The Happy Itadori Family

[Coming soon: "[Crossover] Itadori’s Career as a Sports Anime Protagonist". Please add it to your favorites!] [They] got a human body, as well as a wife named Kaori Itadori, who had stitches across her forehead. [They] were quite satisfied with life. Their only concern was that their wife’s brain wanted to abandon their newborn son and run away from home. But how could that be allowed? They were a happy family, a complete and joyful household. A mother’s presence was indispensable. So [They] took away their wife’s brain’s ability to escape and cause trouble, leaving her to be a happy wife cherished by [Them]. A few things to know before reading: ① The cover was drawn by my dear friend Chuanchuan (Yao Chuan). It’s super cute! ② This is a bizarre, chaotic, and evil idea. The goal is to give Brain-chan a happy home (but really, it’s a shameless story about tormenting Brain-chan). ③ Fair warning: there are lots of outrageous antics, and anything could happen. Confirmed events include, but aren’t limited to, Brain-chan having triplets: two boys and a girl. ④ Although Brain-chan’s true gender is unknown and they can change bodies, and [They] can change their gender at any time, they have been heterosexual from beginning to end, so this is categorized as romance. ⑤ Please don’t mention other novels in the comments here, and don’t mention me in other people’s comment sections. I’ll delete related comments if I see them! ⑥ Apart from the parents’ romance and the canon couples, there are no other side pairings. ⑦ Logic is dead; characters are wildly out of character. Feel free to criticize or drop the story, but please don’t attack anyone personally. Let’s be civil readers. ⑧ If you read pirated copies, don’t come to the comments to discuss your reading experience! Comments now show your subscription rate. You don’t want to be publicly called out, do you? ⑨ There are lots of extra chapters. Don’t force yourself to buy the complete edition just for an unimportant badge. If you want to read them, decide whether to buy based on the title and synopsis. ⑩ In the character gallery section of my profile, click the cover to see the character design for Yado Namaru. It was commissioned! I didn’t commission designs for the other characters because they already have designs in the original work, and my wallet’s too empty to afford more commissions, QVQ. The two artists I commissioned have different styles, so just consider whichever one you like better to be Yado Namaru’s design! ↓Here’s another story I’m planning. Add it to your favorites if you’re interested!↓ "[Crossover] Itadori’s Career as a Sports Anime Protagonist", synopsis: At the moment of his death, Yuji Itadori saw a familiar yet strange pink-haired man before him: his father, whom he had seen once in his memories from infancy. His father asked, “Yuji, if you could have another life, would you rather live in a world with curses and become a jujutsu sorcerer, or live in a world without curses and be an ordinary person?” Yuji Itadori answered without hesitation, “Of course I’d want to live in a world without curses!” His father smiled. “As you wish.” On his ninety-ninth reincarnation, Jin Itadori decided to take his beloved wife back to the world where they first met. This time, [They] still had three children: the eldest, Soichiro; the second, Yuji; and their youngest daughter, Yado Namaru. Their family of six lived happily in Sendai, Miyagi Prefecture. In this life, Soichiro was still obsessed with Buddhism, and Yado Namaru still wanted to be an idol singer. Yuji, however, picked up the script of a sports anime protagonist. In his first year of middle school, he became Kitagawa Daiichi’s ace outside hitter and ended Shiratorizawa’s three-year championship streak. After the national tournament, Yuji returned from Tokyo to Sendai Yuji Itadori turned down Shiratorizawa’s offer. When a senior suddenly asked whether he wanted to attend Aoba Johsai for high school, he said, “Sorry, Oikawa-senpai. I’m going to Karasuno for high school. Fushiguro and I promised we’d have a battle at the garbage dump.” Toru Oikawa was dumbfounded. “???” That spiky-haired kid from Nekoma? You two only just met! "Kitagawa Daiichi Middle School Volleyball Club Diary" by Yutaro Kindaichi Year x, Month x, Day x Oikawa-senpai and Iwaizumi-senpai, who’ve already graduated, came to watch the match. Itadori spotted them right away and waved both arms at the stands. “Thanks for coming to cheer us on, Oikawa-senpai and Iwaizumi-senpai!” Oikawa-senpai was so embarrassed and angry that he specially disguised himself to watch our third-year district qualifying final, but Itadori still recognized him. Year x, Month x, Day x Kageyama said he had a setting technique he wanted to ask Oikawa-senpai about, but Oikawa-senpai had already blocked him. Itadori lent him his account, and then Oikawa blocked him too. Theme: True love is a meeting of souls, not something bound by appearances.