What Good Is a Crybaby Constitution to a Cannon Fodder?

[The next book, Reborn, First I’ll Befriend a Nobody, is available in my author profile.]

#Make him bully people and cry while carrying their baby? #

Yin He is a disposable character in a cultivation novel, but unlike other vicious disposable characters, he knows that people hate him.

He knows that the Sword Venerable, the greatest person under heaven, took him as a disciple only because he owed someone a favor.

His seemingly gentle senior brother secretly thinks he’s troublesome and spoiled, and even his newly accepted junior brother looks down on him.

Yin He doesn’t care. He still spends every day as a carefree, villainous disposable character.

Until one day, Yin He wakes up and finds that his eyes have turned a little red. Then... the arrogant, vicious disposable character starts tearing up whenever he gets worked up.

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One day, Yin He uses a lesson as an excuse to smack his junior brother’s palm. He gets to enjoy his smug expression for a whole second before his smile freezes and golden tears spill out.

The next day, he deliberately breaks his senior brother’s jade pendant.

As he watches his senior brother pick it up, Yin He clears his throat and threatens him in a fierce voice, only for it to suddenly turn choked with tears.

Senior brother and junior brother: ...

After failing to bully people several times, Yin He is furious.

So while his master is bathing, he steals his clothes, hoping his master will break his legs and expel him from the sect.

Unexpectedly, as Yin He stands there with tears in his eyes, his master only curls his lips into a smile. The next moment, someone grabs Yin He by the wrist and yanks him into the lake.

Yin He, carried out that night looking like a drowned rat: ...

So what’s the point of this tear-leaking constitution?!

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Later, after being told to move to his master’s peak, Yin He learns... that this tear-leaking constitution can also let him get pregnant.

PS: One-on-one. Yin He is a bottom who loves bullying people, then crying and running away while carrying a baby. Xie Qiyun is the powerful Sword Venerable top, a flower on a high peak.

2021.7.6

[Coming soon]

Reborn, First I’ll Befriend a Nobody

Wei Xiu loses his job.

He wakes up one day and runs into a System.

System: Hey, want to follow the plot? We’re the Nobody System. The story takes place at the end of a novel. You just need to be part of the crowd and cross the street when the protagonist’s story ends, and you’ll receive a fifty-million bonus.

A task this easy?

Wei Xiu eagerly agrees.

Who could have known that after the story ended, he would cross at the green light and head home for dinner,

only for the male lead, who had died on the other side of the street, to be reborn.

Their eyes meet, and the male lead immediately decides Wei Xiu is the mastermind behind everything.

Then he clings to him like a ghost.

Wei Xiu, who’s only following the nobody’s plot: ...?

Damn it.

A scam System!

It only said he’d appear when the plot ended. It never said the protagonist could be reborn at the end.

Pay up!

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I Guide People Through the Strange World is an unfinished cosmic-horror comic.

The author describes a series of events following the resurgence of anomalies: ancient horrors awaken, and people with supernatural abilities step into the spotlight to show off their skills.

But it starts with a bang and ends prematurely.

The protagonist’s crew inexplicably die during a strange incident in their showdown with the villains, like a meteor dropping out of the sky without warning.

Just as readers are cursing the abrupt ending and the author’s whole family,

the comic quietly updates with another chapter.

The popular male lead, who just died, is reborn.

Readers: ...?

The reborn male lead opens his eyes and locks gazes with an utterly ordinary office worker waiting to cross the street at a traffic light.

The next second, in the middle of everyone’s stunned silence, the male lead clings to him.

Readers: ...?

What the hell does this mean?

Wait, could it be... that this ordinary-looking office worker is actually the mastermind behind everything, and only showed up after the male lead died?

Not sure. Let’s wait and see.

Wei Xiu: No, I’ve been framed!

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Convinced that popular character Jin Lin has something wrong with his head, Wei Xiu can’t bear to lose the fifty-million bonus and keeps appealing to the System every day.

Fed up with his incessant complaints, the System decides to give him another chance.

Starting over, Wei Xiu decides to “happen to pass by” someone else this time.

But the second male lead, who should have exited the story, is also reborn!

And clings to Wei Xiu again.

A third time, a fourth time, a fifth time...

The System watches as Wei Xiu plays a nobody several times and ends up making a whole pile of people reborn: ...

At last, it’s time for the final nobody plot.

Wei Xiu is tired. He lies flat and sprawls on the grass in the park.

Ha, surely nobody will be reborn this time, right?

The next second, he turns his head and sees a pair of unfamiliar eyes, smiling faintly.

Wei Xiu: ...?

As the only evil god in the comic, Xie Hui often hides behind the scenes, manipulating everyone like puppets.

Recently, however, the people with supernatural abilities who should have followed the clues he laid out have gone out of control.

After opening their eyes, those people, whose personalities have changed drastically, all inexplicably go looking for another person: an utterly ordinary human office worker.

Interesting.

After this happens again and again, Xie Hui raises an eyebrow and turns his gaze toward the man with keen interest.

The office worker watched by the whole world: ...!

Readers who thought the story was over: ...?

No, seriously.

Who is he, anyway?!

PS: I really am just a nobody. An office-worker bottom with an unclear personality, VS a hedonistic evil-god top who says, “Guess whether I believe you.”

Theme: Keep striving and stay true to yourself.