The Cannon Fodder White Moonlight Survives by Pretending to Be a Seductive Beauty [Book Transmigration]

[New Novel: Pretending to Be the Unattainable White Moonlight of a Powerful Man] Please add it to your reading list! 60,000 words are already written. I'll start posting once I have enough advance interest. Feel free to bookmark and read!

1.

After waking up, Song Siran found himself inhabiting the role of the doomed white moonlight in a wealthy CEO romance novel.

In the book, both the top and bottom protagonists were deeply in love with him. But Song Siran only cared about building his career, so when they couldn't have his love, they turned to hatred and joined forces to ruin him.

As they worked together, they secretly flirted with each other, both cast aside their own white moonlights, and eventually got together and lived happily ever after.

Having lost everything, Song Siran was overcome with despair and chose to end his life.

2.

When Song Siran crossed into the book, the two protagonists had just made a pact to ruin him and force him to love them.

Song Siran: ???

Why bother building a career? Go after men instead! Staying alive is what matters most.

Song Siran took a glass of red wine and gracefully bumped into the bottom protagonist's arms, then turned a plaintive little look toward the top protagonist. The wine soaked through his shirt, revealing his flat abs and lovely waistline.

The two protagonists began to lose their heads over him.

When the top protagonist fell ill, Song Siran brought him a bowl of tasty porridge. He blew on it to cool it, then held a spoon to the man's lips. "Careful, it's hot. Drink slowly. When you have a cold, you should have something light, like porridge."

When the bottom protagonist lost a bid for a parcel of land, Song Siran snuggled up beside him, put an arm around his shoulders, and said, "Anyone who bought that land would be an idiot. At that price, the investment numbers don't add up. Baby, you were right not to buy it. You'd definitely lose money."

He failed to notice a man passing around the corner. His gleaming leather shoes came to a stop. He had heard Song Siran's entire assessment of his purchase of the land.

3.

Cheng Pei had lived for nearly thirty years without ever falling for anyone. He never expected to fall in love at first sight with a man.

But why were there so many men around him?

Cheng Pei: ...

Later, he got rid of the bottom protagonist, who was devoted to Song Siran, and ruined the top protagonist, who relentlessly pursued him. He pinned the man he loved to the headboard with his hands behind his back. "Ranran, spend one more night with me, and I'll give you that villa plot in the city as your betrothal gift."

A fake flirtatious beauty bottom who only wants to stay alive (Song Siran) * A powerful, inexperienced top whose heart has just begun to stir (Cheng Pei)

My new novel, Pretty Cat Turns Human, Then Flirts and Gets Straight to the Point, is now posting. Please check it out! Here's the blurb:

Leng Xi has just gone from being a cat to a human when he realizes his new coworker might not be human either.

His new coworker keeps staring at fish and maliciously pushes things off the desk. He even goes after the wind chime hanging by the door.

As one of his kind, Leng Xi decides he needs to teach the other one the rules for cats surviving in human society:

"You can't eat only meat, and you especially can't stare at the goldfish all the time. You'll give yourself away."

"Don't push the pen cap off the desk next time."

"And no jumping up to chase the wind chime!"

Chi Xingyi is just about to push a pen cap off the desk. He looks at the other's puffed-up cheeks and wide, light-brown eyes, then slowly smiles. "Okay."

So cute. I want to eat him up.

*

Some time later, Leng Xi sadly realizes his new coworker might not be one of his kind at all, but a human.

And this guy really loves to act spoiled. He's even clingier than Leng Xi, a little kitty.

Faced with that handsome, innocent, pitiful expression, Leng Xi helplessly gives up the sofa he's curled up on.

But why isn't the sofa enough for this guy named Chi Xingyi? Why has he climbed into Leng Xi's bed and pressed himself right up against him?!

*

Chi Xingyi thinks his new coworker is unbearably cute. When he gets angry, he glares with wide eyes. When his hair stands on end, a little pat on the head is all it takes to soothe him. He's soft and adorable, like a... cat?

Unfortunately, the other guy is a little slow on the uptake. Chi Xingyi sees him as a wife, while he wants to be Chi Xingyi's bro?

