I Heard I Bore a Child for the Demon Lord

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After Xu Xiaoge wakes up with amnesia, he learns that he has a son, and that his son is the Demon Venerable.

His son is 1.8 meters tall, handsome, slim-waisted, long-legged, and ill-tempered. His catchphrase is: "If you weren't my dad, I'd have cooked you alive ages ago!"

It's all because he's so disappointed in him.

With his son diligently keeping the Three Realms in check (crossed out) looking after them, Xu Xiaoge spends his days feeding cats and dogs, eating his fill, and waiting to die. Life couldn't be sweeter.

Until one day, Xu Xiaoge remembers something very important: Son, where's your mother?

Son: What are you talking about? I came out of your belly, didn't I? Where would I get a mother?

Xu Xiaoge: !?!?!

Son: If you're asking about my other dad, I can tell you. Go west, cross a continent, and you'll find the sealed land where he's sleeping!

Xu Xiaoge: …

I can give birth?! That's not scientific!

I actually gave birth? I'm impure now!

Son: Come to think of it, the seal is about to expire. He should be coming out soon. Stop wandering around all the time, or you'll be in serious trouble if he catches you.

Xu Xiaoge: Why?

Son: You sealed him yourself. The first thing he'll do when he catches you is tear you to pieces!

Xu Xiaoge: ...

The sealed top: Awooo! In just a few more months, I can get out and find my darling!!!

★, ★

☆ One-on-one romance, happy ending

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Coming soon 1: The Sinister Beauty Reborn as a Little Bride Brought in to Bring Good Fortune

The bottom was originally a mad villain in a xianxia novel, beautiful and insane. After being defeated by the protagonist and dying without a trace of his soul, he was unexpectedly reborn in a farming novel.

In that farming novel, a wealthy merchant had a son with autism.

He was handsome, with refined features and an elegant bearing at first glance, but he never spoke or interacted with anyone.

The old women in the village said he was possessed, and that once he came of age, they should find someone with a compatible birth chart to marry him and bring him good fortune.

Then, a month after he came of age, his family arranged a marriage to bring him good fortune. They chose a sweet little bride, and held an elaborate wedding.

The sinister beauty transmigrated into the bride's body on the wedding night.

He was wondering how he could have died one moment and then found himself sitting in a room filled with red the next, when a scale lifted his red veil.

The handsome young man before him was the one with autism, and he was also the groom.

More importantly, the groom's face bore a striking resemblance to that of his mortal enemy!

The sinister beauty was furious and was about to kill the groom on the spot!

But before he could act, the handsome groom with autism threw his arms around him without hesitation, holding him especially tight.

The man with autism, who supposedly hadn't spoken once since birth, spoke for the first time and called out, "Wife."

The sinister beauty has been quite troubled lately.

He misses his divine powers, and his body has turned into a soft, delicate flower that topples over at a touch.

Not only does he have to start cultivating his divine powers from scratch, he has to act frail and rely on that man for protection!

What a disgrace!!

This can't go on! He'll cultivate his powers again, then kill the man with one blow.

Hmph, he has only himself to blame for looking like his mortal enemy!

The man with his mortal enemy's face awkwardly tries to please him: "Wife, want some green grapes?"

The sinister beauty falls silent for two seconds, then snaps, "Yes!"

His face is the problem. The grapes did nothing wrong!

*How to spoil a sinister beauty into becoming a bad-tempered caged bird

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Coming soon 2: I Never Wanted to Slay a God and Prove My Dao

[Plot synopsis]

Xie Yan was just an ordinary sword cultivator from a nameless mountain in Tianyu Continent.

He was born into royalty, but was content to become a monk and cultivate the Dao. His talent was exceptional, but he was happy to live in seclusion.

His life should have been uneventful: cultivating in seclusion for a thousand years, then attaining enlightenment and ascending to immortality.

But then, the Demon Lord and Demon Emperor arrived in person, destroyed his mountain, and killed his master and fellow disciples.

Only then did Xie Yan learn that when grief reaches its breaking point, a person doesn't feel sadness. All he feels is hatred!!!

If someone won't let him live in peace, he'll kill them!

If Heaven won't let him live in peace, he'll pierce the sky!

What does the Demon God matter? What does the Heavenly Dao matter??!

I'll kill them and show you. That's all there is to it.

...Really, he was supposed to be an ordinary sword cultivator living in seclusion.

Think about it: why provoke him?

[Romance synopsis]

After the people of the Demon Continent invaded, everyone on the mountain was either dead or injured. In the end, only Xie Yan's junior apprentice brother, Xu Xiaoge, was left by his side.

This guy was hardly a dutiful junior. He had a handsome, roguish face, and was born loving to feed cats and dogs and flirt with the flowers and plants. Real flowers and plants.

They supported each other and grew stronger together, wandering the world for ten years. They thought they would spend the rest of their lives bickering and fighting side by side.

Then one day, this guy announced that he was pregnant with Xie Yan's child!!

Xie Yan: "..."

Xu Xiaoge looked equally grave. "Take responsibility, Senior Brother."

Xie Yan: "…"

Question: What does it feel like to suddenly become a father?

Xie Yan: Thanks for asking, but I'd rather answer this: "What does it feel like to have spent a century falling in love with each other, only to learn you've been in love all these years when your junior apprentice brother gets pregnant?"

P.S. If the kid isn't a handful, I'm pretty happy. You know how cute your junior apprentice brother gets once he's pregnant?!!

*Neither lead is a love-struck fool. Strong leads grow stronger together. One-on-one romance.

*This is a prequel.

Theme: Strive to be self-reliant