Come play with me in the next book "Shanhai Pet Hospital"
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Zhong Yi, who opened a pet hospital in a small town, always thought that he was doing a serious job.
Until one day, a big tiger with wings came in late at night and asked him to help with bone-setting massage.
He also said that doing a good job will help him introduce more customers.
The cat-stick pia in Zhong Yi's hand fell to the ground: "..."
2
Earthquakes in City A continue every afternoon, with the earthquake source as the center shaking in a wave-like pattern. Geologists have failed to detect the earthquake, meteorologists have failed to observe, and foreign experts have spent huge sums of money to do nothing.
Until, people saw a little veterinarian coming to the hill in the park and said: "O turtle, my friend said your back is itchy."
Pour a bucket of essential oil and the earthquake will miraculously stop.
There is also the problem of lingering clouds in City B, the problem of children crying at night in City C, and the problem of not even a blade of grass in City D.
It is said that before each settlement, there will be a young man with beautiful appearance.
Come to the city with plenty of scratchers, paw sharpeners and chews.
3
At the end of the year, the pet hospital welcomed a long-lost repeat customer, the one who was the first to do bone-setting massage:
"I heard that you are very busy this year and earn a lot."
Zhong Yi is smoothing the hair of a big Pixiu.
The repeat customer added: "I heard that you are afraid of those customers who can eat people, so at a critical moment you will say that I am your boyfriend."
Zhong Yi quickly covered Pi Xiu's mouth and tilted his head: "... Who is making such nonsense?"
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Jiang Yaoyao was bullied and teased all day long, and was about to become the laughing stock of the whole school.
The ghosts of the ancestors who had been hanging around the graves for thousands of years glanced at the miserable state of their descendants.
He was immediately furious and started blowing hair on the grave every day from then on.
Exploding: Hey, why am I dressed like her?
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One day, Jiang Yaoyao was once again cornered by someone she didn't know.
The weak and trembling girl with tears in her eyes suddenly raised her head,
A look of contempt and a sneer on his face.
The Shamate boss holding the steel rod was startled, fearing that he had found the wrong person: Who are you?
She gritted her molars and said, "Nai Weng."
Shamate boss asked: What is she talking about?
Shamate's little sister: Naiweng…your father. Boss, she seems to be scolding you? ? ?
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Ancestor She knows everyone's ancestors,
He was so crushed that all the students in the school wanted to kneel down and call him daddy.
As for the front desk, he was originally the top scorer in the city and didn't care about anyone.
There is no such thing as a learning machine with emotions,
One day, someone was found holding Jiang Yaoyao's hand and coaxing her in a low voice:
"Just let me kiss you, just once."
Jiang Yaoyao was troubled: It's him again, it's him again,
After breeding so many cubs with him before, couldn't he have a different taste?
(This article does not describe any intimate behavior when the protagonist is underage)
Purpose: Carry forward the culture of respecting the elderly and love Chinese civilization
Reader comments
Suddenly I remembered something. Although the world of Spartacus is the world of ancient Rome, everyone speaks English. Has the protagonist noticed this? Hahaha
Suddenly I remembered something. Although the world of Spartacus is the world of ancient Rome, everyone speaks English. Has the protagonist noticed this? Hahaha