Editor-In-Chief of Hell, Became Famous in the World

Updated at 6 o'clock every morning + pre-received "Guide to Eating Sugar in the Underworld" This is the pre-receipt copy, the pre-receipt copy, look at the children, the pre-receipt copy. Story 1: "He is waiting for me in the underworld" Mr. Zhu Yu, who works hard and does evil things, I heard that a business tycoon came to report from hell today. Zhu Yu ran to see him happily. "Hey, you're finally dead. Can you stop being too busy reincarnating? I've been looking forward to meeting you for many years. When you were alive, someone summoned a ghost to frame you, but I drove them away." There were a group of cute dog ghosts wagging their tails at his feet, proving that what he said was true. With a face as cold as ice, the gloomy man dug and dug through the memories of his life that were more complicated than a spider web, not beautiful, and even miserable, until he reached his deskmate in high school who was as pure as a little sun. Zhu Yu twisted the skull thermos cup she carried on her back behind her every day and said, "Don't be afraid of death. I will protect you in the underworld from now on. My hell coins are your hell coins." The big guy took advantage of him not paying attention and kicked an entire newly burned paper villa into the river: "Well, I'm not afraid. From now on, I'll rely on classmate Zhu to take care of it." The gloomy and miserable giant attack x the warm and bright underworld Story 2: "My Lover in the Underworld" Yuan You always felt that from childhood to adulthood, there was a ghost who loved him seriously. Otherwise, why would he just pick up a neat box of tributes at his door when he had no money to buy food, with several gold ingots stuffed in it. Otherwise, why would there be a gentle wind blowing away his tears when he was crying, and a few leaves would pat his back. Otherwise, why would he receive an anonymous bouquet of flowers when he graduated, although they were white chrysanthemums. Otherwise, why on the first day of his blind date, a transparent person said aggrievedly in his ear: You are obviously mine. The next day, Yuan You went to work and found that the company's CEO, who had always been reserved and distant, had red eyes. It is easy to leave the soul since childhood, but the love between the good boyfriend Gong X and the ghost lover cannot be explained. Story 3: "Meng Po Soup doesn't work for me" It was late that day, and the school girl was the only one in the study room. A boy walked in. He didn't even look at him and said to him slowly: "This classmate, do you know that we are married for ten generations? We have been a pair since primitive times, mammoths who love each other deeply." There was a group of people outside laughing because he lost a bet to the school bully and they were just playing truth or dare. Unexpectedly, the sculpted school president put down his book and said seriously to the school bully: "Have you finally remembered? I have been waiting for you for a long time. I got here because of you." The school bully who drank Meng Po soup was ineffective and was attacked by the school bully who had a crush on him without knowing it ---- The copy of this article is "Chief Editor of Underworld, Popular in the World" Some people, after knowing what Zhong Qing was doing, said, "I'm laughing so hard. Are you doing a lifestyle magazine these days? Who would read it?" Zhong Qing smiled and pushed the gold-rimmed glasses: If you really die laughing, you will definitely see it below. * The magazine is distributed in both Yin and Yang realms and is the official guidance publication for gods and goddesses of all walks of life. About magazine topic selection: 1. Walking with the underworld: What should a living person do if he sees ghosts? 2. Research on the elderly care issues of thousand-year-old lonely vampires 3. The Yaotai recipe can be used as a reference for the mortal world 4. Discussion on the parenting of Guhuo Bird * About magazine benefits: 1. Outstanding contributors each year will receive +5 years of longevity 2. People without children can get to know Guanyin, the child-giving goddess. 3. People without partners are given priority to interview Yue Lao 4. Occasionally, there will be opportunities for stocks recommended by the God of Wealth. * About connections: A certain CEO was puzzled by the feng shui problem of his ancestral home, so Zhong Qing invited... The CEO's ancestors. * About the employee code: 1. Plagiarism will lead you to hell 2. Procrastinator, interview with "Pluto Column" Hades:? ? ? Hades:? ? ? ? Editor-in-Chief, are you looking for death? Fortunately, no one dared to delay the manuscript. The one who interviewed Pluto was always the editor-in-chief Zhong Qing. The pictures accompanying the Pluto column are first a gloomy single photo that is extremely uncooperative, and then a arrogant workplace photo. His expression on camera gradually improved. In the end, every issue had to invite Zhong Qing to take a photo of Ni Ni Wai Wai Wai Wai, saying that there was no reason for Life Magazine not to let the family members go... [Wenquxing's reincarnated editor-in-chief Shou X has been looking for Wenquxing's Pluto attack] ※This is a serious piece of metaphysics aimed at popularizing science, with big golden fingers poking around everywhere. ※Every part has been checked for information and is privately set up. ※The content of this article is based on traditional culture, please do not be superstitious 0V0 / ---------- ------- Pre-receipt of "Mountain and Sea Broker" Bai Huihui applied for the job of agent of "Universe Center Entertainment Company". The leader said that the artist he was going to bring would be evil, arrogant, majestic, and confuse all living beings... Bai Huihui straightened his back and walked into the conference room. The 5-meter-wide evil butterfly stirred up strong winds, and the notebooks and mineral water on the conference table splashed all over the floor. Just as Bai Huihui was about to flee, five-colored auspicious clouds appeared at his feet, and a nine-headed lion came forward and shouted: Stay! Stay! It turned out to be the Age of Ending Dharma, when the spiritual energy of the heaven and earth was scarce and the spiritual beasts were weak. Only by entering the entertainment industry can the monsters quickly gather the love of mankind, regain the power of faith, and survive. Baihuihui is the last hope given to them by heaven. * In an ancient puppet online drama with hundreds of views, the female protagonist stumbles and the male protagonist's eyes wander, but the 5-haired special-effects butterfly next to the two catches the eye, and the ballet twists are well-trained. The ancient puppet show was a hit. There is also a new cute dog with the stage name Roaring Dog, who can take care of children and solve college entrance examination questions; A new cycling blogger, who flashes in the Himalayas, Changbai Mountain and Wuzhishan in one day, his online name is Kuafu; Beauty blogger Meren invented 99 kinds of "mermaid makeup", and sisters all over the world love it... Later, everyone discovered that these unusual animals or people were brought out by the agent Bai Huihui. * Bai Huihui personally wrote and directed the movie "Legend of Mountains and Seas". In the plot, he would fan himself when it was raining, wave his hands when it was sunny, and smile as a rainbow appeared in the sky, without the help of the special effects team at all. The temporary assistant wondered: How can Bai Huihui control the wind and rain? What does God have to do with him? Bai Huihui: Well, God is the boss and the boyfriend. Purpose: Promote the construction of spiritual civilization