Pretty Kitty Goes Viral on a Dating Show

Fluffy new project, "The Kitty Is Saving the World Again Today." Please add it to your collection~

Ruan Li is beautiful but unambitious, coasting through life in the entertainment industry.

One day, after an accident, paparazzi caught him in a scandalous photo with movie star Fu Chao.

In the photo, the tall, handsome man held the fair-skinned, beautiful young man protectively in his arms, their pose intimate.

The trending topics exploded in an instant.

Seeing an opportunity, Ruan Li's manager bundled him off to the phenomenon-level dating show Heartbeat, where Fu Chao was appearing.

As soon as Ruan Li joined the show, Fu Chao cornered him.

Fu Chao's expression was indifferent, his tone cold. "Stay away from me..."

Ruan Li: "Sure, sure. I'll keep my distance. Got it."

After that, whenever Fu Chao appeared in the living room, Ruan Li went to the dining room. They were in the same villa, but it was hard to get them in the same frame.

Fu Chao's solo fans rejoiced: [We told you they weren't close. Nobody from the D-list should try to leech off him!]

Until one day, Ruan Li accidentally let Fu Chao discover his biggest secret.

Ruan Li covered his cat ears with both hands. His snowy-white tail flicked helplessly, then curled around the man's arm with a slap.

Then he watched helplessly as large red patches bloomed across the man's cool, pale skin.

Fu Chao stared expressionlessly at the panicked kitten, lowering his long lashes to hide the emotions in his eyes.

"I'm allergic to cat fur."

"S-sorry!"

"Why don't you help me build up my tolerance?"

"???"

At first, the treatment was perfectly normal. Ruan Li would simply reveal his cat ears and tail somewhere private, then go over to Fu Chao and let him stroke his ears and rub his tail.

But gradually, things started to feel off.

Ruan Li hesitated. "Teacher Fu, isn't th-this a little too close?"

Fu Chao replied with a straight face, "How can I treat you if I don't get close?"

...But having his tail rubbed felt so strange.

Later, when all the guests appeared on camera together, Ruan Li deliberately sat as far from Fu Chao as possible, with several people between them.

The other guests tried to liven things up. "Haha, why does it feel like Xiao Li is a little afraid of Brother Fu?"

Ruan Li hurriedly protested, "I'm not afraid. We're just not close."

Not long after, while everyone was free to move around, Fu Chao cornered Ruan Li again.

"We're not close?"

"...Mmph!"

Ruan Li covered his mouth and pushed Fu Chao away. As soon as he turned around, he came face-to-face with the dark livestream camera.

The whole internet went into shock:

[Wow, and this is what you call not being close?]

[Reader's Guide]

1. Chat comments will appear. No celebrity fandom, no real-life inspirations, fictional setting, and all the worldbuilding is made up.

2. The cover model is commercially licensed and not exclusive.

3. Please read in harmony and respect other people's preferences. If the free chapters aren't to your taste, move on. This isn't a commissioned story, so I can't cater to everyone's preferences. Insulting me, the bottom, or the top won't do any good. I won't change it (

4. If you're reading pirated copies, have some self-respect and don't come comment. It's disgusting.

☆Blurb revised October 13, 2023☆

New project recommendation 1: "The Kitty Is Saving the World Again Today"

Jiang Ning is a golden-shaded cat who, by a twist of fate, turns into a human and sees the future.

The world will be destroyed by a human named Qi Lin. Cities will collapse, fires will rage for thousands of miles, and the planet will come within 0.01% of exploding.

For the sake of dried fish, Jiang Ning decides to save the world.

Plan A: Make Qi Lin change through the power of love.

Plan B: If that doesn't work, just kill him~

Jiang Ning turns back into a cat and stakes out the neighborhood. After meowing in his cutest voice for ages, Qi Lin finally takes him home.

Winning over a human is hard work. You have to act cute and be well-behaved, and keep him company. Jiang Ning is exhausted.

