The Emperor's Beloved Northeastern Concubine [Book Transmigration]

Pre-release: There Is No Love in a Swordsman's Heart. Blurb at the end! Ye Yang, a straight Northeastern guy, transmigrates into a palace-intrigue novel as one of the emperor's consorts and gets bound to a System that lets him see the main characters' affection levels. If the emperor's affection gets too high, he'll fall in love with Ye Yang. If it gets too low, he'll kill him. To protect his life and his chastity, Ye Yang grits his teeth and puts on an act, repeatedly switching between playing a rough Northeastern man and the most beautiful person in the imperial harem. But things keep going more and more wrong. At first, his actions made the damn emperor's affection drop. Now they make it shoot up. With the affection level almost maxed out, Ye Yang panics. He wears gold chains and raises a sable, making all the consorts pick up his accent. Feng Luan's affection: +1. He has a snowball fight and pins the damn emperor into a snowdrift. They both catch colds. Feng Luan's affection: +10. His sable comes up with a renovation plan for Feng Luan's imperial study costing tens of thousands of taels of silver. The study is left a complete wreck, an absolute disaster. Feng Luan's affection: +100. What is going on?! Are they going to let me be a straight man or not? And the longer Ye Yang manages to stay alive, the more he feels that the damn emperor isn't quite what he thought. The bones and blood of countless corpses pave the road beneath his feet, yet behind him lie a prosperous empire and a flourishing age, with all nations paying tribute. Years later, he helps Ye Yang climb a tower and gaze into the distance. In the capital, they see countless lights shining in the night, a city of splendid prosperity. Feng Luan speaks softly into his ear. "My beloved consort, look." "This is our empire." [How to Enjoy This Story] Ding! An imperial bulletin! This story will enter paid serialization on Friday, August 21. Coming up with ideas for a goofy story isn't easy, so I hope all my lovely readers will support the official release. Love you all, mwah~ 1. Content warning: Men can marry men in this world. The gong is an outwardly aloof and composed emperor, strong yet tragic; the shou is a sunny, kind-hearted guy forced to act after transmigrating into a book. At the beginning, the gong has other consorts in his harem, but he has never slept with any of them. 2. The title tells you it's a goofy story. It's pure comedy, and the comedy comes first. Laughing is all you need; the plot is secondary. This is a completely fictional setting, so don't overthink it or nitpick the details. Don't come looking for intelligence or logic in a silly comedy. Dropping the story doesn't mean you've withdrawn your support, and you don't have to tell me everything. ↓↓↓ Completed and ready to read ↓↓↓ The Martial World Is Full of Experts ↓↓↓ Next goofy historical BL story ↓↓↓ There Is No Love in a Swordsman's Heart 1. Jiang Su transmigrates into a book. He becomes the protagonist of a certain smutty harem novel, the most beautiful man in the martial world. His looks attract covetous attention, and he eventually suffers abuse at the hands of several people, leaving him disgraced and ruined. To avoid repeating that fate, Jiang Su trains hard in swordsmanship. But just after becoming the greatest swordsman among the righteous sects, he suddenly discovers that if he's still single when the original story ends, he'll return to reality. Jiang Su: "..." He worked hard to become the greatest swordsman. Why should he have to give it up? He doesn't want to return to reality. He needs a partner. 2. Jiang Su originally thought that, as the protagonist adored by everyone, finding a partner would be easy. And he does have plenty of admirers, including... His senior fellow disciple, the sect leader, straightens his clothes: Junior brother, once you have a family... Jiang Su: That won't happen. His senior brother looks delighted. Jiang Su: They'll only slow down my sword. The martial arts alliance leader invites him for a drink and cautiously asks: Su'er, if you drank the Forget Love Wine, would you forget the one you love most... Jiang Su: Nonsense. I could never forget my sword. He teaches his junior nephew martial arts. The young man is fascinated by his sword: Junior uncle, can I touch your sword? Jiang Su: No. His nephew: It's only a sword... Jiang Su: Shut up! That's my wife! After Jiang Su puts a stop to one budding romance after another, he understands. Ha. There is no love in a swordsman's heart. 3. Then one day, Jiang Su meets Li Hanshan, a young master raised to be the demonic cult's lethal weapon. He and Li Hanshan exchange countless letters, discussing old moves and delving into detailed analyses of new techniques. When it comes to swordsmanship, they have nothing they can't talk about. Jiang Su even feels that Li Hanshan is his closest friend and kindred spirit! Then the story ends, and Jiang Su is about to return to the real world. Studying swordsmanship really is more interesting than falling in love, he thinks. Maybe a swordsman's heart truly has no room for love. But Li Hanshan comes galloping toward him without regard for anything else, clutching his hand as though holding on to a peerless treasure about to disappear. Jiang Su doesn't go back. Looking into Li Hanshan's shining eyes, he seems to suddenly understand something. It turns out a swordsman's heart has room for Li Hanshan after all. Theme: Show the sincere feelings of two people supporting and growing alongside each other, and promote the positive spirit of love and peace