Jingjusi, You’ve Done Nothing but Evil

Entering the paid section on June 7, 2022. Please support the story. (The earlier chapters will be locked, so please take note.) Jingju Temple Arisu is a utility man. That is not self-deprecation. He really is. He knows perfectly well that this is an Anime Crossover world. Because he came from another world. The only drawback of a crossover world is its lack of stability. But since the world needs them, utility men like Jingju Temple Arisu exist. A death-row candidate, he merely smiles when the little detective from the Grim Reaper’s world sets his sights on him. After all, he’ll be dead soon anyway. Then there’s the fact that he doesn’t even have a code name at the liquor company. At most, he’s a bottle cap. Either way, Gin kills him every time. (Wait, is there even a difference?) Oda’s kids are about to get blown up again. You ask what that has to do with Jingju Temple? Oh, he’s the Mimic member who tied up a few kids and rigged their car with a bomb. There are two kinds of monkeys: those who provide money, and those who collect curses. Jingju Temple is the kind who spends money like crazy for the cult leader while bringing him curses (and the people carrying them). "Jingju Temple, You’ve Done Nothing But Evil" But he won’t just be a victim or a villain. More often than not, he’ll simply be an extra passing through. “Mr. Jingju Temple, we’re very sorry about your lover.” Jingju Temple looked at Nanami, who wore an apologetic expression, and Itadori, who stood behind him. Then he suddenly let out a wail, startling everyone. He shed tears of anguish (and meant every bit of it), covered his face with both hands, and collapsed to his knees. “Ah, my darling! What a gruesome death you’ve suffered!!!” "I Won’t Watch the Next Biscuit Awards Without You" This is a goofy comedy. No matter what role he has in the story, he’ll always be called Jingju Temple Arisu, and everyone will call him Jingju Temple Arisu too. He’ll become so many different extras that coming up with names would be a huge pain. (Blame me.) You can’t please everyone, so please don’t force yourself to read it. The protagonist really is a utility man, and a very dedicated one. (So please don’t condemn him or the author for the bad things he does.) It crosses over with lots of series: Saiki K, Hozuki’s Coolheadedness, One-Punch Man, Overlord, That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime, and even Elden Ring (?). Pretty much everything I’ve seen will show up, hehe. Please add these to your reading list! This is a sister story to this one: [Western Crossover] Jingju Temple, You’ve Done Nothing But Good Jingju Temple Arisu is a utility man. That is not self-deprecation. He really is. He knows perfectly well that this is a Western Crossover world. Because he came from another world. The only drawback of a crossover world is its lack of stability. But since the world needs them, utility men like Jingju Temple Arisu exist. When the old man added him to the “people who must be kept under control” list yet again, he merely gave a helpless shrug. Whatever makes you happy. It’s not the first time, and it won’t be the last. One of Arisu’s favorite things is riding the elevator at the Bureau of Supernatural Affairs and listening to an eighty-year-old man deliver that “eternal truth”: Long live Hydra! Of course, getting killed is part of his daily routine. Gotham City, where the people are good and kind; Earth, where talent abounds. (Arisu: It’s not just Arkham anymore. I really can’t thank you enough.) Face danger with a smile. This is a sister story to "Jingju Temple, You’ve Done Nothing But Evil" next door. You don’t have to read that one first. The male lead is a troublemaker, and this is a goofy comedy (()). No matter what role he has in the story, he’ll always be called Jingju Temple Arisu, and everyone will call him Jingju Temple Arisu too. He’ll become so many different extras that coming up with names would be a huge pain. (Blame me.) You can’t please everyone, so please don’t force yourself to read it. The protagonist really is a utility man, and a very dedicated one. (So please don’t condemn him or the author for the bad things he does. Though this story should be about doing good things... right?) [Anime Crossover/Elden Ring] Miquella’s Haligtree Goes Live, But Why?! I am a tree growing in Elphael. The beloved Empyrean Miquella chose me, and after being watered with Miquella’s blood, I became the Haligtree. Even if I am an aberration compared to the orthodox Erdtree, I deeply love the Empyrean who gave me life. I swore to help Miquella create the world he dreamed of. But before he could do it, he was kidnapped by his bastard half-brother. Unable to move, I could do nothing but watch it all happen as I slowly withered away. I couldn’t accept it. Then a being calling itself a “Livestream System,” seemingly more powerful than the Greater Will, came to me. “As long as you gain the attention and affection of viewers, all your wishes can come true,” the System told me. And so a golden-haired boy, forever a child, appeared and took charge of the powerful black-clad organization in place of its boss, continuing the search for the secret of immortality. Miquella’s Blade, a beautiful but incomplete red-haired woman, became the nightmare of everyone who opposed the black-clad organization. They say they are siblings. They say they were born of a taboo. They say that to achieve their goals, they will stop at nothing. The male lead’s name is “Miquella’s Haligtree.” (Wow, I really put no effort into that, hahaha.) This time, the villains are getting an epic power-up. The story has an Elden Ring setting, but you don’t need to know the game. I’ll explain anything you need to know. Basically, it’s about Miquella’s rabid number-one fan trying to stay alive and rescue him by creating secret identities and livestreaming in another world to gather energy. It uses secret identities and livestreaming, including chat messages, discussion groups, and forum posts. [Anime Crossover] We Can’t Fall in Love Because Our Operating Systems Are Different Qianyuan Temple Yuko is a girl who likes yanderes. Of course, by yanderes, she means the kind who exist in two-dimensional worlds and would never appear in front of her. Then one day, a romance System suddenly bound itself to her. The System told her that this world was actually a spin-off of an otome game called "Heartbeat Love Story: Doki Girl’s Heart". The game was based on various popular battle manga, so the “high-quality male leads from battle manga” around her were all potential romance targets. Qianyuan Temple Yuko: ??? I always thought I lived in a normal world. So I’m actually a two-dimensional girl myself? The System told her that a bug had caused some problems in the world. Qianyuan Temple Yuko needed to become the “heroine” and gain the energy required to repair the world by falling in love with the protagonists. Qianyuan Temple Yuko: I refuse. System: Why? If you have any difficulties, tell us. I can do everything in my power to solve them for you: status, money, anything Qianyuan Temple Yuko: But I like yanderes. System: ...? Qianyuan Temple Yuko: Those battle manga boys are probably... Battle manga boys are absolutely not Qianyuan Temple Yuko’s type. Ami, the lively, optimistic, and cheerful boy! Qianyuan Temple Yuko is the worst at dealing with that type! No way! Different operating systems aren’t compatible! No way! As the System anxiously ran around in circles, it watched the protagonists’ affection scores steadily rise System: ? This story is also known as "We Can’t Fall in Love Because We Have Different Versions of Windows XP". Coming soon, hehe. [Anime Crossover/Elden Ring] Ranni’s Search for a New Order Centered on Ranni (()). After killing the Two Fingers, Ranni told the Tarnished she was going to another world to find an Order suited to it. What would a new world, one never again cursed by a god, be like? A world ruled by the black-clad organization? A world where ninjas slaughter one another? A world infested with rampaging curses? A world where people with supernatural abilities are at odds? ...So this is what a world untouched by gods (Outer Gods) looks like? How utterly laughable. In my version, the Tarnished is a woman, and she and Ranni are the best of friends. (They understand one another, help one another, and snuggle!) This story is also known as "Why Hasn’t Your World Been Destroyed Yet?" She’s the cool, elegant Princess of the Moon (()). Love you all! Theme: Even an extra can lead an extraordinary life.