It's Getting Cold, and the President and His Secretary Have Become Semen

[Advance collection of next book: "Top Monster Editor"] Advance receipt copy: Some people, after knowing what Zhong Qing is doing: "It's so funny. The era of print media is coming to an end. Are you still doing a lifestyle magazine? Can you afford to support yourself? Who will read it?" Zhong Qing smiled and pushed his gold-rimmed glasses: My magazine is not for people to read. Another thing I dare not say: If you really die laughing, you will definitely see my magazine. * Magazine topics include but are not limited to: 1. Talking about the current situation of lonely old monsters from the vampires of the Qing Dynasty 2. Research on the methods of raising offspring of orphaned birds in the Ming Dynasty 3. Appreciation of Yaotai cuisine recipes … Magazine benefits usually include: 1. Outstanding contributors each year will receive +5 years of longevity 2. People without children can get to know Guanyin, the child-giving goddess. 3. People without partners are given priority to interview Yue Lao 4. Occasionally, there will be opportunities for stocks recommended by the God of Wealth. … The employee code is also quite harsh: 1. Plagiarism will lead you to hell 2. Procrastinator, interview with "Pluto Column" … Hades:? ? ? Hades:? ? ? ? Editor-in-Chief, are you looking for death? * Fortunately, no one dared to delay the manuscript. The one who interviewed Pluto was always the editor-in-chief Zhong Qing. The pictures accompanying the Pluto column are first a gloomy single photo that is extremely uncooperative, and then a arrogant workplace photo. His expression on camera gradually improved. In the end, every issue had to involve Zhong Qi to take a photo of Ni Ni Wai Wai Wai Wai, saying that there was no reason for Life Magazine not to let the family members go... * [The editor-in-chief is attacked by X Pluto] The first magazine in the non-human world aims to communicate the lives of non-humans, promote the development of the non-human world, solve non-human problems, and promote the construction of non-human civilization scientifically and materially. ——————— [Copy of this article]: "It's getting cold, the president and his secretary have become a sperm" The parrot in the CEO's house suddenly became silent. Never say hello, welcome, thank you again. One day when I was working in the living room, my computer suddenly crashed. The parrot, who had been silent for a long time, said: Try pressing ctrl+alt+delete. " The parrot helped the president solve many things. The president muttered: "This parrot of mine is more reliable than my secretary, so I might as well fire that intern. I'm so stupid that I have trouble pouring coffee! " The parrot immediately flew down and pecked the president's head. Finally one day, the president discovered that the secretary's hair was dyed the same color as his parrot's hair. * The president especially likes to bully his secretary. At the beginning, they said that he was not good at driving, that he was stupid, and that he had no professional skills at all. But children are liked by many people. For a while, before the two of them got together, the secretary went to work with a swollen mouth all day long. After persisting for half a week, the president couldn't bear it anymore and threw his secretary into the corner: "Who kissed you so hard? Can he be as good as me? I want to shark him! " The secretary was really embarrassed to say that the swelling was caused by her pecking at him at night. * This is a workplace (bah) love (bah) sandbox story. During the day, the CEO doesn't treat his secretary as a human being, but at night, the parrot is scornful of the CEO. Later, the president learned that the secretary drove a Lamborghini, had a fortune, and had more bodyguards than his company had. If he hadn't needed to deal with a physical problem, he would have chopped himself up and made bird food. The grumpy, cunning, bad-mouthed CEO Gong X Pure, lustful and well-behaved, in fact, the drama star secretary Shou is as deep as the sea. Mission: Love nature and protect rare animals.