Me in the Real World Don't Fit In With the Paper Characters

[The main story is complete! Extras coming next! Come on in, folks, and tear into me!]

Qingque was a perfectly respectable young adult in the real world. She'd never watched anime, but after a friend talked her into clicking on a ranking of shonen anime from some little video site, she transmigrated.

Looking at all the paper-thin characters around her, Qingque could only manage a: ?

Wait, why are your skirts defying gravity? Why are your clothes dry the instant you climb out of a river? Do clothes really move on their own without a breeze? And that jacket never falling off isn't because it's sewn on, is it? And is it really okay that characters from different anime have completely different art styles?

Why! As someone from the real world, why don't I fit in with you paper people at all!

After transmigrating, Qingque didn't want to work, so she fell back on her old trade: writing novels.

When a certain bandage-wrapped ball of dark sludge asked, "Aque~ I finished writing my review~"

A certain gravity manipulator asked, "Teacher, am I really human?"

A certain former assassin, now a writer, asked, "Teacher, what do you think of my latest piece?"

A certain top detective declared, "I'm Little Que's best friend!"

Qingque: "...Mm, pretty good."

Never mind where that certain calico cat went. The feather duster in Qingque's hand was already itching for action.

Qingque: "The optimal solution? Hmm? Exploiting a minor?"

A certain leader surnamed Mori broke into a cold sweat, staring at the window as if ready to jump out and escape.

At first, people praised her as a vulgar genius. Later, they understood that even calling her a genius was an insult.

[The heroine grows over the course of the story. She's a little too gentle at first, but becomes much more forceful later.

There are fictional stories within the story, and the writing is just okay!

Mori is a real scumbag, so he gets overthrown.

The main story has a happy ending, no angst! None!!

Characters appear slowly, and there are lots of original headcanons.]

Pre-registration for the second daughter's story, "Bad-End Comments Delivered..."

Liuniao transmigrates into the currently airing "City Talk: Supernatural Powers x Curses" and becomes an anime character.

System: See the viewers posting these comments?

Liuniao: I see them.

System: Kill them.

Liuniao: Huh?

So, in order to get home, Liuniao starts down the path of bad endings and never turns back!

Liuniao: What? The King of Sheep thinks he can steal my betrayed-and-abandoned storyline? Watch me pull off a move that gets everyone to misunderstand me! Hahaha!

A certain King of Sheep: "...Liuniao, did you ever really think of me as family?"

Comments: Waaah, stop making us suffer! Stop it! Hurry and save Liuniao! It's all a misunderstanding, Liuniao, explain yourself!

Liuniao: Damn it, how dare a mere bandage-wasting device steal my tragic storyline? I'll bring your best friend back to life, and then no one will be more miserable than me!

A certain bandage-wasting device: "You're a monster who doesn't even have normal human emotions. Why don't you just get lost?"

Comments: This poor kid's going to be traumatized! Liuniao is clearly the sweetest, kindest kid ever!

And the black-and-white-haired pair from a certain technical college also get dragged into Liuniao's pit of tragedy!

Comments: Waaah!!! People die when they're hurt! Liuniao, aaaaaah!!

At last, after eighty-one trials and tribulations, Liuniao, the wholesale dealer in tragedy, finally gets her bad ending!

Liuniao: Yay!!!

Then, on the second day after Liuniao gets home, she runs into acquaintances from the anime who had bad endings.

Liuniao: "...W-will I even live to see tomorrow's sun?"

Everyone: "What do you think?"

The story has mountains of original headcanons. The CP will develop naturally.

Tragedy for tragedy's sake, with melodramatic romantic rivalries and a good old crematorium-style love reckoning.

The heroine is a complete troublemaker who most loves watching the viewers cry and wail as they see characters get hurt. She's a skilled actor and a wholesale dealer in tragedy.

The tragedy won't start right away. The plot has a transition period, but the sweetness in the early story is all setup for later heartbreak.

Readers are welcome to raise logical questions in good faith. The setting is generally based on original headcanons.

Theme: Never give up when facing difficulties, and stay firmly committed to loving life.