One day, while watching a horror movie with Qi Lin, Jiang Ning gets so scared that he accidentally turns into a human.

Qi Lin feels a weight in his arms. The fluffy kitten is gone, replaced by a naked young man with cat ears and a tail sitting on top of him. His body is fair and soft, and his beautiful face is full of confusion.

Qi Lin: "?"

I must have gotten up too fast. My housecat turned into a human.

Though, what a slim waist.

The change happens so suddenly that the soft cat ears twitch.

Realizing his plan is about to be exposed, Jiang Ning digs his nails into his thigh to force out some tears, then says pitifully, "I can explain. Actually, I'm here to..."

Before he can finish, the man chuckles. "Repay me for saving you?"

Jiang Ning: "Yes, yes, exactly."

Qi Lin: "Are you an adult?"

Jiang Ning: "?"

*

After his identity is exposed, Jiang Ning's life doesn't change much. They just kiss, hug, and cuddle far more often than before, whether he's a cat or a human.

Unable to take it anymore, Jiang Ning decides to put Plan B into action.

After trying 98 assassination methods, all of which fail, he chooses the 99th, the one with the highest chance of success, on Qi Lin's birthday.

Jiang Ning puts on a black-and-white lace maid outfit, deliberately hikes up his billowy skirt to show off his long, pale legs, and sits on Qi Lin's lap.

"Happy birthday, Master." He leans down with a smile, pretending to offer a kiss. One hand quietly reaches for the fruit knife hidden beneath the pillow. "Do you... like your present?"

The next second, his wrist goes numb. By the time he realizes what's happening, he's pinned to the bed, caught red-handed with the knife.

"Like it? How could I not?" Qi Lin chuckles. As the young man watches him without expression, he uses the knife to cut open the thin fabric. "But next time you try to kill me, you can wear even less."

Jiang Ning: "..."

This is so annoying! How can one measly human be so hard to kill? (▼ヘ▼#)

New project recommendation 2: "After Cultivating the Heartless Path, My Heart Demon Took Me"

Rong Heng transmigrates into an old-school Green River novel that's mostly locked behind a paywall.

When he opens his eyes, his disciple is standing guard by the bed, eyeing him like a predator. His senior brother, the sect leader, is frowning as he tries to feed him medicine, while the Demon Venerable shouts about coming in to nurse him as he dismantles the protective formation around the mountain.

Rong Heng: ...

A three-on-one? Wow.

Rong Heng doesn't want to be surrounded by so many handsome men. He coldly grabs his life-bound sword and drives the noisy men out.

Once he recovers, Rong Heng decides to cultivate the Heartless Path.

If anyone asks, he'll say it's because his heart embraces all living things with boundless love. If they ask again, he'll say that practicing swordsmanship beats dating. They can keep that kind of good fortune for themselves.

The more Rong Heng practices, the more he becomes a sword cultivator. He polishes his sword with high-grade spirit stones and decorates its scabbard with precious spiritual treasures. He often holds his life-bound sword and mutters to it, wondering if he should just spend the rest of his life alone with his sword.

When nobody's around, he even secretly calls the sword his wife.

One night.

After practicing his swordsmanship, Rong Heng hugs his life-bound sword as usual. A dark shadow suddenly rises from the blade.

A man who looks exactly like him appears before him, picks him up in his arms, and tosses him onto the bed.

"My love, how heartless of you. You say you love me, yet you left me in that sword for so long."

The locked chapters suddenly flood into Rong Heng's mind.

The life-bound sword he kisses, hugs, and treats like his wife every day has his heart demon sealed inside: a ruthless, obsessive being with an incurable affliction that can't be removed.

Rong Heng: ???

So he'd been confessing his love to his heart demon all this time?!

Those locked chapters are a menace!

Give me back my pure and innocent wife-sword!

★Sharp-tongued beauty sword cultivator bottom x obsessive mad-dog heart demon top★

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