snapped and cornered him against the wall.
"Who kissed you until your lips were swollen? Is he better than me? I'll kill him!"
The secretary was too embarrassed to admit that he'd been the one pecking the CEO all night, until his lips got swollen.
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This is a workplace (no, wait) romance (no, wait), a ridiculous comedy.
During the day, the CEO treats his secretary like he's not human. At night, the parrot gives the CEO the cold shoulder.
Later, the CEO discovers that his secretary drives a Lamborghini, is filthy rich, and has more bodyguards than the CEO has employees.
If he didn't need help with his physical needs, he'd have chopped himself up for bird feed long ago.
A hot-tempered, sharp-tongued, foul-mouthed, ridiculous CEO gong
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An innocent, alluring, well-behaved secretary shou who is actually a cunning drama queen
Theme: Love nature and protect endangered animals.
(It's so long that I can't fit it into the scoring section. QUQ was rated 2 points before and could only get 1 point.
First of all, of course, I wish the author a happy birthday~~~! Then I praised her very much, her writing is so good, she is worthy of being a woman who once worked as a copywriter, and it's really funny. Today, I felt so happy because I read this article~ My mother also felt so happy because I smiled while eating the dishes she cooked~ Hahahaha
This article gave me an experience I have never had before. How can I put it emmm? It's like your little lover shaving his legs in front of you. It makes your pupils tremble and you suddenly feel that he is so special, different, pure and unpretentious (?)
Anyway, the story is very exciting.
Liang Fang saw many different faces of Zhang Sen in different identities. He was hot-tempered to his subordinates, professional and reliable to his clients, harsh and humiliating to the secretaries he liked, he spent a lot of money on his admirers, he begged his sweetheart, he even doted on his birds, he had no airs on the nanny Aunt Wang and he was willful on Uncle Ding. It's an experience that you don't usually have when you enter a relationship. Originally, this would probably be a minus point because of the loss of many intentional embellishments. In fact, some of the slick, snobbish, dirty, and even unflattering things are indeed exposed.
But at the same time, he also has a complex charm, not as a "lover" but simply as a human being. Because of his complexity and charm, this man acts openly and unabashedly reveals this complexity, so that every face on his face seems sincere. That is to say, why don't people want to step forward to find out what's going on?
I really like the scene in MIX where Zhang Sen tells Liang Fang "what to do overtime". It's unexpected but also reasonable. Afterwards, when I touch it, hey, it looks very "Zhang Sen".
Zhang Sen fell in love with the "good and slutty" Secretary Liang, admired the talented President Liang, and competed childishly with the foul-mouthed Liang Xiaoniao. Unexpectedly, they gradually merged into one person. The ignorant and infatuated secretary complained in front of the surveillance camera, "Your life sucks."
Unlike Zhang Sen's many faces that are all real, the real Liang Fang is more like being peeled off and pieced together bit by bit in the process.
In the end, Liang Fang's name in Zhang Sen's heart changed back to "kid".
In the end, it was "Zhang Sen" who liked "Liang Fang".
And "Liang Fang" likes "Zhang Sen".
I am inexplicably moved when I write this. I would like to praise the author again. It is so well written. I am so happy to read this article. Poverty made us meet, but I can't help but spend money.
(God! Who would have thought that after so many years, I would still have the ability to write an 800-word essay. I was moved to tears. Jpg
Good guy, I feel so good. The little birdie was so ruthless before that I was disgusted by it. Now it's so sweet and sweet.
Finished with flowers, thank you for free
Beautiful!
Very interesting
Thanks for the limited exemption, happy birthday
I've finished reading it. It's a very cute article. When will the zoo article open in advance?
Woohoo, so sweet, so pretty! ! !
Oh my god, there's no extras?
Like! So can my wife's new store be opened before the end of the year? (Looking forward to it)
A Guide to Eating Sugar in the Underworld
Shanhai Broker
Editor-In-Chief of Hell, Became Famous in the World
Shanhai Pet Hospital
Office Building Massacre [Infinite]
I Got Rich After Traveling to the Tang Dynasty
My Ancestress Is Beautiful and Fierce [From Ancient Times to the Present]
After an Eighteenth-Tier Star and a Top-Tier Star Swapped Lives
I Refuse to Eat Wild Game in the 1970S
I Became the Boss of a Bunch of Ghostly Bigwigs
(It's so long that I can't fit it into the scoring section. QUQ was rated 2 points before and could only get 1 point. First of all, of course, I wish the author a happy birthday~~~! Then I praised her very much, her writing is so good, she is worthy of being a woman who once worked as a copywriter, and it's really funny. Today, I felt so happy because I read this article~ My mother also felt so happy because I smiled while eating the dishes she cooked~ Hahahaha This article gave me an experience I have never had before. How can I put it emmm? It's like your little lover shaving his legs in front of you. It makes your pupils tremble and you suddenly feel that he is so special, different, pure and unpretentious (?) Anyway, the story is very exciting. Liang Fang saw many different faces of Zhang Sen in different identities. He was hot-tempered to his subordinates, professional and reliable to his clients, harsh and humiliating to the secretaries he liked, he spent a lot of money on his admirers, he begged his sweetheart, he even doted on his birds, he had no airs on the nanny Aunt Wang and he was willful on Uncle Ding. It's an experience that you don't usually have when you enter a relationship. Originally, this would probably be a minus point because of the loss of many intentional embellishments. In fact, some of the slick, snobbish, dirty, and even unflattering things are indeed exposed. But at the same time, he also has a complex charm, not as a "lover" but simply as a human being. Because of his complexity and charm, this man acts openly and unabashedly reveals this complexity, so that every face on his face seems sincere. That is to say, why don't people want to step forward to find out what's going on? I really like the scene in MIX where Zhang Sen tells Liang Fang "what to do overtime". It's unexpected but also reasonable. Afterwards, when I touch it, hey, it looks very "Zhang Sen". Zhang Sen fell in love with the "good and slutty" Secretary Liang, admired the talented President Liang, and competed childishly with the foul-mouthed Liang Xiaoniao. Unexpectedly, they gradually merged into one person. The ignorant and infatuated secretary complained in front of the surveillance camera, "Your life sucks." Unlike Zhang Sen's many faces that are all real, the real Liang Fang is more like being peeled off and pieced together bit by bit in the process. In the end, Liang Fang's name in Zhang Sen's heart changed back to "kid". In the end, it was "Zhang Sen" who liked "Liang Fang". And "Liang Fang" likes "Zhang Sen". I am inexplicably moved when I write this. I would like to praise the author again. It is so well written. I am so happy to read this article. Poverty made us meet, but I can't help but spend money. (God! Who would have thought that after so many years, I would still have the ability to write an 800-word essay. I was moved to tears. Jpg
Good guy, I feel so good. The little birdie was so ruthless before that I was disgusted by it. Now it's so sweet and sweet.
Finished with flowers, thank you for free Beautiful! Very interesting
Thanks for the limited exemption, happy birthday
I've finished reading it. It's a very cute article. When will the zoo article open in advance?
Woohoo, so sweet, so pretty! ! !
Oh my god, there's no extras?
Like! So can my wife's new store be opened before the end of the year? (Looking forward to it)
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Not bad, not bad, just not enough.