I Just Want to Turn In My Teammates on a Survival Show

During a talent competition, Yan Chen discovered that his three roommates weren't human. He decided to hand all of them over to the authorities. To keep an eye on them before turning them in, he first had to become their friend, so... First stage evaluation: The mentor asked Yan Chen, who couldn't sing or dance to save his life: "There are seven classes, A through G. Which one do you think you'll get into?" Yan Chen looked at his roommates and answered confidently: "Why ask? They're in A, so of course I'll be in A too!" The mentor sneered: "Being handsome doesn't mean you can dream big. Get into F, kid!" Yan Chen: "?" His first step had already failed? That made no sense! Audience: [Aw, this white-haired kid is pretty clingy.] Theme song evaluation: Yan Chen rose from F to the top of A, shocking everyone. Mentor: "What made you work so hard in such a short time?" Yan Chen clenched his fist: "I can't bear to be separated from them! Those three third-class meritorious criminals are waiting to be handed over. If I don't keep an eye on them myself and they escape, I won't even have a coffin to cry in!" Audience: "What a moving brotherly bond! I'm shipping them! Big shot brothers, please look at your little white-haired brother. He really does like you!" At first, Yan Chen's three roommates thought: Roommate 1, Han Xu: Did he escape from a psychiatric hospital? Roommate 2, Su Xuan: Who signed the papers letting him out? Roommate 3, Lin Zechuan: ...He's seriously ill. Later: Lin Zechuan: "It's normal for young people to have a few quirks." Su Xuan: "Huh? It's Yan Chen? Then never mind." Han Xu: "What? My little brother Yan Chen did something wrong? Impossible, absolutely impossible!" On the night of their debut as a group, Yan Chen finally managed to contact his superiors after securing one of the debut spots. He pointed at his three roommates and fellow group members: "They're the ones I want to hand over to the state!" His teammates: ? "Fine, fine, fine! We poured our hearts out to you as your big brothers, and you turn around and rip our hearts out? All you want is to hand us over? Then what did all those wonderful times we spent together mean?" Yan Chen: "They meant... seaweed?" Seeing the three big shots Yan Chen had turned in, He Zhiyu was completely stunned: "!" Yan Chen, you absolute menace! Why do you keep picking fights with people tougher than you? And three of them at once?! He'd known it. How could a vampire who stowed away across the ocean hanging off an airplane possibly have any brains? He should have deported him when he had the chance! Content warnings: 1. The protagonist is a vampire. After climbing out of his coffin, everything he knows about the outside world comes from a phone he used for only a few days, and he is terrifyingly confident. 2. Based on his understanding, the protagonist firmly believes that handing over nonhuman creatures so they can be recruited and placed under supervision is the only way to put them on the right path and keep them from harming humans, rather than having them exterminated. Upcoming story 1: "I Was Mistaken for a Big Shot by Everyone After Entering a Comic" Synopsis: After dying on a mission, Song Ze opened his eyes to find himself inside the comic "The Villains Must Die." He was also bound to a "Background Character" System, which required him to pass through the world of the villain group in order to escape the comic and be reborn. On a stormy night, hoping to run into the villains, Song Ze went out to throw away the trash and stumbled across them burying the protagonist. Song Ze: "...I really am just passing by." Hoping to run into the villains at a cruise ship banquet, Song Ze got a temporary job as a waiter and saw the villains throwing the protagonist into the sea. Song Ze: "...Hi, what a coincidence." The comic's readers were shocked to realize that this character named Song Ze was no ordinary guy! What normal person would drive several kilometers from home to throw out the trash at three in the morning in a rainstorm, carrying a black umbrella and wearing a mask? And how could he so easily show up in a villain's luxurious presidential suite? After rescuing the protagonist several times, the protagonist saw him as a beacon of light, yet he treated the protagonist coldly. Even more terrifying, the villains saw him as a thorn in their side, but he remained completely unruffled. After analyzing everything, the comic's fans had a revelation: "Song Ze must be the mastermind controlling everything from behind the scenes. He's chaotic evil, always showing up at just the right moment. Whether it's the protagonist or the villains, they're all pawns he uses to maintain the balance. He makes the protagonist and villains fight to the death while he reaps the rewards!" After completing his background character mission, Song Ze returned to his own world and opened the comic again. Song Ze: "?" I'm a big shot? Content warning: 1. A story where everyone overestimates the protagonist's abilities. Upcoming story 2: "I'm Really Not a Tyrant" Synopsis: The socially anxious tech geek Xiao Ling was struck by lightning and turned into a prince of the Northern Xia Kingdom. The good news: He ascended the throne. A prince became the emperor, the supreme ruler. The bad news: On the day of his coronation, the Northern Xia Imperial Astrologer prophesied, "The one who will destroy Northern Xia is the tyrant Xiao Ling. Everyone may kill him to appease Heaven's wrath and the people's fury, and Northern Xia will be saved." Then he smashed his head against a pillar and died. Strange signs appeared in the sky, and the setting sun turned blood red. From then on, rumors spread and assassination attempts never stopped. To make matters worse, he was forced to bind himself to the "Wise Ruler System," which demanded that he defy fate and transform from a tyrant into a wise ruler revered by all throughout history. If he disobeyed the System, he would endure the agony of being cut a thousand times day and night, with no escape. Enemies pressed in from all sides. It was a disastrous start. Xiao Ling's reaction? This is terrifying! He wanted to go home! So Xiao Ling humored the System while figuring out how to get home. Step one: For his own safety, Xiao Ling stayed in his bedchamber, set traps, gathered weapons to practice with, and exercised to get stronger and avoid assassination. Step two: To find the rules of time travel in the movements of the sun, moon, and stars, he ordered the collection of books on astronomy, emptied the Imperial Observatory's library, and summoned the new Imperial Astrologer for questioning. Step three: He ordered meteorites and all sorts of artifacts from beyond the heavens to be brought into the palace. He extracted the materials he needed and, when the refining went wrong, avoided waste by sending everything to the army barracks. Step three: He called for experts and talented people from across the land to secretly build a time machine... But then... The emperor never attended court. When the prime minister failed to kneel outside the hall, the emperor nearly shot him with a bow and arrow, leaving the officials terrified for their lives. The new Imperial Astrologer was left guarding an empty observatory. The emperor had tricked him into believing in astrological warnings, and he feared being implicated in the previous astrologer's words about "killing the tyrant." He was anxious and miserable all day long. The Grand Tutor hadn't even begun to admonish the emperor when he saw him holding a bloodstained sword, killing intent flashing in his scarlet eyes. The terrified old tutor retired to his hometown, saying, "I have nothing left to teach Your Majesty. Please allow this old minister to return home." When they heard that the imperial guards had received many unfamiliar weapons and firearms, the generals trembled. "His Majesty must be warning us not to harbor disloyal thoughts!" An enemy spy who had just entered Northern Xia and was mistaken for an alchemist and brought into the palace was terrified. "The tyrant has eyes and ears everywhere and can do anything. Truly terrifying!" Xiao Ling happened to hear people say that he really was the very image of a tyrant. Xiao Ling: "?" Had he become a tyrant who was ruthless to secure his throne, schemed deeply to eliminate his rivals, and used both kindness and force to control everything?! He only wanted to go home! Content warnings: 1. A story where everyone overestimates the protagonist's abilities. From beginning to end, everyone sees the protagonist as a "tyrant" who inspires terror wherever he goes. 2. Please add it to your favorites. I'm on my knees! Theme: Hard work brings rewards.