Could I Have Your Autograph?

Tsujii Kagami was once an antique mirror. 159 centimeters tall, 36.7 centimeters wide, and weighing 43.3 kilograms. Even after becoming human, he couldn't escape the miserable reality of facing a face he didn't want to see every day. His unscrupulous boss was unbearably suspicious, his coworkers were so young they were always thinking about jumping into rivers or hanging themselves, and even his subordinates were forever standing nervously in front of him, unable to get a coherent word out. Reality was grim, so he turned to obsessing over celebrities. Tsujii Kagami had a dream. The great writers whose works he had once read seemed to have abandoned writing for martial arts, becoming all sorts of strange ability users. Many of them also had rather complicated affiliations, but that wouldn't change Tsujii Kagami's devotion to his idols. "Professor Ayatsuji, could I get your autograph?" 1) At heart, this is just me gushing about Professor 010's works. No breaking up the Double Black duo. 2) This isn't a power fantasy. The male lead isn't part of the main plot group. He's reasonably clever, but his intelligence drops whenever he's fangirling. His fighting ability is average. 3) The author isn't very good at keeping things straight. I'll do my best to sort out the timeline, so please forgive any plot holes. 4) I'm writing purely for my own enjoyment. If it's not your thing, please click the X in the upper-right corner. Theme: Even wage slaves have dreams