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The CEO found that the parrot at home was silent.
Never say hello, welcome, thank you again.
One day while he was working in the living room, his computer suddenly crashed.
The parrot, who had been silent for a long time, said: Try pressing ctrl+alt+delete.
The parrot helped the president solve many things.
The president muttered:
"This parrot of mine is more reliable than my secretary. I might as well fire that intern."
The parrot immediately flew down and pecked the president's head.
Finally one day, the president discovered that the secretary's hair was dyed the same color as his parrot's hair.
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Small theater:
Before the two of them got together, the secretary went to work with a swollen mouth all day long.
After persisting for half a week, the president couldn't bear it anymore and threw his secretary into the corner:
"Who kissed you until you became swollen? How can he be with me? I want to kill him!"
The secretary was really embarrassed to say that the swelling was caused by her pecking at him at night.
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This is a workplace (bah) love (bah) sandbox story.
During the day, the president doesn't treat his secretary as a human being, but at night, the secretary scorns the president.
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Copywriting of this article:
Zeng Zhenzhen and Lu Dingliu didn't get along in high school, and she regarded him as a scourge.
After graduation, one became an 18th-tier actor and the other became a top-tier actor.
Traces of Zeng Zhenzhen's likes for Lu Huai's black fans are everywhere on the Internet.
Praise him for the vase, praise him for being sinister, praise him for being restless and angry, and the young man will become bald.
Now, Zeng Zhenzhen was selected for the women's team draft and saw the face on the mentor's table that she couldn't afford to offend.
Lu Huai hooked his slender fingers and said lazily: "What are you afraid of? We are here, let me sing a song."
A second later, the two souls exchanged.
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The manager watched his top teammate act as a mentor to his little fan, and the two of them performed their teacher-student relationship conscientiously.
"Lu Huai, didn't you say that you want Zeng Zhenzhen to understand what it means to disturb Tai Sui?"
His unkind and aloof star crossed his arms and said, "I understand, Tai Sui. It's quite comfortable to move."
The anti-fan team also privately interviewed Zeng Zhenzhen, a five-year-old fan: "Didn't you say that Lu Huai and you have a sworn hatred?"
A member of her hard-working girl group, her dark eyes were as calm as ever: "The sky has changed."
Later, one day Zeng Zhenzhen debuted in the C position, and someone saw Lu Huai crying louder than anyone else,
A short video of an 18-tier lady instructing a top-notch man to dance, sing and pick up moves & the two of them kissing has leaked on the Internet.
Only then did people realize that things had really changed today.
Purpose: Strive to be an artist with both virtue and art, and create a civilized and harmonious society.
Editor-In-Chief of Hell, Became Famous in the World
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