Going Wild on a Dating Show, Making a Billion!

[My new column, “Transmigrated as the Adorable Little One of a Terrifying Ancient God [Everyone’s Darling],” is now open. Please add it to your favorites.] Shen Yunmian transmigrated into a book and became the timid, sensitive biological young master, a cannon-fodder character. Not only was he useless, he also suffered from a mental illness and did baffling things every day that made people laugh at him. His parents, eldest brother, and older sister doted on him endlessly, granting his every wish. He had countless luxury cars and villas, yet the original owner got himself worked up over nothing and jumped off a building in front of a crowd. When Shen Yunmian first arrived, the entertainment industry's antis were asking every day whether Shen was dead yet. He waved a hand and replied considerately: So everyone missed me this much? Thanks for caring about me [bows] Antis: ? Who the hell misses you! * It wasn't until Shen Yunmian joined the dating show “Springtime Limited Edition” that he learned he'd married the powerful CEO of the Xie family, Xie Jinzhou, under a contract. Once the deal was done, Xie Jinzhou had promised him ten billion. Xie Jinzhou was a mysterious tycoon from a wealthy family in the book. He was handsome, worth hundreds of billions, and had held the top spot on domestic and international partner rankings for years. Shen Yunmian: Who could possibly turn down a handsome guy and money? Orz On the dating show... The production crew asked each group of guests to introduce themselves and get to know one another. The first few groups were all shy and awkward, but when it was Shen Yunmian's turn, the whole atmosphere changed. Shen Yunmian: Hubby~ Xie Jinzhou hummed in response and casually fed him a peeled grape, his movements gentle and indulgent. Shen Yunmian kissed Mr. Xie on the cheek: Hubby's the best~ #So lovey-dovey I can't watch# The production crew set an extreme sports challenge, asking the guest groups to climb a steep rock face. The first few groups struggled under the blazing sun and finally completed the task, while Shen Yunmian sat in the shade eating watermelon and flirting with Xie Jinzhou. Director: ? What are you doing? Shen Yunmian pulled out his medical records and wiped away nonexistent tears: Aww, I want to climb with Hubby too, but the doctor said strenuous exercise isn't suitable for my mental state... Xie Jinzhou sat quietly to one side, watching the director. Director: ...Daring to be angry, but not daring to say a word. The other groups: ...Thanks a lot, all of you! #How to use medical records properly# * Six months later, countless fans of the couple were banging their heads against walls and squealing over their love, shipping them day and night until they were practically on their deathbeds. [What kind of heavenly romance is this? I'm dying from shipping them!] [It'd be downright unreasonable if these two didn't get married, okay!] With the end of their contract drawing closer, Shen Yunmian was thrilled. But then he accidentally lost a variety-show challenge and had to make a phone call to deliver a specific line and see how the other person reacted. His heart was racing, but beneath the gaze of tens of thousands of viewers, he was forced to place the call. Shen Yunmian: I want to make us public. The other person's breathing seemed to stop for a moment. After a long while, Xie Jinzhou replied in an utterly doting tone, “All right.” The next second, the chairman of Xie Group announced their relationship on his personal Weibo account. Weibo crashed. Fans of the couple went wild! Shen Yunmian's hands were shaking: ... Weren't we married under a contract?! A steady, fiercely protective tycoon top x a beautiful, money-loving, uninhibited biological young master bottom [Reading guide: 1. The author is in a slump and is writing this story to let loose. 2. Both leads are pure and devoted to each other; one-on-one romance. 3. Lots of cannon fodder characters appear, so please don't think too hard while reading. 4. A sweet, satisfying story; the romance and plot are split 3:7. 5. The writing is amateurish, and the logic is nonexistent throughout.] Please add my upcoming novel, “I Became the Most Hated Male Servant in a Horror Game,” to your favorites. This is way too ridiculous. Qin Yunshang never would have imagined, even in death, that he would end up transmigrating into an NPC from a hit game: a universally hated male servant in a haunted mansion, destined to die a gruesome, bloody death. “Evil” was a horror game with light strategy elements that had taken the whole country by storm. Four young masters with very different styles lived in the mansion: the refined scum of a social elite eldest young master, a gloomy and obsessive second young master with a body modified through surgery, a gentle and aloof third young master who was a fake gentleman and everyone's idealized dream, and a spoiled, tyrannical fourth young master. Because of their handsome looks and commanding presence, they were hugely popular with players. Countless people played until they were battered and bruised, yet refused to give up. But the four highly popular young masters remained cold and aloof, never even giving the players a proper look. Qin Yunshang was one of them. After transmigrating into the role of a cannon-fodder male servant, he had to outwit the other servants in the mansion, help players trigger quests, and look after four deranged young masters. Even a donkey in a production team's field wouldn't be worked this hard. So Qin Yunshang gave up trying. When a coworker provoked him, he replied sarcastically: Sure, sure, you're the best. When a demanding player showed up, he stared at a bomb and said: Hehehe, let's all die together! When one of the unhinged young masters went off the rails, he whined: Go ahead and fire me if you've got the guts! Later, all the players' attention turned to this little servant. Damn, this NPC was ridiculously beautiful and adorable. Maybe they could settle for trying to romance Qin Yunshang instead... * On the day the little servant rose to number one in global character popularity, he mysteriously disappeared. More than a hundred million players searched everywhere but couldn't find a trace of him. The four young masters in the game had gone completely mad and become addicted to murder. The game's world fell apart, and it was taken offline. After returning to reality, Qin Yunshang had spent two carefree months enjoying himself. Then, at some unknown point, a man appeared beside his bed, his fingertips brushing the young man's snow-white skin with obsessive longing. His voice was chillingly dark: “You can't run away.” Behind him, the world crumbled and was rebuilt. Game or reality, who could tell the difference? All he wanted was for Qin Yunshang to stay by his side forever. He would become his most devoted believer, obeying his beloved's every command day and night. Theme: Making up for regrets and becoming a better version of yourself