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Synopsis
After waking up from a car accident, Jing Li had no idea his life was being livestreamed around the clock. He suspected his brothers were keeping tabs on him, and before long, he found a camera in his hospital room!
His brothers: “The hospital installed it so you wouldn't skip out on the bill.”
Jing Li: So that's what it was! I'm such an ungrateful jerk for suspecting my brothers!
Livestream viewers: His brothers' mouths are full of lies!
After being discharged and returning home, Jing Li cooked a meal himself. His brothers told him to eat first.
Jing Li: I'm so touched! My brothers really do spoil me! I'm obviously the family's favorite!
Livestream viewers: Wake up, you gullible fool! They're afraid you poisoned the food!
The survival reality show Extreme Escape was recruiting contestants. Only by winning the prize money could they pay off their debts and change the family's fate. As the family's beloved youngest and only normal one, Jing Li entered with his three brothers!
Jing Li found a rope in his eldest brother's suitcase. “Big Brother, don't do anything rash. Hanging yourself hurts!”
Jing Chong: You idiot, what if it's meant to hang you?
Viewers: I'm dying. This fool dares to call himself the family's favorite? Is this their idea of spoiling him, trying to kill him together? Let's see how long you last!
After finding a contract, Jing Li earnestly tried to persuade his second brother. “Second Brother, switch companies! Noah Entertainment is rotten to the core. It'll get shut down sooner or later!”
Jing Feng, the CEO of the rotten entertainment company: “...You're right, little brother. I'll listen to you.”
Comments: I almost feel bad for the clueless kid. Noah's CEO is Jing Feng, his own second brother.
One night, Jing Li took a scalpel from beneath his third brother's pillow. “Oh no, what kind of normal person keeps a knife under their pillow while they sleep? Third Brother is so careless. I'm really worried about him!”
Jing Yi: Damn it, who could bring themselves to kill you now? You're the careless one!
Viewers: Seriously, these three brothers could probably poke Jing Li full of holes if you combined their brainpower. The kid may be clueless, but he's so beautiful and tragic that you can't help but adore him. Anyone else get it?
Later:
Jing Li woke up in the middle of the night and saw his dorm roommate holding rat poison, looking gloomy and withdrawn. He sprang up and snatched it away. “The world is so beautiful! Don't do anything rash!”
Roommate: “...” Is he trying to make me feel guilty and stop me from going through with it by repaying my kindness with kindness?
Viewers: What favorite? It's all fake! You're such a tragic little brother! (Foaming at the mouth) (Shaking him by the shoulders)
After the livestreamed variety show ended, Jing Li discovered that his eldest brother, whom he'd thought was mentally ill, wore a military uniform; people at the heartless entertainment company respectfully called his second brother President Jing; and his third brother wore a white coat and wielded a scalpel with breathtaking skill.
Jing Li: So I'm the real clown!
(Don't worry, everyone, there's no angst! It's an unconventional healing story with a happy ending.)
Note: The setting is entirely fictional. Please don't compare it to real life.
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After Going on a Parenting Variety Show with a Jinx-Tongued Kid will be out in a few days. If you're interested, please add it to your reading list. Check my author page for details!
Synopsis:
Qin Ying transmigrates into the mother of a universally disliked, jinx-tongued child and takes him on a parenting variety show. At the start of the show, a sharp-tongued top-tier star picks on the kid. “I heard you're an unlucky little crow...”
Yu: “Uncle, I read your fortune. You're going to be struck by lightning. The fee for laying your soul to rest is one million. Send the money.”
Zhou Zhao scolds him angrily: “You can't believe in superstitious nonsense!”
Boom! A bolt of lightning strikes Zhou Zhao.
Qin Ying: “...Wow.”
Zhou Zhao spasms and reaches toward the child. “S-save me!”
Yu: “The price went up. Two million.”
During the livestream, Yu runs up to the head director, his voice ringing across the studio. “Your forehead looks dark. Uncle, you're going to spend the rest of your life in prison!”
Qin Ying takes out her phone and immediately calls the police.
Before the call even connects, the police rush into the livestream set and arrest the head director on the spot.
Huo Yu turns to a singer laughing loudly. “Don't laugh yet. You're the first guest on the prison variety show. You're in real trouble, and your final destination is behind bars.”
The parenting show films at a mountain villa.
