Why Play the Brothers Route in an R-Rated Novel? [Quick Transmigration]

The original inspiration, Childhood Friends Are Hard to Be (Quick Transmigration), was written in July 2022 and revised on May 15, 2026. Both versions have been archived.

A major bug has hit Section 419 [Brothers]. There are so many closeted guys that the straight male population in this section has practically dropped to 0%. System rookie Su Rong, from the standby section, is assigned to restore balance.

System 000: Your mission is simple. Play the protagonist's best friend and defend his sexual orientation with your life. Understood?

Su Rong: I'll get it done.

World One: But he said he was heartbroken and really sad

Su Rong plays a soft, pretty, easily seduced, universally adored innocent little flower. He's never dated anyone, but he's so beautiful that, after starting college, he gets more and more confessions, most of them from other guys. Su Rong is troubled and confides in his best friend, Lu Wenfeng.

Lu Wenfeng says gay men are disgusting and puts an arm around Su Rong's shoulder. "Next time someone confesses to you, send him to me."

Lu Wenfeng goes to the sports university. He's 196 centimeters tall, with beautifully toned muscles, and his father is a university trustee. No one at Jiang University dares to mess with him.

Gradually, those guys stop bothering Su Rong. He's thrilled and plans to treat Lu Wenfeng to a meal to thank him.

But then Lu Wenfeng starts getting drunk every night. Word is that he's lovesick and his new partner has cheated on him.

How could this happen? Poor thing.

Su Rong goes to Lu Wenfeng's place to cheer him up. He puts an arm around Lu Wenfeng's shoulder, just as Lu Wenfeng had done for him, and says gently, "You still have me. We're best friends, and I'll always be here for you."

In the darkness, Lu Wenfeng's eyes gleam fiercely, like a beast ready to pounce.

He wraps his arms around Su Rong's slender, beautiful body. Su Rong's scent reaches him even before the feel of him does.

"Rongrong, I'm really so sad."

"Rongrong, you smell so good."

"Rongrong, it's perfectly normal for brothers to help each other out."

"Rongrong, I feel so much better after sleeping with you."

[Beep! Beep! Beep! Warning: sexual orientation has gone off course!]

000 lets out a piercing scream: Aaaaaah!

000 breaks down in the very first world: Best friends are just best friends! Best friends can't sleep together!

Su Rong presses his lips together: But he said he was heartbroken and really sad •᎔•

System: :)

Su Rong asks 000: 000, why does the entrance to my butt hurt a little?

000: Where does it hurt?

Su Rong: The entrance to my butt.

000: First of all, humans usually call that place the exit. If you keep calling it an entrance, it'll keep hurting.

World Two: A Marriage Between Brothers

Su Rong plays a pampered young master of the Su family, cherished by everyone. At twenty, he starts learning to manage the family business, but the family empire is so vast that he has a lot to learn. So he asks his childhood best friend, Luo Jingchuan, for advice.

Unlike him, Luo Jingchuan is the eldest son of his family and took over the family business long ago. He knows much more, so Su Rong eagerly seeks his guidance and sticks to him all day.

But unfortunately, Luo Jingchuan is framed by a rival. The two of them have a wild night together, and two months later Su Rong realizes he's pregnant with Luo Jingchuan's child.

How could this happen? What a headache.

He goes to Luo Jingchuan and tells him everything, hoping he'll come up with a solution.

Luo Jingchuan's gaze turns somber. He holds Su Rong by the shoulders and says, "It's fine. Then we'll get married. We're best friends and know each other better than anyone. I feel completely at ease marrying you, Rongrong. You feel the same, right?"

Su Rong nods.

After they marry, they're partners in public but still best friends in private. They eat together, go to auctions together, and sometimes sleep in the same bed, like they did as children.

During pregnancy, Su Rong feels uncomfortably full and often can't sleep well.

Luo Jingchuan pulls off his pajamas and bends his head. "I'll suck it out for you. Then you won't feel so uncomfortable."

Su Rong says apologetically, "Luo Jingchuan, I'm even making you help me with something like this. You're so good to me."

Luo Jingchuan kisses his chest and says gallantly, "Because we're best friends."

000 lets out another piercing scream.

World Three: A Progressive Young Man Returning from Abroad

Su Rong plays a young master from the Republican era who has just returned from studying abroad. He learned the most advanced ideas overseas and champions the rejection of arranged marriage. His family says he's gone crazy from studying, but his best friend Jiang Yidong, who also returned from abroad, supports him because he has the same problem.

Su Rong and Jiang Yidong drink together. Drunk, Jiang Yidong puts an arm around his friend's shoulders and says, "They're just backward. In foreign countries, they believe in free love now. Forget arranged marriages. People even fall in love with men and men, women and women. The world should be open, diverse, and accepting."

Su Rong says, "Right."

Jiang Yidong is the young master of the Jiangzhou Coal Bureau. He's about to be forced to marry a girl he's never met. Word is that she's also returned from studying abroad and doesn't want to marry Jiang Yidong like this, so she's been on a hunger strike for three days to protest.

Jiang Yidong is deeply moved. He thinks they should fight back too, and comes up with a way to do it.

He says to Su Rong, "Zhongqian, let's date! We have to bring freedom and democracy into every corner of love and marriage!"

"If you want to open a window, you have to smash down their door!"

Su Rong says, "Okay!"

Jiang Yidong says, "Zhongqian, let's hold hands!"

Su Rong says, "Okay!"

Jiang Yidong says, "Zhongqian, let's kiss!"

Su Rong says, "Okay!"

Jiang Yidong says, "Zhongqian, let's do it."

Su Rong: "Okay!"

000: Aaaaaaaaaah!

Su Rong: ₍ᐢ˶• ˔ กᐢ₎

World Four: To be decided

World Five: To be decided

In the end, Su Rong completely drove the straight male population in that section down to 0%.

#You didn't say this was an explicit story#

● The entrance-and-exit joke comes from the internet.

● Split versions of the top, 1v1, both virgins.

● A scheming straight man. The blurb may be misleading, but the top has no ex and no cheating.

Theme: Best friends stick together for life