Infinite Highway Employment Guide

When your real-world identity becomes a means of survival in an infinite-flow world, can your profession keep you alive? A student pulls out a practice test book and turns knowledge into power, smacking enemies away. A lawyer opens their mouth, and article after article of law binds the ghosts like chains. Office workers, baristas, delivery drivers... People from every profession find new success in the infinite-flow world. The standard procedure for newcomers entering a game is to introduce themselves and get assigned a suitable role. Qiao Song blushes. “I’m unemployed.” Yet on a night when vengeful ghosts come to claim her life, she starts up a chainsaw, buzzes through the air, and shaves a long-haired female ghost bald. Then she starts selling wigs. At a funeral procession, her suona performance leaves the NPCs heartbroken. The ghosts: What the hell, you said you were unemployed! Qiao Song: Hm? Doesn’t unemployed mean I have to do a bit of everything? #What’s wrong with not having a main job? Can’t I pick up a few side gigs?# After clearing the game, System: [Players, please buy a ticket and board the vehicle bound for the next instance.] Having already offended every NPC in existence, Qiao Song is refused entry by every hearse driver. The System says coldly, [Players who fail to reach the next instance within the time limit will be forcibly erased... Hey, what are you doing? Why did you steal someone else’s vehicle? No, how can you start a hearse?! You’re not a driver!!] Qiao Song looks shy. “I did work as a Didi driver for a while.” System: “But this is a survival vehicle for the Night Parade of a Hundred Ghosts! It’s different!!!” #Isn’t your employment history a little too broad? You’re even stealing jobs from the underworld?# My next infinite-flow novel is in the queue! Here’s the blurb. Add it to your reading list if you like it. The Night of Absurd Cycles Have you ever dreamed of fighting your way through an infinite-flow world to survive? At some point, an urban legend began to circulate. People with exceptionally strong desires might enter a dream like this. If you can pass the challenges inside, you can obtain anything you want. Fang Li never believed in ghosts or spirits, until one day she found herself in a dream advertised as an entry-level instance. Fueled by the resentment of having to work overtime in the day and then work overtime again at night, she beat the stuffing out of a hundred zombies. After perfectly clearing Zombie Town, she received a card. “A voucher for 600,000 yuan in cash?” Whoever believes that must be sick. The next day, she went out and stopped by a newsstand. Since she’d paid the wrong amount, she could only buy a lottery ticket with the change. It turned out to be the winning ticket, worth 600,000 yuan after taxes. Fang Li thought back to last night’s dream and collected her prize with a serene smile. I’m sick, and that nightmare cured me of my poverty. Next time, I’ll definitely dream bigger! Theme: Your life will never be meaningless