On Being a Vampire Who Wore Braces

On hold until I find inspiration. I'll post it once it's all written.

The vampire girl had a mouthful of crooked teeth.

Her friends all laughed at her, saying that as a member of the vampire race, she couldn't even bite someone's neck hard enough to draw blood. The vampire girl was very troubled.

Looking at her reflection, with all her sharp teeth misaligned, the vampire girl decided to visit a human dentist to get them straightened.

The dentist told her that she'd need braces.

The vampire girl got braces, then eagerly went "Awooo!" and bit down on the dentist's Adam's apple.

Her teeth tingled with pain, and the vampire girl plopped onto the floor. Instead, the dentist had his way with her.

After getting braces, the vampire girl was dismayed to discover that now she had to bite the dentist five or six times to draw blood...

The dentist smiled, patted her bottom, and took off her braces.

Crooked teeth are still cuter and more distinctive.

* A short, silly, sweet story written for practice. The characters are simply called the Vampire Girl and the Dentist, and they do their best to fall in love.

* About 30,000 characters. Free, not serialized for payment.

Theme: Get your teeth straightened