Yu frowns. “Run! Dancing on someone's grave will bring retribution.”
Qin Ying scoops him up and sprints away at full speed.
The production crew has barely left when the villa collapses, revealing several skeletons.
During a livestream call-in, a wealthy man asks for a reading and puts on a show of riding a horse.
Yu: “You're an ungrateful, treacherous wretch. Don't bother getting your fortune read. Just wait to die.”
The rich man snaps, “You little brat, just you wait! I'll get you blacklisted!”
Qin Ying reveals the man's true identity and shouts, “Who do you think you are?”
The next day, the rich man dies suddenly at home. Gossip sites speculate that his attempt to bind a spirit backfired.
The child's biological father, Huo Xiao, a powerful tycoon, makes a surprise appearance on the show. Yu pouts. “Daddy, you and I are going to suffer a bloody disaster in a minute.”
A moment earlier, Huo Xiao had plastered a talisman onto the kid's forehead with a fake smile. “Good prediction, kid. Next time, keep it to yourself.”
The next moment, a construction frame collapses onto them, and Qin Ying splashes a basin of blood over them.
Netizens: Is this the legendary jinx-tongued kid who spares no one? Your own father, strangers, even yourself: you curse everyone equally?
Later:
After being struck by lightning, the top-tier star is exposed for a scandalous private life and for secretly contacting fans to scam them. He is driven mad by countless ghost fetuses.
The head director is exposed for numerous criminal activities in the entertainment industry.
The mountain villa turns out to have been a murder scene.
The rich man turns out to be a gold-digging son-in-law who made his fortune by buying his wife an outrageously expensive insurance policy.
Netizens: How is this a jinx-tongued kid? Yu's little mouth is practically coated in honey!
Qin Ying: Finally, someone with good taste! My kid is amazing!
On the Ghost Festival, the gates of hell swing wide. The brat goes from a little menace to a child of boundless virtue, and tens of thousands of ghost soldiers kneel before Huo Yu.
Yu throws himself into Qin Ying's arms. “Mom, I'm just a baby! I don't want to go with them!”
His biological father, Huo Xiao: “A baby who's tens of thousands of years old?”
Qin Ying to Huo Xiao: “Mind your own business when it comes to my kid!”
To the child: “My adorable baby!”
A universally disliked jinx-tongued kid x a mom who goes feral protecting her child. Also known as Even If the Whole World Thinks You're an Unlucky Jinx, Mom Will Always Love You.
A supernatural child; the child is the heroine's biological son. The heroine is the original body's owner, who has returned to her own body and has lost her memories.
Theme: Pursue the light and never give up.
Ah, this ending is weird. I can't explain it, but it's just weird.
The brain circuit is very strange, hahahaha
Wow wow wow, I really like this short story, it feels like a long article condensed. Who wouldn't love Xiao Li like this! Just like a little sun
My brother is really good. If it had been anyone else, he would have collapsed.
You selfish guy, if your brother saves you, you have to be grateful (smile:))
Even if my brother doesn't save you, it's still your fate.
Of course you all treated your brother as medicine and returned it, haha
Good guy ended so suddenly
Super pretty! ! ! !
Wuwuwuwu Xiaoli ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, hug me, I feel so sorry for my baby QAQ
Ha? Why? My brother is also a human being and is not for your medicine. Get out of here, is your brother your father? Why should I take care of you, a selfish guy, as a matter of course? Idiot (angry?)
Xiao Li is so kind. Who wouldn't feel bad for having such a little brother?
Ah, this ending is weird. I can't explain it, but it's just weird.
The brain circuit is very strange, hahahaha
Wow wow wow, I really like this short story, it feels like a long article condensed. Who wouldn't love Xiao Li like this! Just like a little sun
My brother is really good. If it had been anyone else, he would have collapsed.
You selfish guy, if your brother saves you, you have to be grateful (smile:)) Even if my brother doesn't save you, it's still your fate. Of course you all treated your brother as medicine and returned it, haha
Good guy ended so suddenly
Super pretty! ! ! !
Wuwuwuwu Xiaoli ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, hug me, I feel so sorry for my baby QAQ
Ha? Why? My brother is also a human being and is not for your medicine. Get out of here, is your brother your father? Why should I take care of you, a selfish guy, as a matter of course? Idiot (angry?)
Xiao Li is so kind. Who wouldn't feel bad for having such a little brother?