With no other choice, Chi Xingyi pulls out all the stops. Though he's from a wealthy family, he pretends to be poor so he can mooch meals and a place to stay, putting the principle of getting the girl next door into practice.

When the other guy gives him a concerned look, he grabs the little one's hand and presses it to his forehead, saying pitifully, "I'm so cold. Can I sleep with you tonight?"

Bonus scene:

Later, on the day Leng Xi agrees to be with Chi Xingyi, Chi Xingyi happily announces it to the whole world: [We're together.]

Childhood friend A: [Wait, haven't you two been living together for ages? You're only saying you're together now?]

Childhood friend B: [If there's no news, you don't have to report anything. Take him away. Next.]

Chi Xingyi: Blocked them, changed my ringtone to "I've Got a Wife," and put it on the big screen that I've got a wife.

A flirtatious, straight-laced kitty bottom who doesn't realize he's flirting * A self-deluding, scheming big-dog top who plays the fool to catch a tiger

Reader's guide:

1. Both are virgins, one-on-one. The bottom flirts without realizing it. The early chapters are like two people talking past each other; later, it's all about kidnapping his wife. The bottom remains in human form throughout.

2. Equal focus on the romance and plot. The plot serves the romance.

Advance title 2: My Archenemy Lost His Memory and Mistook Me for His Boyfriend. Please bookmark!

1.

Ever since they started school, Su Xu and Tan Yongzhu have been at each other's throats.

After all, one mountain can't hold two tigers, and Huaping University couldn't accommodate two stars at once.

Su Xu won the provincial fencing championship, so Tan Yongzhu led the school team to first place in the national college basketball tournament.

Su Xu took first prize in a national writing competition, so Tan Yongzhu won gold at the international mathematical modeling competition.

Su Xu was just named campus heartthrob when the girls across the school were already lining up on the campus confession wall to confess to Tan Yongzhu, the Person of the Year.

Su Xu: Fine. Whoever wants to be the campus star can have the job. I've had enough.

Looking at Tan Yongzhu, shining on the campus intranet, Su Xu rubbed his nose. Well, he had to admit it. The guy was really handsome.

2.

Then an accident happened, and Tan Yongzhu lost his memory. He insisted on pointing at the bewildered Su Xu and saying, "This is my boyfriend."

Su Xu: ???

Su Xu's little brain whirred. If he became Tan Yongzhu's boyfriend, wouldn't that be a pretty good deal?

Having such a handsome boyfriend would be a huge boost to his pride. He could also take advantage of Tan Yongzhu's amnesia to knock him down a peg.

But why was this boyfriend acting so strange?

After Su Xu finished hanging out with friends at a karaoke bar, he got petulant and told Tan Yongzhu to come pick him up.

Without a word, Tan Yongzhu drove over from a neighboring city to pick him and his friends up. Only when he arrived did he learn that Su Xu and the others had already gone back to campus.

Su Xu wanted to learn basketball, so Tan Yongzhu stayed up late with him, practicing layups again and again.

Once his enthusiasm faded, Su Xu didn't want to learn anymore. That's when he found out Tan Yongzhu had dropped out of the school basketball tournament just to teach him.

Su Xu wanted to be considered for the school's Outstanding Graduate award. There was only one spot, so he wheedled Tan Yongzhu sweetly: "Big Brother, give up the nomination and let me have the chance, okay?"

Tan Yongzhu stroked his cheek and smiled. "I wasn't planning to run anyway." He had long intended to give the honor to his vain little boyfriend.

3.

Su Xu happily accepted all the affection his boyfriend showered on him, never noticing that he was quietly walking into the big bad wolf's trap.

After graduation, Su Xu patted himself on the backside and went to tell his boyfriend, "Goodbye. Let's break up." Only then did he discover that his usually gentle and refined boyfriend could also turn violent with him.

Tan Yongzhu advanced step by step, backing him into a corner. "Say that again? What do you want to do with me?"

Su Xu looked in terror at the unfamiliar boyfriend before him and stammered, "I said, let's get married!"

A vain, narcissistic, high-maintenance bottom X an all-around top who spoils his wife

Theme: As long as you're alive, anything is possible