Lin Anyan was a beauty-loving young woman. Even when she died of a cold, she made sure to include this in her last words: Please put makeup on me before you cremate me.
But after dying, she transmigrated into the body of an ugly woman.
The good news was that at least half her face was stunningly beautiful. The bad news was that the other half was covered in hemangiomas.
She was devastated, but fortunately there was still a way out. The System told her all she had to do was find someone who was about to die, and she could transmigrate again.
According to the original story, her adoptive mother would force her to marry in place of her adoptive sister, to bring good fortune to the short-lived Lou Chenyuan. She would make a huge fuss, then impulsively try to seduce the short-lived man's eldest nephew, becoming a laughingstock forever.
But instead of making a fuss, she happily agreed.
And so, married life went like this:
Lin Anyan: (staring...) Why aren't you dead yet?
Short-lived man: ??? What the hell? Don't come near me, you'll scare me to death!
Lin Anyan: (moving closer) That's exactly what I'm hoping for!
Short-lived man: (flipping the table) I'm done pretending. Lie down!
Lin Anyan: Y-you, what are you doing?
Short-lived man: (laying out more than a dozen rows of acupuncture needle cases) Treating your hemangiomas!
Three months later
Lin Anyan: ??? Holy crap, husband, you're amazing. I don't want you to die anymore!
Short-lived man: Holy crap, wife, you're gorgeous. I really don't want to die anymore!
Lin Anyan: So... how about a kiss?
Short-lived man: Wait! Your adoptive sister has an audition coming up. Come on, let's beat her to it!
Lin Anyan never imagined that her short-lived husband had transmigrated too. He was a powerful master of medicine, and before becoming a healer, he'd been an all-around talent agent in the twenty-first century. After making a newcomer famous, the newcomer kicked him out of the team to monopolize the rights. He was so furious that he dropped dead, only to end up in another world as a big shot.
What a bargain she'd stumbled into!
Then what was she waiting for? Auditions, movies, and becoming a Best Actress! She couldn't let her man's hard work go to waste!
Three years later, Lin Anyan stood on the Best Actress award stage, tears in her eyes as she spoke into the microphone:
First, I want to thank my educated youth parents for abandoning me in the countryside to fend for myself;
Second, I want to thank my adoptive mother for forcing my adoptive sister to marry for a bride price of two thousand yuan;
Then, I want to thank my adoptive sister for forcing me to take her place in the marriage so she could marry up;
Finally, I want to thank my husband, the bargain I got for free. I wouldn't be where I am today without him. He's the coolest talent agent in the world!
And he's the father of my child!
Yes, we have a child. They're three years old!
If anyone has a family variety show, please consider our family. Thank you, thank you!
Watching TV while eating pickles with rice soaked in plain hot water, her adoptive sister angrily threw down her bowl and chopsticks.
"Lou Chongmao, didn't you say you'd become the richest man? Look at how successful your little uncle is! He and that ugly woman are both at the top of the celebrity rich list. And you? Your factory went under! You got laid off! You're drowning in debt! You have to rely on me making shoe uppers to support the family! And you keep pressuring me to have more and more babies! Look at them! You liar! I want a divorce!"
Theme: Sincerity is priceless.