All-Around Little Star Goes Viral on a Parenting Show

Four-year-old Chi Pipi suddenly awakens and realizes she is living inside a female-lead entertainment-industry novel. The reason she is so dim-witted is that the other half of her spiritual consciousness went off to cultivate immortality.

In the book, her mother is set up as a cannon-fodder supporting character who serves as a foil. She is dogged by scandals and, after having a child, is forced to leave her girl group under the pressure of online ridicule. Her life becomes difficult, and in the end, she and Pipi both die.

Chi Pipi's two halves unite, and she vows to change both her and her mother's fate.

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Just then, Blueberry Entertainment's reality show I'm a Good Kid begins airing. To stir up more discussion, the production team invites Chi Ling to join.

On the show, the team asks the mothers and their children to work together to prepare a delicious meal.

The original female lead has never lifted a finger around the house, and her child is utterly spoiled. When the two work together, they serve up one disastrous dish after another.

Comments: Even a dog wouldn't eat that.

Pipi pushes her mother aside. "Mom, I know how to do this one."

The four-year-old little dumpling is still shorter than the stove, but she climbs onto a stool and expertly flips the wok and tosses the pan. After a flurry of action, she produces a table full of delicious food.

Pipi: Mom, I made it in a hurry, so just have a little taste.

Comments: Hurry up and put it straight in my mouth.

The show tests how well the mothers and daughters understand each other with a game of charades, where they have to guess idioms.

The prompt: A life of extravagance.

The original female lead takes one look and thinks, Isn't that my signature work?

The child: Unmatched in the world, sweeping away crime and evil, riding the wind and breaking the waves...

The original female lead: No, no...

Comments: Has she really acted in that many movies? The flower vase has no presence at all.

But when it is Chi Ling and Chi Pipi's turn, things couldn't be more different.

Pipi: I'm eating a cheese stick.

Chi Ling: Insatiable greed.

Pipi: I don't go to bed at night.

Chi Ling: Fearless.

When she sees the next prompt, Pipi suddenly falls silent.

Who knew Chi Ling would give the right answer too: Taciturn.

Director: How did their brain waves line up?

Comments: That actually works? Amazing, this mother and daughter.

The show gets more and more entertaining, and netizens ask the question on everyone's mind: Is there anything Pipi can't do?

Well, as it turns out, no.

This child knows astronomy above and geography below, understands the past and present, and is learned in both Chinese and Western subjects.

She's also the very model of filial piety: she gets up early to exercise with her mom, washes her feet at night, and massages her every day...

Later, when the original female lead trends online amid controversy over her parenting methods, Chi Ling and Chi Pipi become the breakout stars of the show.

Netizens: We're begging Chi Ling to bring her daughter back to the entertainment industry and share how she raised such an amazing kid.

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After sleeping for five years, Meng Zhao wakes from a long dream. In it, his wife and daughter are helpless and alone, enduring people's scorn and meeting tragic ends.

He jolts awake. How could he let his woman and daughter be left out in the world on their own?

He races against time, afraid that if he is even a step too late, all he'll find are their cold, lifeless bodies.

But when he finds them, they're happily vacationing in Hawaii.

His daughter sees him and looks surprised. "Master?"

Meng Zhao picks her up with one arm, glances at the woman beside them, whose face has gone deathly pale, and curls his lip. "Why are you calling me Master? Call me Dad!"

Chi Pipi: "What? The richest man in Huaguo is my dad?"

Upcoming Preorder 1: Going Viral on a Variety Show with My Scandal-Ridden Top-Tier Star Younger Brother

Blurb:

Liu Xinyu was born into a distinguished family, is exceptionally well-read, and is a clear-cut winner in life.

Her younger brother, Liu Huaijue, is a top-tier star whom netizens both love and hate, thanks to his impossibly handsome face and his foul temper that takes on the whole world.

One day, she discovers that she and her brother are living inside a book, where her brother is a cannon-fodder character who serves as a foil.

After appearing on a variety show with his fake older sister, acting like a diva, and refusing to follow the script, he gets attacked by the entire internet. His acting career plummets, and not long after, he dies of depression.

Meanwhile, the sibling pair who are the protagonists are adored by everyone online for their loving relationship and rise to the top.

