Come and play with me in the next book "Shanhai Pet Hospital"~
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1
Zhong Yi, who opened a pet hospital in a small town, always thought that he was doing a serious job.
Until one day, a big tiger with wings came in late at night and asked him to help with bone-setting massage.
He also said that doing a good job will help him introduce more customers.
The cat-stick pia in Zhong Yi's hand fell to the ground: "..."
2
Earthquakes in City A continue every afternoon, with the earthquake source as the center shaking in a wave-like pattern. Geologists have failed to detect the earthquake, meteorologists have failed to observe, and foreign experts have spent huge sums of money to do nothing.
Until, people saw a little veterinarian coming to the hill in the park and said: "O turtle, my friend said your back is itchy."
Pour a bucket of essential oil and the earthquake will miraculously stop.
There is also the problem of lingering clouds in City B, the problem of children crying at night in City C, and the problem of not even a blade of grass in City D.
It is said that before each settlement, there will be a young man with beautiful appearance.
Come to the city with plenty of scratchers, paw sharpeners and chews.
3
At the end of the year, the pet hospital welcomed a long-lost repeat customer, the one who was the first to do bone-setting massage:
"I heard that you are very busy this year and earn a lot."
Zhong Yi is smoothing the hair of a big Pixiu.
The repeat customer added: "I heard that you are afraid of those customers who can eat people, so at a critical moment you will say that I am your boyfriend."
Zhong Yi quickly covered Pi Xiu's mouth and tilted his head: "... Who is making such nonsense?"
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"I became the boss of the ghost bosses"
Copywriting of this article
Copywriting one:
Grandpa handed Yang Qiqi an ancestral hotel.
It is closed during the day and open at night, exclusively for the deceased.
Most of the ghosts have obsessions from their previous lives and are unwilling to drink Meng Po soup. The hotel helps you realize your dreams for one night.
·There are girls to chat with, psychological massage, and awareness of death.
·There is a private wine brewing in a hotel. After drinking a sip of plum wine, I don't want to go back home.
·There are romantic sorcerers and ghosts who can connect you, so you won't be lonely even if you don't want to be reincarnated.
Celebrity bosses/business celebrities/political dignitaries, no matter how arrogant they were during their lifetime, they would all queue up in the hotel to get their number in the end.
Later, the supreme male god Yang Qiqi had a crush on got into a car accident...
Copywriting two:
"Chinese actor Ying Youshi, who has over 100 million fans, wrote a song for his girlfriend after his death. Come and listen to it first."
——Excerpted from "Music of the Underworld"
"Jin Lin, the king of Taoists who impressed hundreds of demons, actually developed a love spell for a 20-year-old female college student."
——Excerpted from "News from the Underworld"
"The boss of the underworld has not been at work for 30 days in a row. An insider broke the news that he is planning to steal a marriage."
——Excerpted from "Yam Luo Daily"
Yang Qiqi refused to be interviewed and held a staff meeting.
She said: I only want your money, but I didn't expect you to be greedy for me? ? ?
A certain wealthy man with a world-renowned career heard the news.
Holding the "Code of Heaven's Law", he hurried over and announced:
Anyone who pursues my wife is violating the laws of heaven. I just wrote this clause.
This article participated in the "Rejuvenating the Country through Science and Education" essay competition. The reason is that the heroine uses marketing knowledge to help the small hotel reach the top. The way to vote for me is the Overlord Ticket or Nutrient Solution. Thank you~~~
Intention: I want to catch ghosts well and fall in love at the same time.