Song Cheng x Lu Yanzhou
Song Cheng was sprinting across the road after being late for his eight o'clock class when a car hit him head-on and sent him into the world of a novel. When he opened his eyes, he was about to be sent to Ningcheng to become the wife of a perverted big shot.
An eighteen-year-old, innocent male college student transmigrates into a book and immediately hits a wall. To top it off, he's blind and can't see a thing. After struggling all the way, he ends up bound hand and foot and delivered to the big shot's bed.
Song Cheng, sweating buckets and swearing up a storm, shouted:
"I'm taking this all the way to the central government! I'll report you to the central government!!!!"
"Fuck!! Fuck!!"
"Article 237 of the Criminal Law of the People's Republic of China states that sexual harassment carries a sentence of up to five years..."
At the crucial moment, the door clicked open.
A man's unhurried voice sounded beside his ear:
"Ten million."
"Pretend to be my lover for a while."
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The Lu family of Ningcheng is a tangled web of competing powers. The previous head of the family is on his deathbed, and countless people are eyeing the will he has never made public. A pack of wolves and tigers is poised to strike.
Song Cheng, hired to play along: "This is so exciting!"
Then, the very next second, the Lu family members knocked him out and kidnapped him.
They wanted to use him to force Lu Yanzhou to give up his inheritance. If Lu Yanzhou refused, they would throw Song Cheng into the sea to feed the fish.
The innocent college boy Song Cheng completely lost it.
"If you want him to give up his inheritance, kidnap him!! Why are you kidnapping me?!"
"I'm calling the police on you!!!"
"Prosperity! Democracy! Civilization! Harmony! Freedom! Equality! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
In the end, Lu Yanzhou knocked him out and rescued him again.
Song Cheng, having narrowly escaped death, clung to Lu Yanzhou, crying and snotting everywhere. "Man, you're a real hero. I'll be your ox and horse from now on..."
"I've got other people to be my oxen and horses. You don't have to."
Lu Yanzhou gently stroked the back of his neck and said softly, "Right, my wife?"
Song Cheng: "?????"
What the hell.
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Song Cheng was a die-hard straight guy. He never expected that, after transmigrating into a book, he'd be forced into a gay relationship.
That would be bad enough, but he couldn't even see, and everyone said his new husband was incredibly hard on the eyes.
Song Cheng sighed all day long.
At last, he couldn't take it anymore and said to Lu Yanzhou, "Man, cosmetic surgery is so advanced these days. Why not get some work done?"
Lu Yanzhou didn't get surgery. He hired an eye doctor for Song Cheng instead.
The day Song Cheng regained his sight, Lu Yanzhou cornered him by the head of the bed.
"Take a good look."
Song Cheng nearly got a nosebleed.
Who could blame him?
With a face like that, I might not mind bending a little.
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