Thinking of what will happen to her lively, energetic younger brother, Liu Xinyu, who only wants to keep a low profile and focus on her career: ...

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Top-tier star Liu Huaijue announces that he'll be appearing with his older sister on Dear Family, and the news sets the whole internet abuzz.

[I've never heard that he has a sister. Where did they hire her from?]

[Liu Huaijue has a bad temper and a sour face. His sister must be one of those sisters who lives to serve her younger brother.]

On the first day of filming, Liu Xinyu floats in wearing a flowing white dress, looking like an immortal.

Liu Huaijue is handsome in a suit, striding forward with his eyes fixed ahead.

Liu Xinyu suddenly turns around and knocks her brother on the head. "I told you to watch where you're going. You stepped on my dress."

Liu Huaijue, who usually looks down his nose at everyone, says nothing and obediently bends down to straighten his sister's hem.

Netizens look at their two similarly beautiful, breathtaking faces: There's no way they're not real siblings.

During a day of vlog filming, the protagonist siblings are constantly giving way to each other, all smiles and harmony, so polite they seem like roommates sharing a rental.

Seeing her brother still lazing in bed, Liu Xinyu doesn't say a word. She throws off his blanket, pulls open the curtains, switches on the speakers, and starts playing music, all in one smooth sequence.

Liu Huaijue tosses and turns, unable to fall back asleep. A tuft of hair springs up from the bed, and he lets out a helpless roar before obediently going to make breakfast.

Netizens: I've learned something. This is the right way to wake your younger brother.

Liu Huaijue's reputation makes a face-slapping comeback. Just when netizens think this is the most sheepish he'll ever be, he keeps surprising them:

#During the rural life experience, Liu Huaijue swings a hoe and works hard in the fields while his sister rests beneath a tree, fanning herself.

#During the 108-challenge challenge, Liu Huaijue, usually so high and mighty, looks at Liu Xinyu as she answers every question with ease and says, "We'll do whatever my sister says."

#At the wishing pool, he uses his precious wish on his sister: I wish my sister finds a good partner soon.

Netizens' sharp comment: Just marry off his sister and he can reverse his position at the bottom of the family hierarchy.

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#I think of you as my rival, but you want to be my brother-in-law

#What do I do when everyone in my family is highly intelligent except me?

#I'm in charge of being beautiful, and my sister is in charge of serving the country

Upcoming Preorder 2: The National Treasure Panda Goes Viral on a Kids' Variety Show with Princess Syndrome

Blurb

#Top-tier star Peng Chao announces the first season of Where Are We Going, Big Brother?

The news sends the whole internet into a frenzy.

[Who could put up with Peng Chao's bad temper? Won't the child cry and throw a fit to quit the show?]

[Is Peng Chao really not going to run off halfway through filming?]

[Can Peng Chao even memorize the variety show's script? What if his acting is so bad that he gives the game away?]

Everyone worries for the child who has to be paired with him: What kind of terrible luck did this kid have in a past life to deserve this?

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But after the show airs, everyone has to eat their words: Is this the legendary case of fighting magic with magic?

And, without meaning to, did they just expose a fake, too?

The production team takes the cast to visit a century-old restaurant, and the other guests all rave about how delicious the food is.

Yuanyuan takes one bite and spits it out. "These aren't Qingdao prawns. These aren't Rushan oysters. These aren't spring bamboo shoots..."

Peng Chao: "What kind of garbage are you feeding my baby? Did the production team get paid to promote this place?"

Later, the Food Hygiene and Safety Inspection Bureau discovers that the restaurant has been passing off inferior ingredients as quality food.

Netizens: Is this a walking gourmet? Does she have absolute taste?

They are assigned a place to stay. It's supposedly a five-star hotel, but Yuanyuan tosses and turns. "This bed is uncomfortable. I can't sleep."

Peng Chao, looking exhausted, can't sleep either. "Baby, this really is a dump. I've even got a rash on my skin!"

Not long after, the quality inspection bureau finds problems with the hotel's hygiene and orders it to suspend operations for rectification.

Netizens: We're hiring hotel reviewers. You're perfect for the job.

When it's time to take photos, Yuanyuan has very high standards for the pictures.

"Don't use lighting. Black and white are the truest colors in this world."

