I Want to Eat Bunnies Every Day

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Beautiful White Snake x Gray Bunny

Several thousand years ago, the High God Bai Yue was banished to Misty Cloud Mountain for violating the laws of Heaven.

Everyone knew she was a merciless monster who wreaked havoc on the living.

But no one knew she was a snake who really just liked eating bunnies.

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A little over a thousand years later, she got hungry, sneaked down the mountain, stole a farmer's rabbits, roasted them, and ate them. She was punished with another thousand years of exile.

A little over two thousand years later, in human form, she went to a busy shopping district in the city and waved a hand. "Boss, five spicy rabbit heads!"

The rabbit spirits: Terrifying!

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A rumor had spread through the rabbit world: A great demon lived on Misty Cloud Mountain, and not a single rabbit who went in ever came out alive!

The little gray bunny, diligently practicing her cultivation, took note.

But one day, the little bunny accidentally wandered into Lady White Snake's home.

The little bunny cowered in a corner. "Waaah, I'm all gray and scruffy, I'm not tasty. Please don't eat me!"

Yet she secretly glanced up at the great demon: The white snake's scales shimmered with rainbow light. She was the most beautiful monster the bunny had ever seen.

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Lady White Snake went from pondering whether to braise, steam, roast, or blanch the little bunny to wondering how to make her happy.

The little bunny spent every day thinking about how to escape, never realizing that

She was the one exception for Lady White Snake.

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"You're a rabbit?"

"To be precise, I'm a gray rabbit." Her fur was gray all over, completely different from those little white bunnies.

"But you're one of a kind."

"Why?"

"Because you're the only rabbit... I haven't eaten."

[Notes] 1. Setting: Misty Cloud Mountain and a modern city.

2. A lighthearted short story with no logic whatsoever.

3. The author has never kept rabbits or snakes. All descriptions of small animals come from the internet and imagination, so please don't scrutinize them too closely.

Completed novel: My Fiancee Is a Movie Queen

Blunt Rising Star x Scheming Movie Queen

Yu Yang had a secret

She had a crush on the girl next door.

The girl next door was named Luo Qiuchi. She was beautiful, kind, and smart, the quintessential "other people's child."

Because of an absurd arranged marriage made when they were babies, Yu Yang had always kept her distance.

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Yu Yang and Luo Qiuchi attended the same elementary, middle, and high schools.

She was two grades behind Luo Qiuchi.

By the time Yu Yang finally understood her feelings,

Luo Qiuchi had already gotten into drama school and made her breakthrough with a film, becoming the unattainable dream girl of countless people in the entertainment industry.

The moon had become everyone's moon, no longer hers alone.

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After graduating from college, Yu Yang steeled herself and decided to take a part-time job in show business so she could chase her future wife.

Her first role was as a non-speaking extra, but at least it was in a show starring her future wife.

After wrapping, she couldn't bear to leave, so she secretly watched Luo Qiuchi on set.

Who knew she'd see her future wife getting pestered by an obnoxious male actor!

Yu Yang, unable to stand it, rushed over and shoved him away. "Who do you think you are? You think you can grab my fiancee's hand?"

The entire set fell silent.

Luo Qiuchi gazed at Yu Yang with a smile. "Fiancee?"

Yu Yang stumbled over her words. "Wife, let me explain!"

Luo Qiuchi took her hand and held it fast. "Good girl. Say it again for me."

Only then did Yu Yang realize

Her future wife had noticed her long ago, and had fallen for her first.

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Moral: Friends should get along harmoniously