#Double stand-ins, mutual stand-ins.#
Hello, everyone. I’m Tianyu Shihui Jian.
I once had two secret identities: one was a sentient Nichirin Blade, and the other was the qilin of the Kingdom of Yan.
In the eyes of the civil and military officials, they were my harem.
The white-haired, blue-eyed Prince Jing from the neighboring Kingdom of Qing, whom I had a crush on, even turned down my confession because of them. He became the unattainable ideal I could never have.
After I transmigrated, both secret identities turned into Special Grade cursed spirits, catching me completely off guard.
But this isn’t the time to talk about my secret identities.
What am I doing right now?
Thanks for asking. I’m being relentlessly hunted by the strongest sorcerer in the jujutsu world. :)
It’s just...
Help! Why does this guy look so much like the unattainable ideal I had a crush on back then?!
Then, even though this strongest sorcerer and I had only just met, he confessed to me, claiming it was love at first sight.
Me: ? This kind of thing actually happens?
*
Later, I found a faceless portrait hidden under 5t5’s bed.
The person in the painting had the same blond hair and blue eyes as me, and her figure looked about seventy percent like mine.
Teacher Shoko said this was someone 5t5 had been secretly in love with since his days at Jujutsu High. He dreamed of this young woman every night and searched for her every day.
I slowly typed out a question mark.
#I jolted upright on my deathbed: I’m my own stand-in.#
Until one day, 5t5 cornered me against a wall and demanded, his eyes red with rage, “Were you treating me as a stand-in for that man?!”
“I saw your memories! That person looks exactly like me!!!”
I calmly admitted it, then slapped the portrait against the strongest sorcerer’s face. “Now we’re even.”
And then...
Thanks, everyone. We broke up.
Thanks, everyone. We got back together.
As for why...
...It was simply because the strongest sorcerer suddenly awakened memories of his past life.
Tips:
*The author’s writing style is strange. The main story is in third person.
*The male and female leads are both awful from the start. Each treats the other as a stand-in, and each is also treated as a stand-in by the other.
*The female lead and her secret identities are multiple bodies sharing one soul.
*The main story is a crossover of Jujutsu Kaisen, Bungo Stray Dogs, and The Prince of Tennis. The secret identities are based on Demon Slayer and The Twelve Kingdoms.
*The blurb was finalized on 2021.10.4, and I have a screenshot to prove it.
Theme: Believe in each other.