"No need for a beauty filter. The original picture is already beautiful."

"Don't use a filter. I'm cute as I am."

Peng Chao chimes in beside her: Baby, an artist as beautiful as me, who can stand up to the test of an unedited photo, is one of a kind.

Netizens: Hahaha, who are you taking a dig at? There are hardly any unedited photos online these days. You could be an online influencer who exposes fakes.

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Thanks to their remarkable dynamic, Peng Chao, who had been hated by the whole internet, clears his name on the variety show.

[Princess syndrome really is the cure for young master's syndrome!]

[Wouldn't the national professional anti-counterfeiting department consider hiring Yuanyuan? She's a walking fake-finding machine!]

Later, Yuanyuan really does start going around with Peng Chao to expose fakes, and their first stop is the entertainment industry.

Netizens across the internet also start calling Yuanyuan "Baby," just like Peng Chao.

A reporter asks Peng Chao, "Why is everyone calling Yuanyuan Baby?"

Peng Chao: "..."

She really is a baby. She's a national treasure, a giant panda, precious and rare! How else would she have developed this princess syndrome?

His father, who runs a zoo, had told him to take good care of Yuanyuan!

Upcoming Preorder 3: After Getting Hated by the Whole Internet and Leaving the Industry, I Go Viral Through Rental Income

Blurb:

Top investor Lu Zhirou wakes up one morning and finds herself transmigrated into a book, as the heiress of a wealthy family who shares her name.

The good news: She's the real heiress, and everything in the family belongs to her.

The bad news: The Lu family has gone bankrupt. She and her mother have only each other, their fortune is gone, and all they have left is a few dozen buildings.

From then on, she is supposed to keep losing the money from those dozens of buildings, anger her mother to death, bully the female lead who built herself up from nothing, and then commit suicide after the male lead takes revenge...

Lu Zhirou: Are they stupid? Both of those are good news.

A few dozen buildings aren't enough? Do they think I want to rule the world?

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She chooses to leave the entertainment industry to avoid the original female lead, sorts the buildings into categories, and rents them all out.

It's just that her dad didn't have much of an eye for investments. Why are his investments so numerous and scattered across so many sectors?

She rents a little house in an urban village to a homeless boy she finds by the roadside.

She rents a street-level shop at a low price to a nonprofit that rescues stray animals.

She rents a seaside villa to a group of 108th-tier nobodies who dream of becoming a boy band.

She rents a high-end office building to a struggling entrepreneur she immediately hits it off with, someone who shares her outlook.

She even rents out the attic of her own apartment to a down-and-out poet.

She has plenty of properties anyway. She can treat the low rent as a good deed!

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But she never expects that after leaving the entertainment industry, she'll become wildly popular and rich.

The little boy she took in turns out to be the runaway son of the richest man in the country, and she raised him into the top scorer on the college entrance exam. The richest man comes to thank her in person and gives her a check with no amount filled in.

The 38th-tier has-beens become top-tier stars overnight, all leave their former agencies, and call her their big sister, declaring that they'll only let her manage them.

The down-and-out poet is a great literary master who came out to experience life. Inspired by her, he writes a timeless masterpiece, wins the Nobel Prize, and openly calls her his muse...

The stray animal welfare organization goes viral. She is named one of Huaguo's People of the Year, recognized for moving the nation, and appears in newspapers and on television again and again.

And the entrepreneur she thought had failed turns out to be the female lead of the original book. She's now a financial tycoon, about to ring the bell on Wall Street next week, and has even listed Lu Zhirou as a founder in her investment prospectus...

When a reporter asks about it, Lu Zhirou says, "At first, I just wanted to give them a home. Who knew the entertainment industry was actually a whole planet?"

Completed novel in the same genre: Silly Little Kid, Viral on a Kids' Variety Show. A hilarious entertainment-industry adventure starring a silly beauty and her equally silly daughter.

Ongoing novel: From the Start, I Inherit an Entertainment Company [Book Transmigration]. I have a discerning eye, and every star I promote becomes a hit.

Upcoming novel in the same genre: After Getting Hated by the Whole Internet, Three Kids Carry Me to Stardom on a Kids' Variety Show. I lie flat as a mom with no effort, enjoying being carried to success by three adorable kids.

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