My Dao Companion Is Actually My Archrival's Alt Account

I used to have a sworn enemy, but he died.

I also have a little follower who's obedient and sweet, and good at acting cute. The only problem is that his aptitude is terrible. He can't learn anything.

I think that's fine. I'll protect him!

I fed him immortal herbs and spirit pills, and took him to grind monsters and gain experience. At last, he formed his golden core.

I ignored everyone's objections and became his cultivation partner.

I couldn't resist his sweet talk, so I became the bottom.

I doted on him without limits. I was even willing to be the bottom for him!!

Then one day, I discovered that this unlucky brat was actually an alternate account of my sworn enemy, who had been asleep for a thousand years!!!

Me: Don't you have something to explain?

Sworn enemy: Baby, let me explain...

Ptooey!! That sounds so disgusting! How did I never notice before!?

Divorce!! We're getting divorced! We have to!!

The main story is told in the third person.

Theme: Love