I Refuse to Eat Wild Game in the 1970S

Check out my new novel, I Got Rich After Transmigrating Into the Tang Dynasty! Hua Xing, who earns a million a year, transmigrates into a book at the peak of her career. She becomes the real daughter of a Cavalry Commandant in Chang'an, Tang Dynasty, despised by everyone and forced to beg her parents for scraps. After she arrives, the fake daughter sniffles, “That country bumpkin is illiterate. She can just wait around to freeload and die.” Her parents clutch their chests. “Just looking at her, you can tell she’s crude and uncultured. Don’t you dare call her one of our family.” Her fiancé sends her a letter breaking off the engagement. “Don’t cling to me, you hick. I wouldn’t want you if you were the last woman on earth.” Hua Xing packs her things and leaves home, returning to her old line of work. She plants a tall banner outside her thatched gate: Tang Dynasty Import and Export Company. * Blurb 2: The latest neighborhood gossip among the people of the Tang Dynasty: [Wow, the Empress Dowager came to Hua Xing’s shop in person! She’s cornered the latest imported goods in the whole city.] [Good heavens, the great salt and tea merchants of Jiangnan are lining up to see Hua Xing, hoping to switch from domestic sales to foreign trade!] [Incredible! The high-nosed king of the Caucasus came to learn from Hua Xing, notebook in hand. I hear she’s about to open up the global market!] [Hey, Hua Xing’s older sister and her fiancé came to ask her to arrange the wedding supplies. The usually generous working woman of the Tang Dynasty actually slammed the door in their faces!] ...It really happened. At the time, her brother-in-law was hopping mad. “You woman, you really don’t know what’s good for you. You’ve been showing your face in public all these years. Who would ever marry you?” And then: [Oh my goodness, the Tang Dynasty’s Crown Prince proposed to Hua Xing! He’s chasing her so relentlessly. He covered the whole East and West Markets with flowers, and all the young ladies are green with envy!] [Novel blurb] A pampered rich beauty wakes up and finds herself transmigrated to the 1970s. Here, her weak father and long-suffering mother are pushed around by her domineering grandmother and awful uncle, while the village head’s son bullies her every day. She’s nearly starved to death when a weasel spirit from the mountain behind the village saves her. It says, “Here, a pheasant to help you regain your strength.” She says, “I don’t eat that.” It says, “Here, a mountain hare to nourish you.” She says, “I don’t eat that.” It says, “Here, a wild boar to give you collagen.” She says, “I don’t eat that.” She grows healthier and richer by the day. One day, someone finally asks, “I heard every little animal on the mountain does what you say. They even wander around your front door?” She replies, “But I’m vegetarian.” Blurb 2: Ever since Miss Jian became friends with a weasel spirit, she’s been smiling brightly every day. At first, the weasel spirit knows nothing about the world and only knows to bring Miss Jian all kinds of meat as tribute. Miss Jian teaches it science and culture, and tells it that wild game can carry dangerous viruses. So they eat every kind of delicious, nonpoisonous wild vegetable and fruit growing across the mountains. When it’s time for her to marry, her father hears she wants to marry a demon and nearly beats her to death. So she has no choice but to marry the educated youth who has come to propose a hundred times. Only on her wedding night does she suddenly notice something: Why does my husband have a familiar little tail behind his butt? Premise: To hell with wild game! I can still coast to victory as a vegetarian.