After I Made Them Suffer, They Got a Forum

[Seeking favorites for the upcoming second-person story, “After Treating 5t5 as a Substitute.” Scroll down to see the blurb!!] [School’s keeping me busy, so updates will be irregular for now qaq] Asahina Kazuki was known by her readers as the most powerful angst merchant in history. While watching Jujutsu Kaisen, she drew a fan comic about 5t5’s daughter repeatedly killing herself to travel back in time and save everyone, yet being unable to change the ending in which her dear old dad died. When drawing Detective Conan, she made a comic about 5-4=0: Zero’s daughter kept traveling back in time at the cost of her own death, trying to save the police officers and free her dear old dad from his daily nightmares. Asahina Kazuki had a wonderful time dishing out angst, until one day, she transmigrated into the protagonist of her own comic. And every character she had saved in her stories received a Forum System. They looked at the familiar girl before them, then at the comics and comment threads that had inexplicably appeared in their minds. [Waaah, I’m crying so hard. 5t5, can’t you pull yourself out of the Prison Realm for once? My precious Kazuki can’t go back in time anymore! If she kills herself one more time, she’ll never wake up again!!!] [Zero, get it together!! Don’t suspect that little Kazuki is some scheme by the Black Organization! How do you think your friends are still alive after going through one life-or-death crisis after another?!] Kazuki watched the emotion meter shoot up to full and was completely baffled. What was wrong with these people? How had they come up with all this angst on their own??? Her teacher, whose left eye was wrapped in bandages, said, “Maybe all of this really did happen once.” * After completing her mission, Asahina Kazuki thought she could return to a peaceful life. Until one day, at her childhood friend’s birthday party, she spotted the familiar eternally elementary-school-aged boy. A sorcerer exorcised the cursed spirit that appeared at the party, while a brown-haired, hawk-eyed boss chatted amiably with her childhood friend’s father. Asahina Kazuki’s vision went black. I can’t stay in this world anymore!!! Tip: * The OOC is so extreme that even jjxx the old thief zwkfk would look at it and exclaim, “What on earth are you writing?” * This is an elementary-schooler’s Mary Sue story that you absolutely must not read with your brain switched on!!! * The author’s style is bizarre and chaotic. * The CP appears in the bonus chapters! * Blurb screenshot dated 2022.6.19. Upcoming story: “After Treating 5t5 as a Substitute” Blurb: #Double substitutes, mutual substitutes. # Hello, everyone. I’m Tianyu Shihui Jian. I used to have two secret identities: one was a Nichirin Blade that had gained a spirit, and the other was a Kirin of the Kingdom of Yan. In the eyes of the court officials, they were my harem. The white-haired, blue-eyed King Jing of neighboring Kingdom of Qing, whom I had a crush on, even rejected my confession because of them, becoming the unattainable love of my life. After I transmigrated, both secret identities turned into Special Grade Cursed Spirits, catching me completely off guard. But this isn’t the time to talk about my secret identities. What am I doing now? Thanks for asking. I’m being spectacularly hunted down by the strongest sorcerer in the jujutsu world :) It’s just that… Help, why does this guy look so much like the love of my life, the one I could never have??? Then, even though we had only just met, this strongest sorcerer confessed to me, saying it was love at first sight. Me: ? This kind of good fortune actually exists? * Later, I found a faceless portrait hidden under 5t5’s bed. The person in the painting had the same blond hair and blue eyes as me, and her figure was about seventy percent similar to mine. Shoko-sensei said that this was the person 5t5 had secretly loved since his days at Jujutsu High. He dreamed about her every night and searched for her everywhere, day after day. I slowly typed out a question mark. # I sat bolt upright on my deathbed: turns out I was my own substitute. # Until one day, 5t5 cornered me against the wall. His eyes red, he was so furious he was practically splitting apart as he asked, “Were you treating me as a substitute for that man?” “I saw your memories! That man looks exactly like me!!!” I calmly admitted it, then slapped the portrait against the strongest sorcerer’s face. “Now we’re even.” And then Thank you, everyone. We broke up. Thank you, everyone. We got back together. As for why… …It was simply that the strongest sorcerer suddenly awakened memories of his past life. Tips: * The author’s style is bizarre, and the main story is written in third person. * From the start, both leads are jerks. They both treat the other as a substitute, and both are treated as substitutes in return. * The heroine and her secret identities are one soul in multiple bodies. * The main plot crosses over Jujutsu Kaisen, Bungo Stray Dogs, and The Prince of Tennis. The secret identity concepts come from Demon Slayer and The Twelve Kingdoms. * Blurb finalized on 2021.10.4, screenshot as proof. Core theme: Family bonds can overcome any hardship.